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My wang invading your eye socket is going to be precious.
Quote from: TheJudgeNot really into porn actually.Quote from: ihateclichesWhat kind of heartless savage are you?
Not really into porn actually.
What kind of heartless savage are you?
Apple?
Just as a reminder to old-timers, and a clarification for young-timers, this thread is the LOL thread. It was named the HECTAR HECTAR thread for reasons too complicated to go into, but its primary function is to provide a way for users to acknowledge a post that made them laugh. The idea began in another, now defunct forum that had strict injuctions against brainless LOL posts. Posting numerous unimbellished "lol" or "me too" or suchlike messages was a bannable offense. However, sometimes a funny post simply must be acknowledged, and that's what this thread is for. Here, you can simply post the thing that made you laugh out loud, with no embelishment or furtherance of dialog, and stay well within the constraints imposed by draconian mods (which are actually not all that draconian here).So, anyway, LOL.
Will you be my friend? Circle oneYes/No
Just a general observation. I can't read.
I'd answer but I have this strange urge to leave.
Right. I was just making fun of you.
I used to free-form RPG with my friends in the basement. But back then we just called it "tripping on acid."
Perhaps he finally got tired of stupid america.
Is your computer a Gibson?
Hey kids! Now you too can be a Potions Master just like Professor Snape! All you need is the following: 8 ounces of Drano12 ounces of cough syrupMix and chug! Don't be afraid to get creative and mix in anything else you find under the kitchen sink.
Try having your office send it to you with the tubes all clogged up like they are.
You mean Lacerda is a d00d?
...Is this an example of the fierce "intellectual thrashing" of yours that you boast of so proudly? If so, please stop. I simply cannot handle such a thrashing of this magnitude. By the way, I'm sure an intellectual titan such of yourself knows the difference between 'then' and 'than' and was just being super ironic, right? Whoops! I guess I've just proven that I'm better than you...
Bring me the cabin boy and a bucket of larrrrrd.What?
Well he was in Tunisia. Pretty close to the Equator and all...
Be careful IHC. He may know HTML.
Christ, just make arrangaments before you leave to have flowers sent to her while you are over there. "I'm thinking of you.love,ianatorp.s. I setup this up before I left. I'm not really thinking of you. I'm drunk as hell right now!"
You used to be a telephone psychic? How did you lose your powers? Were you sad? Did you see it coming?
The spirits tell me my boss has not bathed today.Or yesterday.
Really? I love fucking midgets.
So then, how do you speak when you speak in amateurs?Oh wait, you must've meant that you're in a place named Pros. Is the staff there okay with it when you speak out loud, to no one in particular?
Don't hate me here, but did you put on deodorant this morning?
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