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Author Topic: Turing Test  (Read 2226 times)

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Turing Test
« on: March 20, 2007, 09:54:27 PM »
SO WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE TEST??? DO YOU AGREE WITH THE OUTCOME OF THE TEST? I AM DOING MY COLLEGE THESIS ON THIS TOPIC, AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOUR OPINION OF THE SUBJECT AT HAND IS. ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!

BY THE WAY, I PROMISE I WILL NOT COPY AND PASTE YOUR REPLIES INTO MY PAPER AND TRY TO PASS THEM OFF AS MY OWN. THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHANGE AROUND WORDS AND STUFF IN HIGH SCHOOL SO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I COPIED AND PASTED SOMETHING. I MEAN, I AM IN COLLEGE NOW!!!1
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Re: Turing Test
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2007, 09:57:08 PM »
COLLIDGE IS FOR SMRT PEPLE!1

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Re: Turing Test
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2007, 09:57:58 PM »
FUCK TURING I WANT 2 NO HOW 2 HACK DAMMIT!
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Singularity god is EVIL as
Creation reigns as Opposites.
Educators, and You - ought
to be killed for ignoring the
fact that "Earth is Cubed".
(ignored and suppressed by EVIL educators)

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Re: Turing Test
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2007, 10:02:13 PM »
If I pass the test, am I considered a Turrette? I'm actually a guy, ya know..
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Re: Turing Test
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2007, 10:03:40 PM »
Attention, newbie spammers and hackerz alike, listen up.

Here's what you do:

1. Turn your monitor upside down. Be sure it's still plugged in.
2. Degauss.
3. Unplug your computer's Internet cable.
4. Wrap said Internet cable around your larynx. Be sure it makes it around several times.
5. Tie the end of the cord to your neighbor's rabbit-chasing dog.
6. Borrow your sister's pet rabbit and let it into the front yard.
7. Release the hound.

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Re: Turing Test
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2007, 10:20:15 PM »
I prefer unplugging the monitor cable, coiling it around one's neck, and then tossing it out the highest you can find window.
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Singularity god is EVIL as
Creation reigns as Opposites.
Educators, and You - ought
to be killed for ignoring the
fact that "Earth is Cubed".
(ignored and suppressed by EVIL educators)

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Re: Turing Test
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 12:15:32 AM »
The degaussing is just a bonus and a throwback to HN.
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Re: Turing Test
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 11:55:43 AM »
H3Y Im UZiNG t3H INT4RN3TZ!!!!!!!!!
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