Topic: favourite Stuff to Run over in Automobiles. (Read 6133 times)

teh_d3ck_k1ng · « **on:** May 30, 2007, 06:12:58 PM »

Some of my favourite things to run over while driving a kick ass red truck are....
boxes full of kittens
synthetic butter spread containers
t-ball cylinders(the ones they set the ball on top)
any garbage on the side of the street on pickup day

I bet the people on this forum run tons of cool stuff over.

BizB · « **Reply #1 on:** May 30, 2007, 07:50:08 PM »

I wasn't aware that they ever made butter spread containers out of natural materials.
I must put this on wikipedia immediately!

xolik · « **Reply #2 on:** May 30, 2007, 08:34:24 PM »

After much thought, I have comprised a short list of things that I really enjoy mowing down with my Tacoma.

1. My ex.

Hey, I said it was a short list.

teh_d3ck_k1ng · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:01:35 PM »

After many years of running shit over with my bad ass truck I have decided to only run over in animate objects with the only exception being boxes full of kittens. Running over an X girl friend seems a little bit to risky for me only unless I am packing heat so I can fight the cops off. for enough time to get into Mexico Canada or other respected countries known for harboring criminals.

12AX7 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:04:16 PM »

We harbor criminals! What's wrong with- oh. You said "respected".

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:37:33 PM »

I love my harbour.

RelandR · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2007, 08:59:44 PM »

I evidently suck at geography, just where the hell is Mexico Canada ? Is it just south of America Canada ?

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:36:28 PM »

Quote from: teh_d3ck_k1ng on May 31, 2007, 06:01:35 PM

Running over an X girl friend

You don't know Xol very well, do you. =D

Crystalmonkey · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:37:20 PM »

And Crap, why did I reply to this useless post!

(! is to account for my yelling this out)

Stitch · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2007, 07:03:58 PM »

Quote from: xolik on May 30, 2007, 08:34:24 PM

After much thought, I have comprised a short list of things that I really enjoy mowing down with my Tacoma.

1. My ex.

Hey, I said it was a short list.

What, did he do something to piss you off? Make your [insert anatomical object here] move in the wrong direction?

xolik · « **Reply #10 on:** June 05, 2007, 01:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Stitch on June 04, 2007, 07:03:58 PM

What, did he do something to piss you off? Make your [insert anatomical object here] move in the wrong direction?

Naw, he was just a gold digger.

d_money · « **Reply #11 on:** June 05, 2007, 02:43:17 PM »

I hit a squirrel on the way to work this morning that i could clearly have avoided and i guess i didn't have to swerve at it either...

BlackWidow · « **Reply #12 on:** June 05, 2007, 10:40:01 PM »

Quote from: RelandR on May 31, 2007, 08:59:44 PM

I evidently suck at geography, just where the hell is Mexico Canada ? Is it just south of America Canada ?

I think so ... say about 40 kms south east really. They have this great burrito place called Burrito Boyz ... awesome halibut burritos ... best after bar food evah!

RelandR · « **Reply #13 on:** June 05, 2007, 11:15:39 PM »

Great, Mexico relocated and I didn't get the memo ...

.. guess I'll have to head up there to get my take-o's and burrrr-ito's from now on.

d_money · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:03:55 AM »

Quote from: RelandR on June 05, 2007, 11:15:39 PM

Great, Mexico relocated and I didn't get the memo ...

.. guess I'll have to head up there to get my take-o's and burrrr-ito's from now on.

To have gotten the memo you have to be at least a proven 1/8 authenitc Mexican. Maybe this was the issue?

RelandR · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2007, 12:40:39 AM »

It so happens that I'm only 1/4 synthetic Mexican.

d_money · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2007, 08:43:28 AM »

Well thats probably why you did not get the memo. Maybe next time a relocation is made you're complaints will merrit you a deservance of the memo.

teh_d3ck_k1ng · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2007, 05:23:53 PM »

Some times I write memos to the corperate office to tell them to get more tolliet paper in the bathrooms. Other times I them to explain that that hitting stuff with automobiles is the funnest thing ever. If your ever pissed off or bored or something just hop in your wheel (preferably a kickass red truck) and then go run shit over. I heard in some parts of Malaysia that it is considered and honor to have something you own to get hit while on a rampage of running shit over with trucks. One time when visiting Malaysia my tour guide had his daughter ran over. He wasn't even sad or nothing. He was honored that some one ran over his daughter with a kickass red truck while screaming awesome trucker lingo.

Stitch · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2007, 05:47:00 PM »

Quote from: xolik on June 05, 2007, 01:57:08 PM

Naw, he was just a gold digger.

I'm glad my significant other isn't. I really don't even have enough for myself and the kids.

ivan · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2007, 05:49:09 PM »

Quote from: Stitch on June 07, 2007, 05:47:00 PM

I'm glad my significant other isn't. I really don't even have enough for myself and the kids.

Golddiggers typically don't go for guys who don't have enough.

Chris · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2007, 09:01:12 AM »

Quote from: teh_d3ck_k1ng on June 06, 2007, 05:23:53 PM

Some times I write memos to the corperate office to tell them to get more tolliet paper in the bathrooms. Other times I them to explain that that hitting stuff with automobiles is the funnest thing ever. If your ever pissed off or bored or something just hop in your wheel (preferably a kickass red truck) and then go run shit over. I heard in some parts of Malaysia that it is considered and honor to have something you own to get hit while on a rampage of running shit over with trucks. One time when visiting Malaysia my tour guide had his daughter ran over. He wasn't even sad or nothing. He was honored that some one ran over his daughter with a kickass red truck while screaming awesome trucker lingo.

What. The. Fuck.

You must have been high when you wrote that, weren't you?

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2007, 04:49:05 PM »

God knows I was when I read it and gave a point for it!

d_money · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2007, 06:09:42 PM »

What exactly can be defined as "awesome trucker lingo" ?

geekfitters · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2007, 04:27:21 PM »

What's so funny about synthetic butter spread containers?

pickled kitten · « **Reply #24 on:** July 16, 2007, 08:24:55 AM »

squirrels. if i had one of those little black stamps that had a picture of a squirrel with an X over it i'd stamp my door every single time. i HATE squirrels and they mugging ways.

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