Topic: Spam King Busted (Read 5314 times)

12AX7 · « **on:** May 31, 2007, 10:16:20 AM »

Whee! Busted!!!
Notorious Spam King Nabbed in Seattle

They're saying you should actually notice less spam. I'll believe that when I don't see it.

xolik · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2007, 10:26:37 AM »

Here's a fine template to use on spammers here in our very own forum:

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GEEKERY!

THANK YOU, ________ FOR SHARING WITH US YOUR FINE PRODUCT, WEBSITE, PYRAMID SCHEME OR INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY! YOUR CHOSEN MEDIUM, ____________ LOOKS TO BE VERY PROMISING! WE WILL ENJOY USING __________ TO BENEFIT OUR DAILY LIVES AND BECOME BETTER PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE LIKE YOU, ___________! PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO JAM YOUR OWN ______ INTO YOUR _____ AND TURN IT ______ TOWARDS _______ WHILE ______ ________ ______ _______ ______ RAGING ______ ______ HOSPITAL! ONCE AGAIN, ENJOY THE FORUMS YOU _____ _____ING FAGGOT!

Paladin · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2007, 11:36:07 AM »

Yay, go Spamhaus.
This probably won't help with the russians, nigerians or whatever spammers, so i don't think this is a solution, but don't ask me what would be, if i knew that answer the world would be a better place by now.

Anyway, i love the template, please keep it.

teh_d3ck_k1ng · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:04:44 PM »

The title "Canned Spam" was rather mis leading I thought it was going to involve the food product known as SPAM by many but instead it was about the email variety. I hate getting email spam. I am looking forward to a day and age of computer technology where you can challenge spammers to a knife fight over the internet in order to decide if you get spam or not. Those will be the days.

BizB · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2007, 08:57:02 PM »

Yeah! It should have been titled CAN SPAM

12AX7 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2007, 09:21:04 PM »

I didn't read that article. Just the one I posted.

geekfitters · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2007, 04:28:30 PM »

You're saying one guy is behind all this spam? Can you get the death penalty for this crime?

Evonus · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2007, 04:49:41 PM »

The price for spamming should be death.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2007, 05:43:15 PM »

Quote from: Evonus on June 30, 2007, 04:49:41 PM

The price for spamming should be death.

Shouldn't everything?

Evonus · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2007, 05:53:28 PM »

Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on June 30, 2007, 05:43:15 PM

Shouldn't everything?

So tempted to say yes.

Chris · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2007, 12:44:45 AM »

Since this thread was raised from purgatory:

If anything, I think I am getting MORE spam than before.

nitehawk522 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:20:51 AM »

It took me about 15 minutes to read this whole thread because about half way through i HAD to go get a can of spam and fry it up and enjoy. See what you people did? You made a fatty even fatter... and the punishment for spamming should not be death, it should be worst, somthing like...having to watch the first 3 seasons of Ally McBeal, without the comforting comercial breaks that just remind you that this show has an end. but sadly enough that will probally never happen. UNLESS

You elect me president!
Vote Nitehawk for president!
Hes not only one of you, hes all of you!

Disclaimer: Nitehawk is not accually all of you, that is just a very clever marketing gimic.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2007, 04:19:32 AM »

Are you on drugs too?

Chris · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2007, 06:15:12 AM »

It must have been all of the grease from the spam that made his blood thicker, which in turn prevented it from circulating to his brain.

Evonus · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2007, 01:45:50 PM »

Quote from: Chris on July 04, 2007, 06:15:12 AM

It must have been all of the grease from the spam that made his blood thicker, which in turn prevented it from circulating to his brain.

So if we encourage him to eat more spam he'll end up like Terri Schivo?

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2007, 02:00:42 PM »

What, a celebrity?

12AX7 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2007, 03:06:41 PM »

That would be self-defeating. She couldn't eat.
Do they have spam I.V. drips?

Evonus · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2007, 08:46:05 PM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on July 04, 2007, 03:06:41 PM

That would be self-defeating. She couldn't eat.
Do they have spam I.V. drips?

Yeah, it's called interrogative poison.

nitehawk522 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2007, 02:09:28 AM »

Hmm...i didnt notice that much blind aggreeing with what i said, that isnt good. I think its time for my secret weapon. Vote for me president and i will give you all candy, lots of candy. Now excuse me i shall go eat spam. mmm....spam.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2007, 02:32:31 AM »

If you want to become President easily just say you'll go kick the shit outta that bastard Terry Wrists OOOOO BA-ZING!

JuggaloGeek · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2007, 04:27:38 PM »

thats not a bad idea

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