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Author Topic: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)  (Read 3415 times)

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Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« on: July 31, 2007, 01:52:53 AM »
This made me laugh, I reckoned I'd share it with you guys:

http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter.htm
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2007, 01:56:25 AM »
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"I have a very visual imagination. I see it, then I try to describe what is in my mind's eye," This minds eye concept is the heart of the new age movement. It is the ability to escape ones confines of this world and to explore the other dimensions of existence.

Dude...they totally don't want us to take this stuff and get into other dimensions man!
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Singularity god is EVIL as
Creation reigns as Opposites.
Educators, and You - ought
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 02:39:00 AM »
Wow, that site is pretty sad. (I'm not sure if it's funny or not yet)
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2007, 02:42:36 AM »
Also, I find it ironic that the site mentions getting kids involved when they are young as being evil, as if most religions don't do that. (Perhaps it's only evil when Stupid Sexy Flanders "does it"...)


Excuse me while I go and cast a hex so that the person who wrote that site dies in a chemical fire. (After going to McDonald's', since I'm lovin' it.)

NAZI! I mean... WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!



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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 02:48:10 AM »
Well, i partly agree with that site. I mean, people who would take Stupid Sexy Flanders seriously shouldn't be allowed to read it (or to vote for that matter, or drive). It's only a matter of time until someone jumps off a building on a broom.

Then again, the overall medium IQ of humanity will go higher by a small fraction after that, so maybe it's not such a bad thing.
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 04:33:01 AM »
Natural selection could be such a beautiful thing.
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2007, 07:26:32 AM »
If someone is stupid enough to jump off a room with a broomstick, then they deserve to get hurt. Or die. Ideally. Just because someone has the brains of a mosquito isn't justification to prevent the rest of us from enjoying a good book.
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 11:08:28 AM »
Hey kids! Now you too can be a Potions Master just like Professor Snape! All you need is the following:
  • 8 ounces of Drano
  • 12 ounces of cough syrup

Mix and chug! Don't be afraid to get creative and mix in anything else you find under the kitchen sink.
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 01:34:27 PM »
Garnish with LimeAway.
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 01:39:35 PM »
Quote from: RelandR on July 31, 2007, 04:33:01 AM
Natural selection could be such a beautiful thing.
If only society wasn't so obsessed with saving humanity.

I don't think there's anything wrong with having a little bleach in the gene pool.
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 03:55:55 PM »
At least at the shallow end.
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2007, 04:16:06 PM »
I live in the shallow end, it makes me feel good about myself.
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Creation reigns as Opposites.
Educators, and You - ought
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Re: Stupid Sexy Flanders, herald of the Dark Lord (SATAN, that is!)
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2007, 07:57:13 PM »
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