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Author Topic: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.  (Read 3428 times)

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Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« on: August 14, 2007, 02:43:07 AM »


k we all have heard of Chuck Norris yes? but have you heard of the chuck norris facts

1. chuck norris doesnt use a condom during intercorse, because there is no protection from chuck norris


plz feel free to post any chuck norris jokes here
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 11:24:45 AM »
Q: What's a horribly out-dated meme that betrays the presenter's n00bishness and overall lack of class?

A: Chuck Norris!
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 05:02:24 PM »
Is Chuck Norris still alive? I thought he died along with his jokes years ago....

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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 06:17:47 PM »
Fuck this thread and fuck anybody who thinks tihs kind of shit is actually funny.
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 08:16:06 PM »
* ihatecliches is fucked
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 10:36:00 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on August 14, 2007, 08:16:06 PM
* ihatecliches is fucked

Certainly not by me.  :-D
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 10:39:02 PM »
Don't like the FBI agents, eh?
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 10:43:59 PM »
Pinki?
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 10:50:18 PM »
Well her too.
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2007, 01:37:37 PM »
I couldn't be an FBI agent...it'd get in the way of me being a pirate.  :w:
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2007, 03:47:37 PM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on August 15, 2007, 01:37:37 PM
I couldn't be an FBI agent...it'd get in the way of me being a pirate.  :w:

YARRR!

I just had to get that out.
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2007, 04:37:00 PM »
Bring me the cabin boy and a bucket of larrrrrd.





What?
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2007, 06:31:18 PM »
So you're a fan of Chris Elliot movies?
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2007, 07:05:57 PM »
What the hell has he been up to anyways? I liked "Get a life."
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Re: Post your Chuck Norris jokes here.
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2007, 07:32:58 PM »
That show ruled!  I loved Robin Riker, she was pure evil.
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