Topic: Joke of the day (Read 32871 times)

Jon · « **Reply #75 on:** March 24, 2003, 07:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Detta

And I thought I got rid of my "Dirty Dirty Girl" status.

Not yet.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #76 on:** March 24, 2003, 09:07:05 PM »

Rotgut? You taking any of this in?

Min · « **Reply #77 on:** March 24, 2003, 09:36:48 PM »

Quote from: Dark Shade

Rotgut? You taking any of this in?

I don't have anything against Rotgut. His jokes suck but I'm not anyone who should tell him what to and what not to post. He's not breaking any rules. Maybe one day he'll tell a good one and we'll throw a big fucking party.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #78 on:** March 24, 2003, 11:36:33 PM »

Apparently he's refusing to comment...

Lucky guy...

Anonymous · « **Reply #79 on:** March 25, 2003, 09:54:35 AM »

He hasn't been around in a while.

Binoboy · « **Reply #80 on:** March 25, 2003, 09:58:04 AM »

Plus he's a Britannian.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #81 on:** March 25, 2003, 10:09:25 AM »

Thanks for the feedback on the jokes, i'll try to get some better stuff up, if i can find the material. And better stuff for Judge next time

Dark Shade · « **Reply #82 on:** March 25, 2003, 07:37:05 PM »

Forgot you had jokes, Terror. I'm waiting for the "good stuff" you're promising...

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #83 on:** March 26, 2003, 09:58:01 AM »

well.... i'm not sure of the quality, but here are some quickies.....

Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees?
A: So the Nazi's can march in the shade

How many soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it has yet to be done

What do you call 100,000 men with both their hands raised in the air?
A: The French army

and one that's a tad late, but it's still good....

An Englisman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar, sit down, and each order a beer. While they're waiting for the head on the beer to come down (the bartender was new at this) a fly landed in each of their beers, respectively. when the Englishman saw the fly, he picked it out, and said, outraged, "Look at this, this isn't sanitary.... give me a fresh beer!". Next, the scott went to his drink, and saw the fly. Not being one to waste perfectly good booze, he removed the fly, and quietly drank his beer. The irishman, upon seeing the fly that happened to land in his dring picked up the fly,and began shaking it over his mug, screaming "Cough it up ya bastard!"

snyperx · « **Reply #84 on:** March 26, 2003, 10:26:46 AM »

Those France jokes sucked. Yeah, the French may be sucking, but hey now.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #85 on:** March 26, 2003, 10:45:03 AM »

Quote from: snyperx

Those France jokes sucked. Yeah, the French may be sucking, but hey now.

and what of the long one?

snyperx · « **Reply #86 on:** March 26, 2003, 10:46:46 AM »

Amusing. =P

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #87 on:** March 26, 2003, 10:59:22 AM »

thank you. *bows* alright, i'm starting to get to know the comedic tastes, i'll wait for a few more bits and pieces of feedback before posting another set of jokes.

Binoboy · « **Reply #88 on:** March 26, 2003, 02:32:37 PM »

Quote from: TerrorDronze

How many soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it has yet to be done

Heh, some old lady columnist tore up the senator that told that joke.

Yeah, after like 120,000 died protecting France in WW1, there was noone left for the next one. On that note, why weren't they better trained???

Dark Shade · « **Reply #89 on:** March 26, 2003, 10:14:19 PM »

I dunno Terror...those were fairly good, got anymore?

I'll be pushing your nose to the grindstone with these jokes...gotta do something around here...

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #90 on:** March 27, 2003, 10:02:08 AM »

i guess it all depends on your views of M$ jokes.....

Here's another few from the archives.....

Bill Gates and the CEO of GM were sitting together, having a friendly conversation. Eventually, computers came up, prompting Billy-boy to make a comment on automotive technology.... "Ya know, if cars had progressed as fast as computers, we'd get 1,000 miles to the gallon, and never have any car-created pollution...". In response, the head honcho of GM said, "Yea, that may be true, but would you really want your car to crash twice a day?"

and how about a really bad pickup line......

"Do you know the principal difference between conversation and sex?"
"umm... no."
"Then let's go upstairs and 'talk'."

and finally, if you're offended by Italian, Gay, or Jew jokes, then don't read the following...

A Gay, an Italian, and a Jew all die and are sent to purgatory. Here, they were made an offer, "I will give you another chance to live, but on one condition.... you cannot indulge yourselves". All 3 of them jumped at the opportunity to return to the land of the living, and agreed to not indulge themselves. Upon returning to earth, they were hungry, so the iotalian suggested a liitle trip to a nearby bistro for some pasta. They all sat down and began eating. When the italian finished his plate of spaghetti, he politely asked if he could get another plate of it. The waitress brought out the plate, and *poof!* the italian disappeared. The gay and the jew then realized how careful they had to be. After finishing their lunches and paying the bill, they walk outside, and begin to walk down the street. The jew spots a crisp, clean $20 bill, and bends over to pick it up. *Poof!* Gone just like the italian.... *poof!* and then the gay.

snyperx · « **Reply #91 on:** March 27, 2003, 10:22:12 AM »

That last one was horrible, but good hehe.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #92 on:** March 27, 2003, 10:30:08 AM »

glad you liked it

Dark Shade · « **Reply #93 on:** March 27, 2003, 05:23:20 PM »

That was pretty funny...anything else from the "archives"?

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #94 on:** March 28, 2003, 09:49:13 AM »

i'll see what i can think of, unfortunately, i'm too hungry to think straight right now.... and Roadhouse doesn't open for a little bit..... but heres a quickie.....

Mohandas K. Ghandi, also known as Mohatma Ghandi, in his later life, went on hunger strikes, making him quite frail, and thin. Along with this, he was concidered to be quite religious, a mystic, if you would. his feet were covered in callises, due to his walking everywhere he went, in fact they were quite tough. Along with this, his diet caused him to have quite vile breath at times..... in fact you could even say he was a Super callised, fragile mystic, plagued by halitosis.

i'm afraid the quality of that was as good as the past few, but it's all i could think of...

snyperx · « **Reply #95 on:** March 28, 2003, 10:18:34 AM »

Haha, nice Terror.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #96 on:** March 28, 2003, 10:21:31 AM »

thank you much snyper

Dark Shade · « **Reply #97 on:** March 28, 2003, 02:51:31 PM »

All hail Master Of Jokes TerrorDronze!

rotgut · « **Reply #98 on:** March 30, 2003, 10:16:08 AM »

Rotgut say - Not today

Jon · « **Reply #99 on:** March 30, 2003, 07:14:23 PM »

Quote from: rotgut

Rotgut say - Not today

Aww, we've broken his spirit. Now I feel bad.

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