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Should the Detbot 2.0 die on the planning table?

Yes, shut up about it
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It wouldn't die, 7thSON would only keep it a secret
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Steak and a BJ (served up by the lesbian robot, of course)
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Voting closed: December 12, 2002, 04:14:53 PM


Author Topic: Detta's Lesbian Robot Thread  (Read 4389 times)

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Detta's Lesbian Robot Thread
« on: December 12, 2002, 04:12:21 PM »
Here.  Get it out of your system without hijacking all the other threads...

ps.  yes I know it doesn't make much sense for lesbian robots to be giving hummers since they are lesbians, but...well, nothing about it makes much sense anyway.
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2002, 05:39:36 PM »
Well maybe Detbot3.0 can be a bisexual version.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2002, 10:21:10 PM »
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Well maybe Detbot3.0 can be a bisexual version.


Well, I thought that the beauty of a lesbian robot was that guys thought they were all secretly bisexual and wanting them anyway...?
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2002, 06:55:59 AM »
Noooo!

You see, the beauty of the lesbot was that it also functioned as a beer holder / auto-channel-scanning universal remote control that enjoyed football and could receive and descramble DSS signals.  

*sniff*  I'm gonna miss her.   :cry:
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2002, 09:09:34 AM »
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*sniff*  I'm gonna miss her.   :cry:


You're full o crap, you selfish sonofabitch.

You can keep your Detbot 2.0.  Looks like pb has some good ideas for v3.0.  All the investors will likely be turning to him anyway.
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2002, 09:52:30 AM »
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*sniff*  I'm gonna miss her.   :cry:


You're full o crap, you selfish sonofabitch.

You can keep your Detbot 2.0.  Looks like pb has some good ideas for v3.0.  All the investors will likely be turning to him anyway.


Hey, you're only supposed to be a jerk AFTER I see you for the holidays... not the week before. :wink:

EDIT:  Who loves ya baby?!
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2002, 11:41:25 AM »
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Hey, you're only supposed to be a jerk AFTER I see you for the holidays... not the week before. :wink:


I'm a jerk all the time.

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EDIT:  Who loves ya baby?!


You do!
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2002, 02:19:01 PM »
that depends, can the robot go out and like...get me a free chezesteak?
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2002, 04:45:39 PM »
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that depends, can the robot go out and like...get me a free chezesteak?


Hey poptarts, please don't take this the wrong way, but it looks like your avatar's being choked so hard its eyes are popping out.
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2002, 08:02:08 PM »
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that depends, can the robot go out and like...get me a free chezesteak?


Hey poptarts, please don't take this the wrong way, but it looks like your avatar's being choked so hard its eyes are popping out.
Thank you, that means ive done my job  :D
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2002, 09:02:04 AM »
Actually, it's not being choked at all. That is a wonderful scene from Invader Zim: The Most Horrible X-mas Ever. Suprisingly nothing was choked at all in that episode.
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2002, 11:53:05 AM »
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Actually, it's not being choked at all. That is a wonderful scene from Invader Zim: The Most Horrible X-mas Ever. Suprisingly nothing was choked at all in that episode.


I just saw that episode the other day.  Seemed really odd, even for a Zim cartoon.  I liked the end though, when the Santa Robot Montster thingy attacked the bubble city and they put out a big plate of cookies and glass of milk.  I wish Nickelodeon was better about their TV listings.... half the time I think I'm recording Zim, TiVo picks up some other crap because they didn't update the listing.
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