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Author Topic: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)  (Read 12706 times)

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2008, 05:52:34 PM »

fistingforum.org = goatse? We taught him everything he knows.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2008, 06:31:55 PM »

fistingforum.org - because fistingforum.com was already registered.  (NSFW)
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2008, 06:34:32 PM »

FistingForum.org --- Just don't ask about fisting.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2008, 06:38:01 PM »

fistingforum.org, come for the pie, stay for the insertion.

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2008, 06:43:02 PM »

FistingForum.org --- It doesn't have anything to do with anuses.  Really.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2008, 06:46:16 PM »

fistingforum.org, now with 30% more elbow

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2008, 06:53:10 PM »

FistingForum.org --- You must have 100 posts or more to post in the Crisco subforum.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2008, 07:00:21 PM »

fistingforum.org, brings new meaning to the term Crisco Twister.

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2008, 07:00:27 PM »

FistingForum.org --- Because rectal trauma is hilarious.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2008, 09:57:52 PM »

Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredoms not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I wouldnt want you
Any other way.

Just, not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and well be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not want me any other way.

But, its not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but its something youll get used to.
Relax. slip away.

Something kinda sad about
The way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really dont feel anything at all?

Ill keep digging till,
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #35 on: February 13, 2008, 09:58:35 PM »

Fistingforum.org - Where your anus grows larger and fisting is a skill
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #36 on: February 13, 2008, 10:51:11 PM »

fistingforum.org - Amputees can go fuck themselves
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2008, 12:39:07 PM »

FistingForum.org -- You'll get it eventually
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2008, 01:48:23 PM »

FistingForum.org -- Ploughing the back 40 since 2002.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2008, 01:49:20 PM »

fistingforum.org--Right...What's a cubit?

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2008, 03:14:14 PM »

FistingForum.org - invest in Depends
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2008, 03:41:20 PM »

FistingFourm.org

Meet the moderator!

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2008, 06:15:28 PM »

That doesn't look anything like any of our moderators.   :?
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2008, 06:23:34 PM »

fistingforum.org--Detta gives it two thumbs up

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2008, 06:55:00 PM »

FistingForum.org --- All this talk about fisting made me switch back to the Dick Cheney avatar!
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2008, 07:30:02 PM »

fishingforum.org-----Post you biggest catch in the photo thread !!

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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2008, 07:39:59 PM »

That doesn't look anything like any of our moderators.   :?

Well, if you squint just right...
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2008, 08:17:03 PM »

FistingForum.org --- All this talk about fisting made me switch back to the Dick Cheney avatar!

Well, that would explain his facial expression....
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2008, 03:44:56 PM »

fistingforum.ARGH!

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Push-ups, pull-ups, and sit-ups twice a day

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Lose the push-ups, keep the pull-ups and sit-ups (once a day every other day instead of twice a day) and throw some weights in there.
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Re: Shameless self-advertisement? (Thou shalt read my blog! :spork:)
« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2008, 04:14:32 PM »

fistingforum.org--Wait, you mean to say Lacerda is a d00d?
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