Topic: can anyone help a none geek (Read 7793 times)

canoftuna · « **Reply #25 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:48:07 PM »

After reading this thread, I feel almost as confused as I did after first watching 2girls1cup.

dcrog · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:56:49 PM »

Quote from: Tprime on March 24, 2008, 04:47:21 PM

hm, sure this shouldn't go in NSFW?

You're not reading it out loud. Are you?

sociald1077 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 24, 2008, 09:37:55 PM »

Quote from: canoftuna on March 24, 2008, 04:48:07 PM

After reading this thread, I feel almost as confused as I did after first watching 2girls1cup.

I have been told I need to watch it, but I am frightened.

canoftuna · « **Reply #28 on:** March 24, 2008, 11:43:10 PM »

Quote from: sociald1077 on March 24, 2008, 09:37:55 PM

I have been told I need to watch it, but I am frightened.

Do it. It's gross, but really. I would think less of a regular interneter (it's a word!) who has never seen it before.

TheJudge · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:08:15 AM »

Hi evilalf!

Listen, I'm pretty sure you didn't come here to satisfy a geek fetish, unlike most of us. In fact, you probably got here after searching for goatse, which is fine. Anyone who doesn't like goatse must be pretty anal.

But anyway, regarding your question, I want to let you in a little secret. There is a secret fetish forum hidden on the internet, where only those who can crack the code can get it. Check out http://www.zombo.com and try to get in the secret fetish forum by clicking the right sequence of color dots that randomly appear. Actually, it's not random at all, it just looks that way. I'll give you a hint: Think Rainbow... If you can get in, you won't be dissapointed. Unfortunately, zombo members cannot give out the actual sequence. If you are worthy of the zombo secret fetish site, you will persevere until you triumph on your own. Good luck!

evilalf · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:45:11 AM »

We few, we happy few, we band of complete basterds;
For he to-day that joins this site with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And perverts in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That perved with us upon Saint alfys day.

Edit - How about you stay away from the yellow text? Not everyone has a black backround in their themes. - Judge

Wunderkind · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:03:35 AM »

...

Generally I have very witty comeback for all Shakespear debauchery...

...

But dude...

As a lover of the original...

All I have to say is...

You just so totally ruined that one for me... permanently.
From now on, when I think of St. Crispin's Day (as if there aren't enough way to blaspheme that one) I will always think of 'we band of complete bastards'.
And just when I was thinking Henry V was safe too.
Let this be said in all the best humor, 'may you be tarred and feathered wherever you go by every poet you meet'.

Congratulations.

evilalf · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:08:29 AM »

Hi, I'm a new member on this site.My english is not so bad i can express myself in english i hope you can get my point when you read this message. I've seen some of jasmin's videos and i'm so impressed,so i'm asking you an important and a vital question but i'm begging you to concern about what i'm saying and not to make fun of what i'm saying.
I love to see hot girls killing chickens or anything else sheep,pig.... Okay.But do you think is that a normal case my friends never love seeing such scenes and someone of them had advised me to see psychiatry and not to let myself in this way and i've read a text about this case on the internet and i've found that this person really went to a psychiatry but for bad luck he didnot write anything about what he had heared from the psychiatry,So what do you think?,do I have to go to a psychiatry?

? and if no, what i should do, if yes i will try to keep myself away from these videos.
PLZ i'm waiting for your answer.wish to hear from you as soon as possible.
GOOD LUCK

TheJudge · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2008, 10:37:09 AM »

Your friend needs to go there. Who doesn't like hot chicks and chickens killing rampage? Anyway, you ahve a website, all you need now is a camera, your sister or your mom, an axe and some chickens. Don't let anyone tell you that you are abnormal. This is a perfectly normal phantasy for anyone who suffers from eviration.

How did you make out with http://www.zombo.com?

PS, get funnier. I'm getting impatient.

canoftuna · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2008, 03:29:59 PM »

Is he banned yet...?

evilalf · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2008, 04:12:00 PM »

im off to a more intresting site
this site is very dull
you cant have a laugh with no one

everyone so serius
you lot need to chill

bye evil alf
from the street of many cunts

evilalf · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2008, 04:19:03 PM »

ive bin around when you mummies boys where still sucking titties !
when commerdore vic 20 came out!!!!!!!!!

and then the amigas !!!!!!!!!!

when the internet first started!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when the first porn sites stared!!!!!!!!!!!!

you lot are the newbies not his evilness!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wunderkind · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2008, 04:25:46 PM »

Brilliant.

Then you should be able to deduce an answer for your own question. That is after all why you came here, right?

But why would you ask a bunch of humorless internet newbies for advice? You obviously are so profoundly better at searching it then we are.

Good luck.