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Author Topic: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up  (Read 7677 times)

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Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« on: March 25, 2008, 09:00:56 PM »
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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 11:21:10 PM »
I don't know which one to go with. The one with 568,000 miles and original tires, or the one with the rims that cost three times as much as the car!
They're all such great deals!  :lol:

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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 12:32:29 PM »
I think I'm a big fan of the scooter without brakes.
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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 01:19:00 PM »
The '97 pickup.  Mmmmm venison mmmmm...
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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 04:26:59 PM »
To be honest, the rims that are more expensive than the car didn't surprise me.

Dibs on the Land Rover.
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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 04:32:32 PM »
I think I could find a teenage girl for the Ferrari.
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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 07:46:54 PM »
Quote from: sociald1077 on March 26, 2008, 04:32:32 PM
I think I could find a teenage girl for the Ferrari.
Can you get those cheap? I can't find any. I think the SEX OFFENDER signs on my car tip 'em off.
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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 08:36:05 PM »
Here's what you do. take the car, go pick up one and bring them back as payment!
It's the perfect plan!
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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 09:26:11 PM »
"Preferably a teenaged girl between ages 13-15."

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Re: Car Ads That Don't Quite Add Up
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 07:20:05 AM »
She'll have to be Canadian then. OMFGLOL!!11
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