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Author Topic: Math is a wonderful thing.  (Read 3412 times)

Voldemort

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Math is a wonderful thing.
« on: April 01, 2008, 05:41:38 PM »
Well, the time has come to finally join up a Geek Forum. What my heart has been waiting for! ;]

I am a book nerd; Fantasy and Horror. I specialise in Vampires. Wow, nerdy enough? ......O'cmon, tough crowd. I polish my calculator before Accounting class...Aha! I see that fits the nerdy bill!

Well, blast! I never know what to write in these newbie type things.

My name is Voldemort. I like Stupid Sexy Flanders. Emotionally I am 26. I enjoy cooking, running, reading and general anti-social activites. (Like any Nerd.)

So,drop past. Say hello. Tell me something about yourself, make it fun.

P.s. I can now see in the dark. God bless carrots.

[Note: All of this is sarcastic, I am not this stupid...well...]
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 05:55:10 PM »
Welcome, He Who Should Not Be Named.  I am Demosthenes.  Nice intro post. :-)
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 06:00:42 PM »
Quote from: Voldemort on April 01, 2008, 05:41:38 PM
I polish my calculator before Accounting class...

I reverse polish mine.
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 06:15:28 PM »
Ack! Maybe it is just because I like the smell of lemon fresh whilst I am reeling off Balance Sheets...
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 06:16:39 PM »
howdy.
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 06:23:49 PM »
Emotionally I get a rise every seven years.
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 08:52:06 PM »
I hate math. It's one of the many geeky attributes I seem to lack. :(

But welcome!
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 09:14:06 PM »
love math.
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 09:19:27 PM »
I have someone polish mine before class.

Ehem, well, welcome.
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 10:06:37 PM »
I have a polish calculater.
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 10:07:28 PM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on April 01, 2008, 06:23:49 PM
Emotionally I get a rise every seven years.

Just like a Vulcan!

Anyhow, Welcome to the board He Who Should've Read the Rules for Being an Evil Overlord.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 10:09:07 PM by Jaepheth »
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 01:11:52 AM »
Howdy!
Math is pretty much the only thing I can do!
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 01:58:34 AM »
Quote from: Voldemort on April 01, 2008, 05:41:38 PM
Emotionally I am 26.

And...physically? :P

Welcome, new one. Enjoy yourself here.
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Re: Math is a wonderful thing.
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 03:09:04 PM »
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