Topic: The "Absolute Dumbest Questions You've Ever Heard" Thread (Read 59224 times)

Dark Shade · « **Reply #125 on:** May 15, 2008, 07:44:39 PM »

The heading at the top of the page. I just checked and realized it's linked to the registration page. The one at the bottom, however, isn't.

dcrog · « **Reply #126 on:** May 15, 2008, 07:48:17 PM »

When I click on the link at the top it takes me to forum main page.

Chris · « **Reply #127 on:** May 15, 2008, 07:56:15 PM »

It should be good to go. Let me know how it works, guys.

dcrog · « **Reply #128 on:** May 15, 2008, 08:03:09 PM »

It's working correctly from a normal users browser.

Maybe that should say regular user.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #129 on:** May 16, 2008, 12:22:44 AM »

S'good.

12AX7 · « **Reply #130 on:** May 17, 2008, 11:30:14 PM »

Quote from: jimmi on May 17, 2008, 09:40:01 PM

Because he's black and black people are generally cooler in society, especially if they resemble a young Will Smith.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #131 on:** May 18, 2008, 03:41:30 AM »

Is that a question?

12AX7 · « **Reply #132 on:** May 18, 2008, 04:53:38 AM »

No, but my point has been made.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #133 on:** May 18, 2008, 01:54:39 PM »

Has it?

RelandR · « **Reply #134 on:** May 18, 2008, 03:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Dark Shade on May 18, 2008, 01:54:39 PM

Has it?

12:: "I'll take 'Condescending Remarks' for $400 Alex!"

ALEX:: "And the answer is: "Because he's black and black people are generally cooler in society, especially if they resemble a young Will Smith." ... (and don't forget to phrase your response in the form of a question)"

*dede de de de de de ... dedededede*

12:: *buzz*
"What is one example of the most common statements that one can make to prove you are a racist while trying to appear cool and non-racist ?"

*dingdingdingding*

ALEX:: "that is keeeeerect! ... and 12 has the board."

Dark Shade · « **Reply #135 on:** May 19, 2008, 01:02:24 AM »

Oh, I'm sorry. That buzz was too late.

R0b0TRonn · « **Reply #136 on:** May 26, 2008, 03:26:19 PM »

*phone RIngs*

Me:Hello?
Guy:Whats up
Me:Nothing hanging out at my house
Guy:Oh, where are you?

The_FOO · « **Reply #137 on:** May 26, 2008, 03:30:38 PM »

Quote from: R0b0TRonn on May 26, 2008, 02:33:02 PM

Does anybody know where I can watch free Gundam on the internet?

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #138 on:** May 26, 2008, 07:22:23 PM »

Maybe he just wanted to know where your house was.

Or maybe he was asking in a more philosophical way. There's just no way of telling.

Chris · « **Reply #139 on:** May 26, 2008, 10:34:40 PM »

Girl: Do we get time and a half since Monday is Memorial Day?
Me: Do you get time and a half every Sunday?
Girl: No, but we're supposed to.
Me: There's no law that says time and a half is mandatory on Sundays and Holidays.
Girl: Well my dad said there is.
Me: You're not getting time and a half. There are two exists to this restaurant, however.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #140 on:** June 03, 2008, 03:04:56 AM »

Trainee: Is there supposed to be an amount in "A"? (I think: legitimate question, you're new.)

Me: There should never be an amount in "A". "A" should always have a balance of "0". Anytime you see an amount in "A" move it to "B" and adjust it off with the corresponding code.

Trainee: OK, there's an amount in "A". What do I do?

Me: Here let me write it down for you. (listening > you)

Trainee: What does that mean?

Me: It means, "Step away from the audit files, and go answer the phone, it's ringing."

Trainee (dispite the sound of the phone ringing in her ear): What?

Me: The phone, answer it.

Trainee: Oh, (gives me a nasty face as she answers the phone).

-a little while later-

Trainee: If someone needs a key to their room, can we cut it?

Me: ... (resisting SOOOOOO many options for how to answer that)

Trainee: ...

Me: Yeah, as long their photo ID matches the names on the reservation.

Trainee (with attitude): How am I gonna know that?

________

Oh, work just got a whole lot more interesting.

TheJudge · « **Reply #141 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:46:56 AM »

Trainee is new, and stupid. Pretend to have authority, it will totally buy it.

"Listen, you're still on probabtion here. This attitude of yours, I don't tolerate it. Suck it up and smile, or pack your shit and leave."

12AX7 · « **Reply #142 on:** June 03, 2008, 09:42:58 AM »

Quote from: TheJudge on June 03, 2008, 07:46:56 AM

Trainee is new, and stupid. Pretend to have authority, it will totally buy it.

"Listen, you're still on probabtion here. This attitude of yours, I don't tolerate it. Suck it up and smile, or pack your shit and leave."

concur

Chris · « **Reply #143 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:37:05 PM »

You know, I think I hear at least one stupid question per day and usually I forget it, but thankfully I didn't forget this one:

Maintenance Man: Why did you order a case of straws?
Me: The build to according to the computer was 1.48.
Maintenance Man: But you have one case and a few packs over there already!
Me: How many packs?
Maintenance Man: About a quarter of a case.
Me: I needed 1.48, not 1.25.
Maintenance Man: ...

Chris · « **Reply #144 on:** June 19, 2008, 09:44:22 PM »

BUMP

Has anyone heard any stupid questions as of late?

Girl: Do you know what time it is?
Me: You have a watch on...
Girl: Oh, but I can't see it!

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #145 on:** June 19, 2008, 09:46:59 PM »

i hear all sorts of stupid questions from cardmembers all day long at work. i always say i'm going to post them here when i get home, but by the time i get off work, i've forgotten them.

perhaps i should start writing them down.

livingeek · « **Reply #146 on:** June 20, 2008, 01:31:02 PM »

Had a customer today:

Me: Go ahead and login on the right hand side of your screen.
Customer: It says customer number or login name, which one do I use?
Me: Either one will work.
Customer: Ok I did that, now I enter my password?
Me: Yes passwords are required to login.
Customer: Alright I have all that information, now what.
Me: You should be able to login.
Customer: Do I have to click the button on secure login.
Me(thinking): No it's a trap.
Me: Yes please click that button.

Chris · « **Reply #147 on:** June 20, 2008, 01:38:00 PM »

At times I have no other choice than to play the role of a crew person while at work at the restaurant. Once in a while I like to ask this question to customers:

"Would you like to buy one for the price of two and get one free?"

To which they always reply with:

"Yea! That sounds great!"

They're totally shocked when I tell them their total.

The_FOO · « **Reply #148 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:32:33 PM »

That's mean!

Dark Shade · « **Reply #149 on:** June 21, 2008, 02:14:34 AM »

Quote from: Chris on June 20, 2008, 01:38:00 PM

At times I have no other choice than to play the role of a crew person while at work at the restaurant. Once in a while I like to ask this question to customers:

"Would you like to buy one for the price of two and get one free?"

To which they always reply with:

"Yea! That sounds great!"

They're totally shocked when I tell them their total.

Oh, now I have to use that!

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