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Author Topic: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches  (Read 11487 times)

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guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« on: May 07, 2008, 02:33:59 PM »
I stumbled onto this site when searching for a definition of alliterate.

They have it listed as "Having the ability to read but choosing not to. Not to be mistaken with those who are illiterate, and can not read."

http://www.unwords.com/

Demo came up with the title of this thread and I just knew that we could get some good ones if we all put our heads together.

The formula, I believe is: take mispronounced word - apply funny definition - add to this thread - LOL



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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2008, 12:50:15 AM »
Cache: A place where you put your money to access it quickly.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2008, 12:47:39 PM »
Escape: Superman's formal-wear cape which includes his trademark "S" on the back.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2008, 08:24:29 PM »
Algorithm - What you call it when Nobel Prize winning environmentalists try to dance.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 09:10:27 AM »
Cool! This represents the antithesis of Orwell's 1984 dictionary!
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 01:11:21 PM »
Moran: A complete idiot or person of low intelligence - not to be confused with actresses from Happy Days, morons, or otherwise.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 01:25:19 PM »
Quote from: Flipside on May 09, 2008, 01:11:21 PM
Moran: A complete idiot or person of low intelligence - not to be confused with actresses from Happy Days, morons, or otherwise.

+1 for not making a Chachi reference.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 01:37:16 PM »
Heeeey - do I look like some kind of moran? (/fonz voice)


And in other news - it looks like they're making a new Donnie Darko;


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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 01:46:40 PM »
Chachi - a guy who drives around in an 80s camaro without mufflers and cruises around expecting ladies to check him out.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 02:01:25 PM »
Quote from: Flipside on May 09, 2008, 01:37:16 PM
And in other news - it looks like they're making a new Donnie Darko;

NO. Please give me all info you have on this so I may find a sufficient way of destroying those who came up with this idea.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2008, 02:03:35 PM by Novice »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 08:24:45 AM »
All of the info I have comes from one of the most reliable sources on the Intarwebber - and it was written in bold so it must be true - check out . . . . hold it, hold it . . .  Perezhilton.com*









*Yes, I am a loser who "occasionally" (read - every day) checks out the gossip rags.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 01:08:14 PM »
I actually took it upon myself to check it out.

S. Darko follows Samantha and her friend as they go to L.A. seven years after the first film.
Hm. Maybe she's going to be a dancer?

Resume: Sparkle Motion . . .

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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 01:11:34 PM »
Novice:  Someone without any vices.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2008, 04:57:54 PM »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2008, 05:13:20 PM »
Sorry, I couldn't resist:

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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2008, 05:16:52 PM »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2008, 11:52:47 AM »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2008, 07:19:47 AM »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2008, 07:22:33 AM »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2008, 09:07:04 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2008, 03:14:51 PM »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2008, 05:43:39 AM »
Internet:
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2008, 06:37:55 AM »
Quote from: jeee on May 16, 2008, 05:43:39 AM
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All this time I thought that was a female intern.  Thanks jeee.
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2008, 09:23:10 PM »
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Re: guacamole: a small furry creature that lives in avocado patches
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2008, 09:46:42 PM »
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