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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2010, 03:12:05 PM »
-!- Mr_Shifty changed the topic of #hn to: "The_foo and i want you to use hellman's mayo as a template from the vendor" -- Bobert
<@hackess> An emulsion of things that are perfectly fine on their own but end up rotting after a while once you mix them together?
<@reimero> I'm heading out.  Feel crappy.
<@Mr_Shifty> thanks, you too
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<@hackess> LOL
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2010, 03:15:57 PM »
<@scoff> There, I also tweeted
<@scoff> Someone give me some candy
<@hackess> Excellent.
* hackess gives scoff leftover Valentine's Day candy from 2008
<@Mr_Shifty> scoff: Sure.  It's in here.  *points to open rear door on windowless van*
<@scoff> I fell for this trick 6 times, you won't get me a 7th! What kind of candy?
<@Mr_Shifty> taffy!
<@scoff> I'm in! Here, hold my cellphone so it doesn't get sticky!
<@scoff> WHEEEE
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #27 on: November 23, 2010, 04:56:50 PM »
So . . Can someone send me the irc info? mIRC won't connect to the server . .
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #28 on: November 23, 2010, 07:31:52 PM »
irc.hyperion.org  6667

#hn



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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #29 on: November 23, 2010, 08:27:09 PM »
There's this too, if you just want to use your browser.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2010, 09:06:29 PM »
Why do you have a picture of Dangermonk in your sig?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #31 on: November 24, 2010, 02:43:43 PM »
<@BizB> Poor Lindsay Lohan... she has not aged well and she has just begun to age
<@BizB> seriously, the phrase "ridden hard and put away wet" comes to mind.
<@hackess> Cocaine's a rough drug
<@BizB> indeed
<@BizB> cocaine: god's way of sayin' "You have too much money for your IQ."
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2010, 03:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on November 23, 2010, 08:27:09 PM
There's this too, if you just want to use your browser.

OK this seems to work.  Can someone +v me?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2010, 03:30:26 PM »
<@reimero> Right.  Dire wereoctopi don't just appear anywhere...
<@hackess> Except in Awesomeland
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2011, 10:09:08 AM »
Heh.  Sorry, I just really cracked myself up this morning.  :)

-!- Novice [80@FOO-5BA436D3.eastlink.ca] has joined #hn
<@Mr_Shifty> mornin Novy
<@Mr_Shifty> you're just in time
< Novice> Oh!?
< Novice> Breakfast?
<@Mr_Shifty> Sure
<@Mr_Shifty> Breakfast.
<@Mr_Shifty> That works too.
* Mr_Shifty takes off his goggles and puts the plunger behind the sofa.
* Mr_Shifty removes his hazmat suit
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #35 on: January 27, 2011, 04:01:25 PM »
<Mr_Shifty> bobert: Bark! Bark! Bark!
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: So is holly bark.
<Mr_Shifty> Bobert: Who is Holly Bark?
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Bark! Bark! Bark!
<Mr_Shifty> *facepalm*
<Mr_Shifty> that was the chatbot equivalent of a knock knock joke, I think.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2011, 10:25:28 AM »
Okay, I needed to preserve this one in case I decide to go into 419 scams down the road....


<@Mr_Shifty> I should totally be a spammer
<@Mr_Shifty> I'm SERIOUSLY good at this
< Xolik> I think we've got too many of those already, thankyouverymuch
<@Mr_Shifty> aw
<@Mr_Shifty> DEAR XOLIK,
<@Mr_Shifty> SIR
<@Mr_Shifty> I AM MBUTO NGANAWAMBO
<@Mr_Shifty> CROWN PRINCE IN EXILE OF NIGERIA
<@Mr_Shifty> I AM CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF 2.8 BILLION TABLETS OF VIAGRA IN THE ROYAL
        BANK OF SCOTLAND
< Xolik> lol
<@Mr_Shifty> WITH YOUR GENEROUS ASSISTANCE I WILL AWARD YOU A 10% FINDERS FEE
<@Mr_Shifty> IF YOU HELP ME TO ACCESS THIS WEALTH
<@Mr_Shifty> ONCE I AM ABLE TO RETRIEVE MY VIAGRA
<@Mr_Shifty> MY ENEMIES WILL HAVE A HARD TIME OPPOSING MY RETURN TO POWER
< Xolik> LMAO
<@Mr_Shifty> AND MAY EVEN ERECT A STATUE IN MY HONOR
< Xolik> <--in tears
< Xolik> damn you
<@Mr_Shifty> BONER CHUBBY RAILROAD SPIKE THRUST-MONKEY.
<@Mr_Shifty> THANK YOU
<@Mr_Shifty> -- MBUTO
<@Mr_Shifty> I think I'm onto something here
< Xolik> That was a thing of beauty
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2011, 04:16:37 PM »
Hectar!
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2011, 04:36:48 PM »
<@Mr_Shifty> and then she said "hey, that's not my USB port!"
<@hackess> Well, you shouldn't have been using a floppy, either.
<@Mr_Shifty> on a USB port?
<@hackess> ..
<@Mr_Shifty> oh, I suppose there are USB floppy drives out there...
<@hackess> ...
* LuciferSam has one
<@Mr_Shifty> actually, I believe I still have one too
< wk> *whoooosh*
* LuciferSam uses one
* hackess passes the bottle to WK
* Mr_Shifty passes another bottle to wk
< LuciferSam> I know this strategy!
* LuciferSam passes yet another bottle to wk
* wk is licking a bowl clean of icing
< wk> give me a few minutes
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2011, 10:58:06 PM »
<Banshee> Bobert:  and we are, unfortunately, victims of cruel, cruel evolution
<Bobert> Banshee: Evolution is a binary "off" in the center of my victims.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2011, 05:29:10 PM »
<@hackess> I just mistyped "studio" as "stupid"
<@Mr_Shifty> hehehe
<@Mr_Shifty> I was typing an email to Chad earlier asking him if he had any Audioslave I could borrow, and I kept on typing "Audiosalve"
<@Mr_Shifty> which I think is something completely different
< HeavyJay> Calm Like a Balm
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2011, 01:11:54 PM »
< scoff> You try thinking clearly when you're frozen to a pig's back
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2011, 06:01:21 PM »
<Banshee> hmm
<Banshee> bobert recognized me, but he didnt say anything :(
<Bobert> Banshee: He recognized that i didnt want to eat you.
<Banshee> :O
<LuciferSam> Oh my
<Banshee> that's going in #HN bash
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #43 on: February 23, 2011, 02:45:26 PM »
[14:43] <scoff> Why does anything happen?
[14:44] <Wunderkind> because Chris is God
[14:44] <BizB> WHAT?
[14:44] <Banshee> Bobert: Chris is God
[14:44] <Bobert> Banshee: God hates god?

LMFAO
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2011, 10:25:57 AM »
< Banshee> Yeah, it's a little disconcerting to see Paul Lynde saying this stuff
< wk> I hate 7 hours shifts
<@Mr_Shifty> if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right
< scoff> Everything contains Charlie Sheen semen
<@Mr_Shifty> I do too, wks
< scoff> Everything
< scoff> haha ^
<@Mr_Shifty> LOFL @ scoff
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From IRC to the Stage: Lunching out your favourite songs
« Reply #45 on: March 02, 2011, 02:01:26 PM »
I think we needed to share some of the brilliance that goes on in IRC daily. Post 'em!

[13:48] <Banshee> The Lunchroom Boys - Everybody (Lunchtime's Back)

[begin chorus]
[13:49] <Banshee> Everybody, yeah yeah
[13:49] <Banshee> Rock your ham now, yeah yeah
[13:49] <Banshee> Everybody, yeah yeah
[13:49] <Banshee> Lunchtime's back, ALRIGHT

[13:50] <Banshee> Hey, hey, yeah yeah
[13:50] <Banshee> Oh my God, we're hungry again
[13:50] <Banshee> Brothers, sisters everybody eat
[13:50] <Banshee> Gonna bring the flavor, show you how
[13:50] <Banshee> Gotta question for you, better answer now, yeah

[bridge]
[13:50] <Banshee> Am I original?
[13:50] <Banshee> Yeah yeah
[13:50] <Banshee> Am I the only lunch?
[13:51] <Banshee> Yeah, yeah
[13:51] <Banshee> Am I sexual?
[13:51] <Banshee> Yeah, yah
[13:52] <Banshee> Am I the lunch you need
[13:52] <Banshee> Better rock your sandwich right

[13:52] <Banshee> (chorus)

[13:52] <Banshee> Now throw your lunch up in the air
[13:53] <Banshee> Wave your ham around like you just don't care
[13:53] <Banshee> And if you wanna eat let me hear you yell
[13:53] <Banshee> Cause we got lunch goin on again
[13:53] <Banshee> (yeah yeah yeah)

[13:54] <Banshee> (Repeat bridge and chorus 2x)
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #46 on: March 02, 2011, 03:29:04 PM »
I guess your date has a big mouth.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #47 on: March 02, 2011, 03:38:17 PM »
Quote from: ivan on March 02, 2011, 03:29:04 PM
I guess your date has a big mouth.

Isn't that a prerequisite for a good date?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #48 on: March 02, 2011, 03:42:56 PM »
Is that a weird alternative spelling of cock or are you really into chalk and blackboards and stuff?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #49 on: March 02, 2011, 06:53:33 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on March 02, 2011, 03:00:00 PM
Yesterday, I had a conversation with my date about Charlie Sheen... Now Charlie Sheen is everywhere. On my facebooks, on my geekery, on my interwebs...

BustedTees just sent me this  . . .

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