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What do you guys think of Mike Rowe as HP's new pitchman?

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Mike Rowe as HP's pitchman
« on: June 16, 2008, 03:27:44 PM »
I just saw the HP commercials with Mike Rowe as their new spokesman.  Kind of funny, and I like his show, but I feel like he is everywhere now.  Also, computers? Really? 

What do you guys think?
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Re: Mike Rowe as HP's pitchman
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2008, 03:28:35 PM »
I vote for "slow, painful and humiliating."
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Re: Mike Rowe as HP's pitchman
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2008, 03:31:42 PM »
You may have better luck if you actually followed the forum's standards and rules.
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Re: Mike Rowe as HP's pitchman
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2008, 03:32:32 PM »
asianmailman?

That name has spam written all over it.
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Re: Mike Rowe as HP's pitchman
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2008, 03:35:36 PM »
I'm giving him a 2-day timeout to think about why he's here and what he expects to get out of this site.  Clearly he needs to read around a bit.

Edit: I'm not getting trigger happy.  He was postening another pole right after this one.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2008, 03:38:29 PM by BizB »
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Re: Mike Rowe as HP's pitchman
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 03:55:03 PM »
I think he should invent some inflatable, transparent portals to the outside world and market them as Mike Rowe's Soft Windows.
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