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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #125 on: October 31, 2008, 12:16:58 AM »

True!

I'm dressing up.  As a superhero.  Who doesn't wear panties.

IBTNP has at least one pair of black boots.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #126 on: October 31, 2008, 03:42:54 AM »

True.

I bet The Next Person has stoodin only boots and admired their shaved pubes.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #127 on: October 31, 2008, 04:44:06 AM »

False.

IBTNP likes to be whipped.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #128 on: October 31, 2008, 08:08:41 AM »

False.  Almost anything but pain and litluns.

IBTNP's gas bill is over $100 a week. Car gas; not natgas.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #129 on: October 31, 2008, 08:11:42 AM »

False.  The Matrix gets 34 MPG!

IBTNP read this and thought...
True!

I'm dressing up.  As a superhero.  Who doesn't wear panties.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #130 on: October 31, 2008, 08:18:11 AM »

FALSE!  I read that and thought

 Orbitz.... come ON page OPEN....   flight to PH, AZ...



IBTNP would've come with me, too.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #131 on: October 31, 2008, 08:46:19 AM »

True...

Wait... you said Orbitz, we can't take the bike?


IBTNP has already voted (via absentee or early voting).
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #132 on: October 31, 2008, 08:58:57 AM »

True...

Wait... you said Orbitz, we can't take the bike?


IBTNP has already voted (via absentee or early voting).
To Arizona? Wow. You ARE hardcore. :-D

oh, and, uh... false.

IBTNP didn't like who they were voting for, either.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #133 on: October 31, 2008, 03:15:46 PM »

False. Haven't voted, don't plan to.

IBTHP hates reality TV.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #134 on: October 31, 2008, 03:32:53 PM »

True. I can't stand the majority of the shows that are out there these days.

IBTNPTP is going to a Halloween party tonight.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #135 on: October 31, 2008, 08:05:47 PM »

False, it's November the 1st.
IBTNP to post has clicked on one of those 'you are the 1234895th person to visit this webpage' ads.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #136 on: October 31, 2008, 10:33:37 PM »

True.  I prefer the rope-the-cattle ones, though.

IBTNP knows how to drive a manual transmission car.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #137 on: October 31, 2008, 11:27:34 PM »

false! who wants to teach me?

IBTNPTPITT isn't quite old enough to be my father.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #138 on: November 01, 2008, 12:24:56 AM »

True! In fact, it's possible I am younger. But I could still teach you to drive stick.

IBTNPTPITT is feeling as good as me.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #139 on: November 01, 2008, 01:27:07 AM »

true! (i'm tipsy.)

IBTNP also took Novice's last post the wrong way. ;)
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #140 on: November 01, 2008, 08:11:59 AM »

False. But that's probably because I just woke up and my enuendo detector hasn't turned on yet.

IBTNP doesn't drink coffee in the morning.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #141 on: November 01, 2008, 09:04:47 AM »

False, partly. I'm out coffee for now.

IBTHP is getting really tired of "I Kissed A Girl."
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #142 on: November 01, 2008, 11:45:25 AM »

false? i don't know what that is..  :|

IBTNP chews gum on a regular basis.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #143 on: November 01, 2008, 12:10:38 PM »

False. My teeth are too chewed up to.

IBTHP doesn't own their home.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #144 on: November 01, 2008, 03:04:33 PM »

Define "own".  I am paying for a home, but given what I owe the bank and what it's worth, I certainly wouldn't call it "owning" the home.

IBTNP doesn't like clowns.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #145 on: November 02, 2008, 12:17:10 AM »

True. Whoever thought they were funny? . . . it's quite questionable behavio(u)r; and really rather creepy.

IBTNP misses catwritr as much as me, and knows why they should fear and desire her return.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #146 on: November 02, 2008, 06:21:23 AM »

True. I wonder where she is?

IBTNPTP has been to the movies recently.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #147 on: November 02, 2008, 08:00:42 AM »

False. I bootleg.

IBTNP forgot about daylight savings time.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #148 on: November 02, 2008, 09:04:18 AM »

False!  Turning back my clocks last night got me an extra hour on my date - which went very well by the way.

IBTNP Doesn't believe the political polls
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #149 on: November 02, 2008, 09:11:59 AM »

True.  Here in Virginia, we have what we call the "Wilder Effect".  People say they will vote for a certain candidate but when it comes down to it they just won't vote for a black person.  It happened when Doug Wilder ran for Governor here.  He was projected to win by a landslide but it actually came down to very few votes.  I'm curious to see if things have changed.

IBTNP is still in their underwear.
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