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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #250 on: November 19, 2008, 04:14:39 PM »

True.  I would call it fickle, not silly.

IBTNP hates at least 1 person they see every day.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #251 on: November 19, 2008, 04:26:21 PM »

False.  Hate is a wasted energy.

IBTNPTPITT had fewer cameras up their ass than me today.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #252 on: November 19, 2008, 04:28:51 PM »

True.  At least, insofar.

IBTNP has never had a camera shoved up their ass.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #253 on: November 19, 2008, 05:05:29 PM »

True. Are talking colonoscopy, or some new weird kind of porn?

IBTNP has an inner desire to stab someone.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #254 on: November 19, 2008, 05:38:00 PM »

True. Though uh, not always with a knife. hehehe.... *clears throat*


IBTNP has already begun or completed this year's Christmas shopping.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #255 on: November 21, 2008, 05:49:06 AM »

False. I do my shopping 2 weeks before Christmas.

IBTNP craves alone time.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #256 on: November 21, 2008, 06:22:45 AM »

True. Unfortunately, I'm not getting any until January 4th, when my huge family decides to go back to the different places they descended upon us from.

IBTNP does not have a large extended family that visits every holiday season.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #257 on: November 21, 2008, 10:38:25 AM »

True.

IBTNP knows one of the presents they are getting, even though they are not supposed to know.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #258 on: November 21, 2008, 01:18:25 PM »

False.  Nobody gets me anything.

IBNTP knows what a shart is and may have even sharted themselves once.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #259 on: November 21, 2008, 03:06:36 PM »

False.  But now I know.

IBTNP has eaten mountain oysters before.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #260 on: November 21, 2008, 03:27:56 PM »

False that you know what it is, or false that you've done it?
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #261 on: November 21, 2008, 03:41:11 PM »

False.  But now I know.

IBTNP has eaten mountain oysters before.
False

IBTNP Has done really well in a job interview but didn't get the job any way.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #262 on: November 21, 2008, 03:45:16 PM »

False. I've exhibited a positive correlation between interview performance and job acquisition. Also, I've eaten mountain oysters, but never before an interview.

I bet T next P that P in T thread has the Vista sidebar deactivated.


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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #263 on: November 21, 2008, 03:46:39 PM »

True.  It absolutely sucks.

IBTNP does not have Vista || does not know what the vista sidebar is.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #264 on: November 21, 2008, 03:49:14 PM »

False. I have a Vista box for my gaming machine, and I am very familiar with the GUI-rot that is its sidebar.

IBTNP has never had to use a computer strictly via a command shell.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #265 on: November 21, 2008, 04:17:11 PM »

False

I use the command shell much more then should be neccesary

IBTNPPITT is leaving work just about now

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #266 on: November 21, 2008, 04:19:29 PM »

True.

IBTNP does not have a job.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #267 on: November 21, 2008, 04:59:08 PM »

false.. at least for now. here's hoping i'm not part of the latest round of layoffs.

IBTNP, like me, woke up to snow this morning.  :x
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #268 on: November 22, 2008, 02:44:48 AM »

True. Although it was snowing yesterday morning too.

IBTNP thinks mean exes deserve what they get  :evil:.

True. They sure do, right in the Recycle Bin with 'em! Curse you, damnable program!

IBTNPTP is eating something as they type.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #269 on: November 22, 2008, 04:21:03 AM »

Haha true, I am having breakfast, Biscuits with cheese for the curious ones.

IBTTNPP has voted republican during the last election.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #270 on: November 22, 2008, 10:04:20 AM »

false. why would i do that?

IBTNPTPITT needs to grocery shop this weekend.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #271 on: November 22, 2008, 10:34:28 AM »

True. I'm running out of food!

IBTNPTP is working today. At some point.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #272 on: November 22, 2008, 10:56:01 AM »

false. off till monday!

IBTNP is fighting some sort of cold.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #273 on: November 22, 2008, 01:22:01 PM »

False.  Healthy as could be (knock on wood).

IBTNP couldn't care less who wins today's Ohio State VS U of Michigan game today.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #274 on: November 22, 2008, 05:23:12 PM »

True.

IBTNP owns a firearm.
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