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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #300 on: November 25, 2008, 04:06:22 PM »
Falsely true.

IBTNP will read this but not post.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #301 on: November 25, 2008, 04:16:47 PM »
Like anyone could even KNOW that.

IBTNP hasn't shot a spitball/spitwad in more than 10 years.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #302 on: November 25, 2008, 05:48:11 PM »
False.

IBTNP doesn't remember how to make a spitball/spitwad.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #303 on: November 25, 2008, 08:27:51 PM »
False. Was making them last year, shooting people from my balcony. That was fun.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #304 on: November 25, 2008, 09:42:19 PM »
truth.

IBTNP likes Homoerotic A-Team Fan Fiction
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #305 on: November 25, 2008, 09:59:02 PM »
True.

IBTNP craves goatse.cx.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #306 on: November 26, 2008, 05:16:23 AM »
False, sweet Jebus False!!1!

IBTNPTP believes 2012 will be as uneventful as the year 2000. End of the world wise.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #307 on: November 26, 2008, 08:30:13 AM »
False. I'm hoping all the stupid people will kill themselves on 12.20.12 leaving only the logical ones to communicate with the aliens during your twelve hour window. Unfortunately, I tend to dash my own hopes and if the stupid people are allowed to communicate with the other species, life on your planet will cease to exist. Even so, I have collected all the data I need and am looking forward to going home.



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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #308 on: November 26, 2008, 09:46:01 AM »
False.  I get it.  All too well.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #309 on: November 26, 2008, 10:36:51 AM »
False.  I don't get to see them frequently enough.  Outside of immediate fambally, everyone I'm related to lives in Canadia.  And, as you know, you can't get there from here.

IBTNP knows who Bobert is.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #310 on: November 26, 2008, 10:37:58 AM »
No.  Is it like dogbert?

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #311 on: November 26, 2008, 11:17:45 AM »
False. Though if I got a paper, I would.

IBTNP knows ninja > pirates
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #312 on: November 26, 2008, 02:43:23 PM »
False.  Pirates have cannon.

IBTNP has seen the Dark Knight.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #313 on: November 26, 2008, 02:53:06 PM »
True, but not in person.

IBTNP is very competitive by nature.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #314 on: November 26, 2008, 02:54:56 PM »
True.

IBTNP has never eaten calimari.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #315 on: November 26, 2008, 02:58:41 PM »
False.  I love me some squid.

IBTNP has eaten raw oysters.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #316 on: November 26, 2008, 05:28:09 PM »
True, but I like raw clams much better.

IBTNP enjoys reading Asimov.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #317 on: November 26, 2008, 05:39:15 PM »
False, I'd rather drill a hole in my head with an electric screwdriver.

IBTNP can't tell me which country Puerto Princessa is in without using Google.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #318 on: November 26, 2008, 06:30:33 PM »
False, well at least not like THAT.

IBTNPTP thinks the Urban Dictionary should be bookmarked to understand anything talked about on these forums.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #319 on: November 26, 2008, 06:47:35 PM »
False.  I make up most of the stuff you read here.  There are, in fact, only 5 real users aside from yourself.

IBTNP has more than one laundry basket in their home.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #320 on: November 27, 2008, 01:00:08 AM »
True, the beautiful people are up themselves arn't they?

IBTNPTP thinks the next evolution cycle will involve getting our adult teeth back after we lose them.
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« Reply #321 on: November 27, 2008, 01:20:03 AM »
False. they're lost after breeding age (for the most part) and false teeth make real teeth unnecessary. Taken together, these prevent natural selection from encouraging the regrowth of adult teeth.

IBTNP believes an undiscovered algorithm exists for factoring compound numbers in polynomial time.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #322 on: November 27, 2008, 08:12:45 AM »
False, but I do think we're quickly approaching a point where that won't matter so much.

IBTNP really doesn't care for the Macy's parade.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #323 on: November 27, 2008, 03:28:10 PM »
False, the what ?

IBTNP likes David Bowie
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #324 on: November 27, 2008, 04:47:10 PM »
Quote from: jeee on November 27, 2008, 03:28:10 PM
False, the what ?

IBTNP likes David Bowie

True.

IBTNPTP is stressed.
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