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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #375 on: December 06, 2008, 10:53:25 PM »
Ahahahahahaha! aha... aha... ah.. no. False.

IBTNP is wearing pajamas.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #376 on: December 07, 2008, 01:46:27 AM »
False. Something funny about pajamas.

IBTNP says "pop" instead of "soda" when talking about a can of sodi-pop
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #377 on: December 07, 2008, 05:32:08 AM »
Nope. I chug-a-lug right from the jug. COLD MILK. Mmm Mmm. Got some?
 Plus, youse gotsta loves cheeses to get t runs with this cr0wds.


  IBTNP has had hypnogogic hallucinations, or is a lucid dreamer.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #378 on: December 07, 2008, 08:13:41 AM »
True to the latter. I've had some wild adventures in my head.

IBTNP to post has never had one of those falling dreams OR has hit the ground before waking up.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #379 on: December 07, 2008, 02:58:03 PM »
Quote from: Bloodsau Sage on December 07, 2008, 08:13:41 AM
True to the latter.

The latter? They were the same thing.

True. To both.

IBTNP has a sleepwalker in their family or family history.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #380 on: December 07, 2008, 03:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on December 07, 2008, 02:58:03 PM
The latter? They were the same thing.
No. Hypnogogic hallucinations are basically dreams (hallucinations) that you are havING as you are wakING up. This presents a problem because the conscious mind is 'awake'; but you haven't left REM stage of sleep yet, resulting in bizarre dreams 'superimposed' on what your waking mind KNOWS is reality. Add to that the total loss of muscle tone that happens in REM sleep - which results in total bodily paralysis- and it can be unimaginably terrifying if you don't know what's happening to you. This is a symptom of narcolepsy; and is usually not experienced by people who do not have that sleep disorder, though it is possible.

 Lucid dreaming is being 'aware' that you are having a dream, and that you have total control over any and everything because it is YOUR dream. This is a 'technique?' that requires some serious mental control, but is 'available' to nearly anyone. It gets better and easier to control what's going on in a dream with practice.

False, that I'm aware of (sleepwalking).

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #381 on: December 07, 2008, 05:20:22 PM »
 False.

 IBTNP really likes fish.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #382 on: December 07, 2008, 05:27:22 PM »
True.

IBTNP really likes RAW fish
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #383 on: December 07, 2008, 05:39:54 PM »
FALSE. FALSEFALSEFALSE. FALSEFALSEFALSEFALSEFALSE.
 Sushi too sqwooshy; you not know where been in.

IBTNP prefers charcoal-grilled red meat to gas-grilled red meat; but usually don't actually have that choice, and so realizes that this is a moot point.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #384 on: December 07, 2008, 06:03:14 PM »
True.

IBTNP has to work.

EDIT: I meant as... tonight/today. They don't have the night/day off.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #385 on: December 07, 2008, 07:22:15 PM »
False.


IBTNP has worked on Xmas before.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #386 on: December 08, 2008, 12:24:02 AM »
False - but I've worked Easter Sunday.

IBTNP doesn't have chest-related back problems.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #387 on: December 08, 2008, 08:06:11 AM »
True.

IBTNP knows that the guy who acted Gandalf is gay.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2008, 12:41:33 AM by Bloodsau Sage »
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #388 on: December 08, 2008, 10:02:39 AM »
False.  OH MY GOD!  The world as I know it...collapsing...all around me...

IBTNP has no idea who Gandalf is.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #389 on: December 08, 2008, 10:52:04 AM »
False. He was a Maiar of Valinor, who was played by a decidedly gay Sir Ian McKellen in the movies. Sir Ian was also brilliant in an episode of Extras. Oh, and he was Magneto.

IBTNP is not as big a Ricky Gervais fan as I am.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #390 on: December 08, 2008, 11:08:54 AM »
Impossible to answer seeing as I have no idea how enthusiastic you are about Ricky Gervais and, furthermore, there is no unit for measuring enthusiasm. Let's say that Enthusiasm can be measure on a scale from one to eleven, eleven being the most enthusiastic, with a unit of Brents. My enthusiasm would be at about nine Brents. So, you tell me - who's more enthusiastic?

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #391 on: December 08, 2008, 11:26:45 AM »
False. Also, nine Brents is about right.

IBTNP did not watch The Phantom Menace on DVD last night, and think he was way too hard on it when he saw it when it was first released.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #392 on: December 08, 2008, 01:13:38 PM »
True

IBTNP doesn't have auto-reconnect set up on their mIRC yet
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #393 on: December 08, 2008, 01:17:40 PM »
False.  That's why I pulled the trigger on you so quickly.

IBTNP has yet to add "IBTNP" to their dictionary.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #394 on: December 08, 2008, 02:03:20 PM »
True.

IBTNP totally ignores their spellcheck dictionary.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #395 on: December 08, 2008, 02:07:17 PM »
I have a spell check dictionary?

ok. True, then.

IBTNP  knows the difference between sweetmeats and sweetbreads.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #396 on: December 08, 2008, 11:17:27 PM »
True.

IBTNP has a recipe for Brunswick stew somewhere in their kitchen.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #397 on: December 09, 2008, 12:56:31 AM »
False.

IBTNP thinks life would be so much more fun if they were evil.
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« Reply #398 on: December 09, 2008, 01:03:18 AM »
Weird Tingly Feeling? I am evil. And yes. Life is more fun this way.

IBTNP has never seen AKIRA.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #399 on: December 09, 2008, 01:05:09 AM »
True. Should I have?

IBTNP has a Thetan level of 3.
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