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Author Topic: IBTNP  (Read 154020 times)

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #75 on: October 24, 2008, 07:51:44 AM »

True! Except it's more like "likes his dentist more than his GP".

 Seriously. My dentist ROCKS. I wish ALL physicians were like him.

IBTNP knows the difference between REAL mayonaise and salad dressing.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #76 on: October 24, 2008, 08:42:58 AM »

False. And I don't care. I don't like any sauces or spreads on my sammiches. And I usually use oil and vinegar on my salads. Maybe a balsamic vinaigrette.

IBTNP secretly has a crush on someone they work with.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #77 on: October 24, 2008, 08:49:22 AM »

False, but I've crushed a few heads.

IBTNP doesn't see the current economic crises as a buy-opportunity.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #78 on: October 24, 2008, 08:06:20 PM »

false.  Unfortunately without the HELOC cushion, I can't really leverage my options.

IBTNPTP won't be at Ian's second birthday party tomorrow

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #79 on: October 26, 2008, 01:30:07 PM »

True.  I'm sorry I let you down.

IBTNPTP is having pasta and sauce for dinner.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #80 on: October 26, 2008, 06:09:41 PM »

False. But I almost did! Does that count?

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #81 on: October 26, 2008, 07:10:53 PM »

False.

IBTNP answers "False"
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #82 on: October 27, 2008, 08:29:46 AM »

TRUE!... in a false sort of way.

IBTNP hasn't pooped yet today
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« Reply #83 on: October 27, 2008, 10:00:20 AM »

TRUE!

IBTNP has eaten caviar before.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #84 on: October 27, 2008, 10:15:33 AM »

Yes. So much, I can't even look at it anymore.

I bet the next person who posts in this thread HNIWTAM.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #85 on: October 27, 2008, 10:17:08 AM »

False!  I DO in fact have an idea what that acronym meant.

IBTNPTPITT is getting pretty sick of election season in the US.
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« Reply #86 on: October 27, 2008, 10:20:28 AM »

I am not.

IBTNP does not know what NIWTAM means.  :-)
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #87 on: October 27, 2008, 10:47:50 AM »

True - mostly because I couldn't be bothered to think about it.

IBTNP could make up something funny for it, though.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #88 on: October 27, 2008, 10:53:18 AM »

True!  Never Ingest Wombats That Ate Mescaline.

IBTNP knows a lot of mom jokes.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #89 on: October 27, 2008, 11:25:45 AM »

NIWTAM (No, I Wouldn't Taunt Anyone's Mom)

I bet the next person posting here reads the manual only after trying to fix it without reading the manual.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #90 on: October 27, 2008, 11:55:52 AM »

False!  You're aware that you're on a Geek forum, right?

IBTNP could benefit from running Microsoft's Disk Cleanup Utility and defragging their hard drive.
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12AX7

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #91 on: October 27, 2008, 12:02:23 PM »

True.

IBTNP has to keep their password list up to date since there's too many and too many mandatory password changes to remember dependably.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #92 on: October 27, 2008, 02:46:18 PM »

False.  I have 3 passwords I stick to.  If those don't work, then the account does not exist.  :w:

IBTNP does not know what ISTJ stands for.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #93 on: October 27, 2008, 03:21:08 PM »

I Shop Trader Joe's.

The next person gets tipsy after 2 beers.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #94 on: October 27, 2008, 03:47:07 PM »

You'll have to buy me 2 to find out.

IBTNP would love to join me for 2 beers.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #95 on: October 27, 2008, 03:55:45 PM »

True!

IBTNP would love to join BizB for 3 beers!
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #96 on: October 27, 2008, 04:01:42 PM »

For 3 beers, I'd join him in matrimony.

IBTNP loves long walks on the beach and hates phonies.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #97 on: October 27, 2008, 04:03:28 PM »

True.

IBTNP loves using woks on the beach, and hates iPhones.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #98 on: October 27, 2008, 04:36:23 PM »

So, so true.

I bet T next P to P in T thread has a deep and comprehensive sense of the ironic.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #99 on: October 27, 2008, 07:36:22 PM »

Deep? Yes. Comprehensive? No.

IBTNP has a beer in front of them right now.
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