Topic: IBTNP (Read 157300 times)

Wunderkind · « **Reply #575 on:** December 21, 2008, 08:27:45 PM »

False. I don't mind them, they're not the best, but they're not bad, I just hate McDonald's fries. Then again, I hate McDonald's... period.

IBTNP has never eaten fried green tomatoes.

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #576 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:10:28 AM »

True.

IBTNP was under 5 when they figured out the truth concerning the jolly red fat man.

Jaepheth · « **Reply #577 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:15:17 AM »

True... I think. Don't really remember.

IBTNP loves Shaun of the Dead

Wunderkind · « **Reply #578 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:17:57 AM »

True.

IBTNP was not born in the U.S.

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #579 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:55:58 AM »

True. Australia.

IBTNP takes astrology seriously in some way or another.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #580 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:57:49 AM »

False. Astronomy, on the other hand, is something you can believe in.

IBTNP knows the difference between a pulsar and a quasar.

12AX7 · « **Reply #581 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:12:41 AM »

True. Quasar is now known as Matsushita. Still a good TV, though.

IBNTP wears their jeans on the outside of their boots.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #582 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:16:34 AM »

True, because that's how you're supposed to wear your jeans and boots, unless you're wearing snow boots and avoiding the whole snow-up-the-pant-leg scenario.

IBTNP prefers cable tv to satellite tv.

12AX7 · « **Reply #583 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:30:09 AM »

True; as I've never subscribed to SatTV. Although in principle; I would much rather have the independence of a satellite connection than a cable connection.
Also; it depends on the type of boot and circumstance, really. Combat boots worn as part of the military uniform of a US soldier are almost always on the outside; pant legs bloused or tucked in, unless otherwise ordered to "Unblouse Trousers". (which is done in training during summer months due to the heat).

IBTNP is wishes I would quit with the paragraphs in this thread and just answer with a plain, unremarkable "True." or "False." and then pose a dull, easily answered Yes or No question.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #584 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:48:17 AM »

False. I enjoy your extra paragraphs.
I agree about the combat boots, however I was mostly referring to the recent of fashion of dumb-chicks to wear snow boots outside of blue jeans in the middle of summer. Which just makes you look like you have special needs.

IBTNP has participated in some form of archery.

12AX7 · « **Reply #585 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:16:41 AM »

True. I had the couple of days of "Archery" in gym class in jr. high, plus I used to have my own fiberglass bow. When we played I was usually supposed to be an Elf; and as such I got really used to carrying and using a bow, and making my own arrows.
BTW- this playing was usually based on a Terry Brooks trilogy as far as landscape; because the area we played really resembled the map in the book on a small scale. We'd all read the books (Sword of Shannara, Elfstones of Shannara, and ... fuck. I can't remember the other one. This was in the early 80's) and were familiar with the map and population types, etc; so we used that as "setting". We didn't play actual characters from the book; we would be our own, and sometimes might pretend to cross paths with a character from the book. But this was all outside in the woods; actually playing - not like a game.

IBTNP has done pretty much the same thing as I just described; playing-wise.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #586 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:18:58 AM »

I pity anyone who can answer false to that. Those times were the joys of my childhood, disturbing adults with imaginary characters and bizarre storylines.

IBTNP grew up in the cawntry.

12AX7 · « **Reply #587 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:28:39 AM »

True, I guess you could say. It wasn't waaay out in the country; and it was a trailer park for the first and longest period. "In the country" is sorta relative term, though. Says the UPS guy who had to deliver a package; and he knew he would have to have the locals help him find the place. They did, graciously, and after leaving paved roads, traveling dirt roads which turned into paths; leaving the truck and hoofing it down into the woods, across two creeks (the last one with no bridge; just a lawg), and up the small, dirt path to the front door of this little remote shack; he finds no one home and a note on the door:

"GAWN TO THA CUNTRY BE BACK IN 2 WEEKS"

IBTNP is about to go home from work.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #588 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:31:12 AM »

True. 30 more minutes, thank the gods.

IBTNP has had mulled wine before.

12AX7 · « **Reply #589 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:37:50 AM »

TRUE. Had it in Berlin at the flea market. Won't be in my favorites list, but it was good. It was COLD AS FUCK that day, too, and they serve it piping hot. So you can imagine we were pretty happy by the end of our outing.

IBTNP drives a truck.

Double Botch · « **Reply #590 on:** December 22, 2008, 08:57:05 AM »

False-ish. Depends on whether you consider a Jeep Wrangler a truck. I say no.

IBTNP didn't have as awesome of a weekend as I did. Had a shitload of my closest friends in town crashing at my house as they passed through to visit their families. Was awesome.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #591 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:32:51 AM »

False. Between twenty-four people of varying ages, my uncle's homemade nog (pre-spiked for your convenience), the neighbor's gift of... shine, one giant pot of Brunswick stew, and no one being able to master the Wii controllers because we were all too hammered and the kids were passed out from drinking out of cups that weren't theirs, I'd say I had a pretty friggin' good weekend. But then, I actually like my family.

IBTNP doesn't have massive amounts of family members descending upon them over the holidays.

Double Botch · « **Reply #592 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:37:31 AM »

True, I'm one of the family members that's doing the descending actually.

Wunderkind, I think you live near me based on your knowledge of shine and brunswick stew. And a news article you posted awhile back. Cheers.

IBTNP is somewhere that's getting a piece of all the weird weather. Snow in Las Vegas?

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #593 on:** December 22, 2008, 09:53:22 AM »

Truish... It's not American weird weather it's Pacifica weird weather. It's like yours except we say it with so much more enthusiasm.
Jeez blimey, get'ye wellies and mac on, we're in fer a cozzy stunta! (Translation - Oh... It's raining.)

Anyway. My location's weather: It's raining, during summer in a place that is renowned for it's God forsaken droughts.

IBTNP is an uncle or an aunty.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #594 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:04:59 AM »

False. I wish I was, but my sister refuses to get pregnant.

IBTNP is an only child.

BizB · « **Reply #595 on:** December 22, 2008, 11:52:44 AM »

False.

IBTNP has facial hair

dcrog · « **Reply #596 on:** December 22, 2008, 12:41:58 PM »

False. I can't even remember the last time I slept that long.

IBTTNPTPITH didn't just get the news that their brother in law is now cancer free like I did.

Woot!!!! IT WILL BE A MERRY CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ivan · « **Reply #597 on:** December 22, 2008, 12:55:16 PM »

TRUE! THIS IS AWESOME!

IBTNP is not as big a sap as I am over things like this. (*sniff*)

dcrog · « **Reply #598 on:** December 22, 2008, 01:06:10 PM »

False. I'm kinda sinffin' myself right now.

He had his last chemo treatment last month and has been waiting for the pet scan and results.

IBTTNP on here could likely care less.

BizB · « **Reply #599 on:** December 22, 2008, 02:32:57 PM »

Hell yes! I could care less. That's because I have a certain level of caring for the fact that you're a good guy and you got good news.

IBTNP knows the purpose of pre-cum.

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