Let me see:
1. You get to eat children. With clothes on or off is a seasoning option.Removed for underlying sexual connotation
2. Yous gets to eats others peopleses goatses. For dairy intake mainly, and perhaps keratin.
3. No one likes you. You like no-one (except children and goats).
4. Bridges are often a marvel in themselves, and could be aesthetically pleasing, but drafty.
5. Trolls may be asexual. Again, WikiNothin couldnt help me out with validating this point.
*Note: Item No.3 has been cleared from any underlying immoral sexual connotation, by the contents of Item No.5