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Which stall would you use

The one with the TP on the right side (when sitting on the can)
The one with the TP on the left side (when sitting on the can)
The Handicapped stall
The one farthest away from anyone else using a stall or urinal
The one closest to anyone else using a stall or urinal
Lacerda is a d00d?
Depends
My neighbor's cubicle while they aren't looking
My neighbor's cubicle while they are looking
Whichever one is closest
Whichever one is farthest away
I choose at random
I only go at home
BizB doesn't always use numbered lists
I'm waiting for it to turn into a diamond

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Author Topic: It's Been Awhile  (Read 6589 times)

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It's Been Awhile
« on: December 16, 2008, 07:49:02 PM »
since we had a pole!
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 08:39:11 PM »
I always use the handicapped stall when pooping in public.  It's big enough to stretch out in, and it's got those neat handrails for holding onto when you REALLY have to strain.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 08:40:57 PM »
I think this one should be multiple choice. I had a hard time choosing between Bizb's distaste for numbered lists and Lacerda being a d00d.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 04:46:37 PM by Wunderkind »
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 09:17:48 PM »
What about "My neighbor's home when they aren't looking"?
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 11:53:54 PM »
Farthest away.

I got this spot on campus on the Women's Studies floor. Most of the meager population are women.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 01:43:14 AM »
This poll confuses me on several points.

1. Where is the option "whichever one appears cleanest"

and

2. Does the "Depends" option mean it depends on the situation, or that you use Dependstm and thus do not require the use of a stall?
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 10:39:34 AM »
Quote from: Jaepheth on December 17, 2008, 01:43:14 AM
2. Does the "Depends" option mean it depends on the situation, or that you use Dependstm and thus do not require the use of a stall?

Depends.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 11:07:56 AM »
Still waiting for the "steak & a BJ" option.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 01:39:03 PM »
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 01:47:56 PM »
There is actually a guy in a wheelchair in my building, and I'd feel like a real cad if I was using the crip stall and he was waiting for me when I got out.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 02:18:59 PM »
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xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
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Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top.  This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 02:21:29 PM »
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!"  -Detta

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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2008, 02:29:33 PM »
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2008, 02:52:28 PM »
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2008, 07:03:21 PM »
OK. Cleanliness is a valid criteria.  I choose one of the two stalls with the TP on the right, but they need to be relatively clean.  The handi stall is my next choice then.  At my old work the handi stall was my fave, but there were only two and the other one just wasn't roomy enough and the TP dispenser didn't roll very well so you'd have to struggle to get any TP.  My current employer has much better bathrooms.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2008, 10:57:40 AM »
I chose the 13th option: "I only go at home."

Solves all the problems.  Except when you go somewhere away from home for more than 2-3 days.  They you're screwed.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2008, 12:22:07 AM »
handi stall duh

i'm in a wheelchair
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2008, 04:08:31 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on December 18, 2008, 07:57:18 PM
I go wherever. In a bush. In a bottle. On a squirrel...

You don't go on the squirrel! How are you to use it for toilet paper afterward if it's already soiled!?
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2008, 05:46:32 PM »
Phoooey
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2008, 07:04:23 PM »

  I'm so glad you're back! We missed you!
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2008, 07:30:45 PM »
Quote from: Timberwolf 1.0 on December 22, 2008, 05:46:32 PM
How to Poop at Work or in Public

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A fracking link would have sufficed.
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2008, 12:22:52 PM »
Quote from: HeavyJay on December 22, 2008, 07:30:45 PM
A fracking link would have sufficed.

Apologies, been ages since I've been on a foirum and my etiquette is more than rusty.

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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2008, 12:34:13 PM »
Bless Chris I have my own skin back, again. 
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2008, 12:36:39 PM »
picsplzkthx of said skin that is :knotty:
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Re: It's Been Awhile
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2008, 06:12:19 PM »
My favourite stall on the IU campus is on the forth floor of Lindy hall. It's a handicap stall that has a window that over looks the entire courtyard. The four flights of stairs that you have to walk make it all the more magical.
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