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Author Topic: Helo All :w:  (Read 2489 times)

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Helo All :w:
« on: January 11, 2009, 06:58:59 AM »
Hello ever one I am Ben.

Thing that I enjoy doing.
I love my photography I have been doing it for all most a year now.
I am about to start studying Java at collage.
I love reading Manga favourite manga would be Dragon Ball
I love collecting old gaming consoles. I currently own a Atria 2600,Sega Genesis,Sega Saturn,Sega Dreamcast,Nintendo 64, GameCube and Finlay an Xbox. I am a Sega person at hart.
I also like to wright short story's but none of witch that are any good. 

Well that is me in a nut shell..

Hope to get to know all of you.
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2009, 07:25:16 AM »
« Last Edit: January 11, 2009, 07:29:38 AM by HeavyJay »
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2009, 09:29:04 AM »
Quote from: HeavyJay on January 11, 2009, 07:25:16 AM
EDIT: Whoops, missed one.
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nut shell
One word...one word!

Unless he really is in a nut shell. In which case, the appropriate response would be, "PIXPLSKTHKS".
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2009, 09:33:13 AM »
Quote from: RelandR on January 11, 2009, 09:29:04 AM
Unless he really is in a nut shell. In which case, the appropriate response would be, "PIXPLSKTHKS".



"Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"

I laugh like a retard whenever I see that scene.
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2009, 09:44:49 AM »
Welcome, dismember99.

Please pay no attention to my grammar Nazi friend, heavyjay.  He's obviously not having a good day.  I'm sure you'll find that most of the other members at geekforum.org will welcome you with open arms and embrace your attempts at communication.  I, for one, appreciate the fact that you found the forum, took the time to create an introduction thread in the new geeks on the block forum and to use headline-style capitalization in the subject line.  That's quite an accomplishment in and of itself.  Each of your main thoughts were separated by a carriage return and that made your post slightly easier to absorb.  Thank you for that.

We have had ESL members here in the past and they enjoy their stay, so long as they're willing to make the effort to:
  • Create lots of new and interesting threads.
  • Type exactly the way they would speak.  That makes it easier to get past the grammatical errors that we all make when stepping outside our comfort zone.
  • Stick to subjects that they enjoy.  It's easier to talk at length in an intelligent way about things that one loves.
  • Post often.  We'll get used to your style if you post frequently.

Having gotten that out of the way, I have some questions for you.
  • What is your first language?  We will be able to help you with your transition to English if we know what you normally speak.
  • Where are you from?  Some regions have unique things that will affect the way someone speaks.  We need to know these things, too.
  • What do you want for your 11th birthday?
  • When mom helps you with your pants in the morning, does she stand behind you with her arms wrapped around you to hold your pants up, or does she stand facing you so that you can use her shoulders for balance assistance?
  • Have you seen these utensils with the 70 degree bend in them that allows less coordinated people (euphemism for tard) to feed themselves
  • How did you find geekforum.org?  We'd like to close that door so that theis doesn't happen again.
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2009, 04:26:42 PM »
Java collage?

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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2009, 08:38:17 PM »
Hi, there! I used to be a Sega fan until I found NEC.
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2009, 10:09:21 PM »
Quote from: Novice on January 11, 2009, 04:26:42 PM
Java collage?

  Y'all, I think it meant that it was studying at a college in Java, Indonesia. That would explain the pidgin English and misspellings. And notice none of his gaming includes anything like The Sims, Second Life, or any sort of social interaction training; so the rough intro should probably be expected until it learns how to interact with Others.


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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 10:02:27 AM »
*ouch* That got harsh fast.

 :slap
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 11:34:48 AM »
Quote from: The_FOO on January 12, 2009, 10:02:27 AM
*ouch* That got harsh fast.

 :slap
It appeared that there was really no point from the get-go.
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Re: Helo All :w:
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 01:14:40 PM »
 
  Agreed. About as pointless as administering a field sobriety test just after they fell out of the car and puked.
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