Topic: Arbitrary subject text (you should be able to infer the subject from context) (Read 4491 times)

M · « **on:** March 04, 2009, 06:09:54 AM »

I'm M (real name: Rhump L. Stiltzkin esquire the third...esquire). I write software. I'm a *nix geek. I'm into game theory and cheap horror flicks circa 1960. Sometimes I eat tacos, sometimes I don't. I wish I knew how to krump (google it).

If my hands were made of pie and we were trapped in a blizzard for five days and you asked me if you could eat some of my hands I'd probably put on my pie shaped mittens and stop talking to you until one of us froze or starved to death; of course, I'd probably end up partaking in my own delicious pie hands while you were asleep one night and if you asked about it later I'd deny it.

Hi.

Probie · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:20:29 AM »

Welcome *nix geek.

BizB · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:19:16 AM »

Would these pie hands have a light flaky crust and an aroma that reminds one of grandma's house?

Min · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2009, 08:46:29 AM »

Would you call March 14, "hand day"?

Joe Sixpack · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:44:59 AM »

How much for a pie job?

LuciferSam · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2009, 01:42:21 PM »

My dh.. dh... dear McTarry, welcome to my humble estate.

You must excuse me for a moment, this is the time of day I have set apart for Debussy.

ivan · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2009, 02:03:52 PM »

Oh. I thought it was Messervy.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:27:59 PM »

M, may I introduce Ivan, from the KGB, siberian sector, applied sciences and research for nefarious ends division. Joe Sixpack, Deuxième Bureau, legion liaison and laconic studies in counterintelligence coordinator. BizB, Chinese Secret Service, division of loyalty assurance and department of induced labor. Finally, Detta, JIC-CIC, C3i, SCI, CIA, Washington DC. I believe Probie is with the american lads at FBI, but I'm not sure.

ivan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:11:51 PM »

Thank you, LS, but my CV is a matter of public record (GRU, OSS, NKVD, KGB, CIA, Mossad, MI1 through MI6).

M · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:32:32 PM »

Quote from: Probie on March 04, 2009, 06:20:29 AM

Welcome *nix geek.

Thanks!

Quote from: Detta on March 04, 2009, 08:46:29 AM

Would you call March 14, "hand day"?

It seems you're implying March 14th is "pie day." I don't know what that is and as an American Republican that scares me. As a geek, however, I'm compelled to google it.

Quote from: BizB on March 04, 2009, 07:19:16 AM

Would these pie hands have a light flaky crust and an aroma that reminds one of grandma's house?

Yes (to the flaky crust) and maybe (depends on whether your grandma's house smells of blueberry pie).

Quote from: Joe Sixpack on March 04, 2009, 09:44:59 AM

How much for a pie job?

I don't know. In American Pie that kid really wrecked that pie up. If I gave a pie job and couldn't play the pieano any more I'd be devastated. Let’s say the price would be roughly equal to the cost of pie-hand reconstruction surgery.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:39:20 PM »

Quote from: ivan on March 04, 2009, 04:11:51 PM

Thank you, LS, but my CV is a matter of public record (GRU, OSS, NKVD, KGB, CIA, Mossad, MI1 through MI6).

Of course, I did not mean to assume your exquisite renown was beyond our dear McTarry's ken.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #11 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:47:35 PM »

Good heavens. M?

I'm not even sure how to classify this one.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #12 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:49:45 PM »

Ah, M, allow me to introduce Demosthenes. SIS, cipher clerk, strategic forecasting, division of Scot's doodling and reconnoitering.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #13 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:54:01 PM »

Quote from: LuciferSam on March 04, 2009, 04:49:45 PM

SIS

The "S" stands for "Evil".

Min · « **Reply #14 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:05:31 PM »

Quote from: M on March 04, 2009, 04:32:32 PM

It seems you're implying March 14th is "pie day." I don't know what that is and as an American Republican that scares me. As a geek, however, I'm compelled to google it.

It's Pi Day. 3.14

At school, we sell pies as a fundraiser for the Math Department.

M · « **Reply #15 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Detta on March 04, 2009, 05:05:31 PM

It's Pi Day. 3.14

At school, we sell pies as a fundraiser for the Math Department.

Ah. I only celebrate pi on March 14th for one second at 1:59:26am and again at 1:59:26pm.

ivan · « **Reply #16 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:24:17 PM »

Well, I use server time, so I only get to celebrate it once for one one-thousandth of a second:

March 14 1:59:26.535

HeavyJay · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2009, 02:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Detta on March 04, 2009, 05:05:31 PM

It's Pi Day. 3.14

At school, we sell pies as a fundraiser for the Math Department.

When I took Geometry in high school, I wished the teacher a happy Pi Day on 3/14. He presented me with an apple pie for being the first one to mention it.

It would've been cool if I wasn't a 300-pounder and awkward as all hell. I was embarrassed. =\

Wunderkind · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2009, 03:34:19 PM »

Welcome.

It's at this point when I usually ask some bizarre question to help determine the estimated level of your general intelligence, however...

Quote from: M on March 04, 2009, 06:09:54 AM

... I'd probably end up partaking in my own delicious pie hands while you were asleep one night and if you asked about it later I'd deny it.

You answered it already.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2009, 04:54:53 PM »

My Pi day party starts at 1:59pm so I'm not as precise as Ivan.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2009, 07:08:54 PM »

If I celebrate Pi-Day, it's only in a roundabout way. One could say that I am circumspect when it comes to such radiant holidays. Perhaps, even, diametrically opposed.

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