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• (January 12, 2023, 01:18:11 AM)

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Any comments on this initiative?

[MISTER MASSACRE]

Bigger! Build them bigger! Ridiculous size! THE SKY'S THE LIMIT AHAHAHAA WE'RE INSANE!

[Min]

I thought MOAB stood for Mother Of All Bombs.  

 

[Anonymous]

That's the unofficial name for it.

[Anonymous]

Nuclear is defiantly the way to go. Those "conventional bombs" are far too weak if we want to be truly crazy.

[Anonymous]

I hate nuclear. It's so environment unfriendly. At least this doesn't do long term environmental negative effects, except maybe creating a very very big hole.

They should duck tape like 5 of those together to create a Super MOAB, drop it on sadam's front porch, then leave. War would last just a few minutes. Mission accomplished.
The hell with worrying about POW and attacks from the rear, etc. Just send a shit load of air crafts all equiped with the S-MOAB. and fly extremelly low. That way, if you get shot down, KABOOM! You take a portion of Irak with you.

[Banshee]

BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!!  

[snyperx]

Make a super-MOAB-cluster-bomb... talk about a clusterfuck.

for those of you who don't know, a cluster-bomb breaks apart on descent to the ground, and a bunch of mini bombs take off and blow up.  Very useful against tanks and the likes.  

[Binoboy]

Quite useful against damn near anything, I imagine.

[TerrorDronze]

MOAB cluster bombs... hmm..... fill 'em with the most toxic substnce known to man (read "Spam") and let 'em explode all over their sandy streets.... the bi-products nd leakage alone will contaminate their water supply, land and air.  After that, make a couple of runs with napalm, so they choke on the fumes of the then-fried chemical weapon... :spam:

Them:  
Us:   :beer:

[snyperx]

Don't we want to keep Iraqi's alive after we're done there?  We don't want the country dead, just like we didn't want Germany dead, we wanted the regime dead, right?

[Demosthenes]

Hey.... I LIKE Spam!  It's just ham in a can, dude!  Nothing toxic about it!

It makes good sandwiches, it's good with eggs.... the possibilities are endless!

[snyperx]

It makes good wooden furniture polish too, Demo.

[TerrorDronze]

then, if you like it so much, demo, have a lifetime supply of it...


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[Demosthenes]

You're a moron.  You know that, don't you?

[Dark Shade]

You're a moron.  You know that, don't you?

I dunno...did he?

[Anonymous]

You're a moron.  You know that, don't you?

You know, Demo, I think that's sig material right there.

[Dark Shade]

You're a moron.  You know that, don't you?

You know, Demo, I think that's sig material right there.

Which is exactly why I snagged it...evil, evil me...  

[Demosthenes]

I just calls 'em like I sees 'em.

[TerrorDronze]

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[snyperx]

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That was deep.

[TerrorDronze]

-.-

That was deep.

Kirby will now do his interpretive dance for the MOAB:

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(>*.*)>
(>.<)-that's gotta hurt.....

[mista po po]

check out the 'more on this story' http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993495
looks like the good ol' us of a is gonna push the un around with lil' nukes

woohoo i'm glad we're the good guys  GO JOE

[TerrorDronze]

woohoo i'm glad we're the good guys  GO JOE

umm...... despite what is propogated on the television, the United States is not the "good guy" by any stretch of the imagination..... our television is just as propaganda saturaed as al jazeera was, until we knocked it out.  Anthrax does not an evil man make, and, yea, Sadaam's cousin did call for a chemical attack on the kurds in northern Iraq, but didn't we do that in Waco, Texas a few years back, when we gassed and then incinerated that religious group?  Think about it, our tampering in middle eastern affairs has not garnered much popularity for our country, in fact, any time we "help" one of their nations, it comes back to bite us in the ass.  Afghanistan (i know, it's an overplayed topic) is one such nation.  Back when we were fighting the soviets in the '80s, there was a group trying to overthrow the soviet oppression.  This was al Queida (or however you spell it), led by the one and only, guess who.... Osama bin Ladin!  We haralded him as such a great guy, we gave his men money, weapons, training, and you wanna know what he did in return?  he sunk a part of our navy, caused many deaths via the september 11, 2001 attacks, and has been a general pain in the ass since we put him into power.  When this is done and over, everything will be the same.  the middle east will be in turmoil, this unstable group of nations will control the world's oil supply, and we will still be seen as the world policeing assholes that need to jam their finger into every pie on the planet.  well, one thing might change..... that would be the amount of anti-american sentiment in the world skyrocketing......

[mista po po]

as much as it appears i am, i am not a moron..
i mean, that was a little sarcastic (go joe? c'mon now), the simple fact that we put saddam in power during the iran-iraq war and bought him the weapons he's shooting at our troops with now is one thing, having the cia train osama bin laden is another, and the fact that george bush sr. set up a war for himself and his boy is just the layman's way of saying "the good guys are the ones that get us (well, you people, i don't have a car for this reason) all that oil and protect us from angry foreigners.
www.theonion.com for all your news needs...
but perhaps i take the whole 'playing the fool' thing a bit too far, ?