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Brap brap brap
« on: June 18, 2010, 08:23:59 PM »
Hi guys I'm your typical geek I wouLd literally prefere to cut off my left testicle than let someone else on my computer I'm shit hot at programming math physics and everything of real interest I hope this communtity embraces me like I embraced my dual monitor setup that's all.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 08:47:47 PM »
Quote from: Contrast on June 18, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
... I'm shit hot at programming math physics ...
But you can't seem to locate the period, comma, or (I suspect) the semi-colon/colon on your keyboard.
Also, does this shit you speak of stink?
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 11:32:33 PM »
Include Irvine16.inc
.data

msgNoob BYTE "I should hope he knows where punctuation is if he is hot shit at programming.", 0ah,0dh,0

.code
main PROC

mov ax, @data
mov ds, ax

call ClrScr

mov edx, OFFSET msgNoob
call WriteString

exit

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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2010, 11:43:27 PM »
Quote from: Novice on June 18, 2010, 11:32:33 PM
Include Irvine16.inc
.data

msgNoob BYTE "I should hope he knows where punctuation is if he is hot shit at programming.", 0ah,0dh,0

.code
main PROC

mov ax, @data
mov ds, ax

call ClrScr

mov edx, OFFSET msgNoob
call WriteString

exit

main ENDP

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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2010, 11:44:43 PM »
Quote from: Contrast on June 18, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
Hi guys I'm your typical geek I wouLd literally prefere to cut off my left testicle than let someone else on my computer I'm shit hot at programming math physics and everything of real interest I hope this communtity embraces me like I embraced my dual monitor setup that's all.


I don't like embracing guys who cut testicles.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2010, 06:18:42 AM »
O shit the punctuation police have arrived
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 09:49:53 AM »
note that he said left testicle. in most males, that's the one that hangs down farthest. easier to cut.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 11:40:49 AM »
Well, I'll be damned.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 09:43:26 PM »
Quote from: Contrast on June 18, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
Hi guys I'm your typical geek I wouLd literally prefere to cut off my left testicle than let someone else on my computer I'm shit hot at programming math physics and everything of real interest I hope this communtity embraces me like I embraced my dual monitor setup that's all.


My Brother and half the people I work with have dual monitors.  They still call me with basic computer questions like, "What does TLD Stand for?"  Dual monitors don't make you intelligent.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 11:06:30 PM »
Totally Lost Dimwit?

Terrible Liver Dinner?

Testicular Leftward Droop?

Toto Loves Dorothy?

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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2010, 11:19:44 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 19, 2010, 11:06:30 PM
Testicular Leftward Droop?

lawl. of course, I don't think think anyone's ever done a statistic.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2010, 09:52:35 AM »
Quote from: Buster on June 19, 2010, 09:43:26 PM
My Brother and half the people I work with have dual monitors.  They still call me with basic computer questions like, "What does TLD Stand for?"  Dual monitors don't make you intelligent.

Lol when did I say dual monitors make you clever because that would be misleading dual monitors or more  do many great things however getting you an iq of more than 100 is not one of them.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2010, 10:52:26 AM »
Quote from: Contrast on June 20, 2010, 09:52:35 AM
Lol when did I say dual monitors make you clever because that would be misleading dual monitors or more  do many great things however getting you an iq of more than 100 is not one of them.

Apparently not.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2010, 05:57:57 PM »
Quote from: Contrast on June 20, 2010, 09:52:35 AM
Lol when did I say dual monitors make you clever because that would be misleading dual monitors or more  do many great things however getting you an iq of more than 100 is not one of them.

And you have proven that, more than once now.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2010, 07:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Buster on June 20, 2010, 05:57:57 PM
And you have proven that, more than once now.

Yh alright then whatever you say boss
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2010, 11:58:27 AM »
Quote from: Buster on June 19, 2010, 09:43:26 PM
They still call me with basic computer questions like, "What does TLD Stand for?"
In my former line of work, TLD stands for "Thermo-Luminescent Dosimeter".
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2010, 12:46:43 PM »
TLD - The Love Droid
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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2010, 01:03:43 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2010, 02:22:36 PM »
Duel Monitors suck. One always breaks down suddenly.
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« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2010, 08:12:51 PM »
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2010, 08:28:51 PM »
Quote from: TheJudge on June 21, 2010, 02:22:36 PM
Duel Monitors suck. One always breaks down suddenly.

Presumably the one that doesn't shoot first.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2010, 10:39:29 AM »
Quote from: Contrast on June 20, 2010, 07:04:51 PM
Yh alright then whatever you say boss

Your posts are so hard to read. That's why we bitch about the punctuation.

In Contrast...ivan's are easy to read!

If your posts are too hard to read, no one is going to read them.  Then we'll all wonder why you're still typing them out.
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Re: Brap brap brap
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2010, 11:01:39 AM »
Quote from: Detta on June 22, 2010, 10:39:29 AM
If your posts are too hard to read, no one is going to read them.  Then we'll all wonder why you're still typing them out.

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« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2010, 01:40:19 PM »
Quote from: ivan on June 21, 2010, 08:28:51 PM
Presumably the one that doesn't shoot first.


Hey, at least you got it!
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