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Greetings and salutations!
« on: January 03, 2011, 04:29:01 PM »

Hello people.
My name is Freya, I'm a geek/nerd/dork whatever the hell you want to call me.
I like novels, science, video games, comic books, scepticism, music, movies and sci-fi.

So I have a favour to ask you all today. I'm an Australian lass, who is trying very hard to get the hell out of this boring ass country.
One of our leading ISP companies is having a contest at the moment, and the prize is a ticket to America and Comicon. I need help getting votes to get into the top five. Once there I get to compete to win the tickets.
It would mean so freaking much to me if you could help me out by clicking a button! No account needed.
http://www.topgeek.iinet.net.au/entry/list#view/215

Has anybody here ever played TF2? For those who have not even heard of it, it's a FPS made by Valve. I have thousands of hours clocked into that game and have played it competitively. Here is a video of me singing a song I wrote about my favourite class, to the tune of the Portal song, Still Alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQawYOMYnkg

I've also done several nerdy photo shoots to advertise for my campaign. They are potentially a bit NSFW so I shant put any pictures here, although here's the full version of the image attached to my page on the contest.
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/364/a/6/vote_icon_by_fitz_chivalry-d362jv3.jpg Not anything naked, but still probably not safe for work.

Thank you all so much for your time! For any questions or etcetera please reply to this thread. =)
 
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2011, 04:39:53 PM »

I have a question for you, Fraggles.

What was the primary purpose of registering an account here?  Was it to promote the stuff you linked?

Choose your response carefully.  I have 2.5 pounds of pressure on a 3 pound trigger right now.
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2011, 04:46:48 PM »

*shrug*
I shall reply in honest. I posted in the hopes for votes. My other stuff was in promotion of the votes, and a hoped justification of them. I was however at the time before this second exploring the forums and reading other posts. I'm a very shy person and have a hard time getting into new social circles. I've been looking for a new forum to go to since I left my old TF2 clan.

If you find this an answer unappetising I'm sorry. But if I wasn't interested, I wouldn't still be here posting. I would of dropped the link and left.
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2011, 04:53:40 PM »

Actually, I find your reply acceptable.  It's honest, and you're apparently not a spam bot.

You're of course welcome to stick around here if you are interested in participating and joining our little community of geekdom here.  But if you decide to do so, please be courteous and refrain from posting links just to get traffic. 
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2011, 04:58:07 PM »

I actually really couldn't care less about getting traffic on my youtube video or anything like that. I wrote that song about a year ago and have never posted or even recorded it till now. I don't even have a face book account. =p I'm not one to give a crap about Internet traffic.
Sorry if I seemed spam eggs bacon and spam. =\
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2011, 05:00:27 PM »

We have a problem with spambots around here, hence my trigger-happy finger.  We kill many, many accounts that have no other purpose than to make spam posts.  I'm sure you understand.

So.  How long have you been with the FBI?
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2011, 05:06:15 PM »

About five years now. *sage nod* I THINK there's a FBI office in Australia... *google* Yep, in Canberra apparently.
Am I missing a reference here? I hate feeling like a uneducated life noob. 
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2011, 05:11:18 PM »

Well, based on your own admission to being female, and based on the image you linked being an attractive, young female, and based on the assumption that there are no attractive, young females on the internet, ergo you must be someone surfing the 'net with the intent of entrapping sexual predators. 

The most likely resource for said individuals is the FBI, Q.E.D.  :D
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2011, 05:21:39 PM »

Ah, I've always heard FBI in the terms of youngsters. Sure if I posted "14/f/cali TEEHEE!11ELEVEN!!" then I would of understood it. But I'm actually in my 20s. Predators would have a hard time taking me down too, I am tall and quite muscular. I mean, if THE predator tried, I'm sure he'd kick my ass. But the humans were always the weak class in that game anyway. Wait... What was I talking about?
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2011, 05:27:02 PM »

Suuuuuuuuuuuure you are.  Come on now.  You're in your 40s, you're probably a bit on the chunky side, and you're a man.  Admit it.
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2011, 05:38:28 PM »

I am a bit on the chunky side. *pokes her stomach and frowns*
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2011, 05:42:03 PM »

Hey, new person!

TF2 is fun. Honestly, though, I'd trade it in for HL2 Episode 3 or whatever the hell they're going to call it.
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2011, 05:48:51 PM »

Yeah, Steam sales are really good at that. Borderlands is a fuck lot of fun. I hope you're playing with some cool people because the co-op is really what makes that game.
and yeah, Valve needs to get off their ass about Half Life, we really didn't need another L4D (although it was enjoyable, just charge us for a map pack and we'd of been happier.)
Also AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was raised by a cup of coffee.
I thought Strong Bad had died out but it's good to see fans still roaming the wild Internet oceans.
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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2011, 05:51:59 PM »

Also AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was raised by a cup of coffee.
I thought Strong Bad had died out but it's good to see fans still roaming the wild Internet oceans.

A +1 for you!
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2011, 05:53:20 PM »

Oh hey, since we've established that you're not a spambot and it looks like you probably fit in pretty well around here, feel free to repost the links I squashed earlier.
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2011, 05:57:28 PM »

Oh hey, since we've established that you're not a spambot and it looks like you probably fit in pretty well around here, feel free to repost the links I squashed earlier.

Thanks. =) I really do want to win that freaking competition. Most of the other chicks in the running are already famous. We have a chick who could get a press pass and someone who dresses as Harley Quinn for a living. I mean, come on.. These people don't need free tickets anywhere.
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2011, 06:21:52 PM »

OK I voted for you, so if you win by one, then it was me.

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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2011, 06:29:43 PM »

Awesome. Thank you very much.
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2011, 06:57:56 PM »

soooo...not a spammer?
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2011, 08:32:26 PM »

Oh good!  Then please post many interesting things here.  I'm fricking bored.
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Re: Greetings and salutations!
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2011, 08:40:13 PM »

Yeah, this forum is like an old married couple. We just sit around staring at the telly, heaving big sighs.


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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2011, 08:40:42 PM »

THAT'S FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE!!
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« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2011, 08:14:32 AM »

Interesting shit eh? I shall post something in the NSFW section. *nods*
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« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2011, 08:37:15 AM »

How old are you again?
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