Citizen: Your application to join the "Future Stars of the Short Bus Squad" has been approved. Welcome to the club! As a new member, you will enjoy many of the same benefits full members do, including:
- Complimentary celery sticks and peanut butter snack
- An ANSI-certified bicycle helmet
- Free admission to the Special Olympics (note: spectators may not take the field at ANY time)
- Probationary posting at Teh Geekery (OMFGLOL!!1111!)
We hope you find membership to be rewarding. We look forward to inducting you as a full member some day soon! Remember: always wear your helmet at all times!