Hello everyone! Welcome to the pubic hair debate show! I'm your host Alex Trebek. Today, we are receiving some guest star celebrities. The hot topic this week: Should fake nude celebrity websites be banned?
Let me introduce our guest. In the group for banning, we have Britney Spears, Halle Berry and Keanu Reeves.
Keanu jumps in: Hey! How's it going dood?
Trebek: Yes well... anyway... I'm good thanks. Sit down. Now allow me to introduce our guests that are supporting nude celebrity sites. We have Angelina Jolie, Dr Evil and Mr. Sean Connery.
Sean: We meet again Trebek!
Trebek: Yes indeed. Now considering this is not celebrity jeopardy, I hope you'll give me a break here.
Sean: Well yo moma was asking for a break last night and she didn't get it Trebek! Bwahahahhaa!
Trebek: Moving on... Britney, please tell us your point of you on the subject matter
Britney: Well it's quite simple really. I'm a virgin. And although I do not browse those evil sites, I know they exist and I want to shut them down!
DR Evil: Evil sites you say? I'm evil. Is that justification to shut me down you stupid bitch?
Trebek: Now now! Let's keep this debate civilized shall we?
Keanu: Hey doodz! Are you like saying that, like, those porn pics of Britney I was whacking too aren't real? Like, they seemed pretty real to me doodz!
Halle: Ohhh.. That's gross Keanu!
Angelina: Yeah that is gross! I don't mind getting off over nude pictures of Halle, but over Britney??? That is fucking sick!
Halle: Ewwww! You all need to go to church or something!
Britney: Amen sister! Amen! Alex, my point is that it isn't legal for people to cut out our heads and stick them on some nude women. Unless they have my permission to do so, it is illegal.
Keanu: Yeah doodz! It's like taking a cow back in the shed you know and like playing the bull and stuff. It's not fair to the cows doodz!
Sean: Well Trebek's mom seemed to enjoy it last night! Bwahahhaa!
DR evil: Yeah! You tell him Sean. I mean, it's not like we're doing anything wrong here. I'm sitting at the desk with my son Scott, we look around the net, in the privacy of our own home. Throw me a frigging bone here!
Halle: So your saying it's OK to exploit women as long as you keep a low profile?? I'm sorry but I disagree!
Angelina: Oh shut up you stupid tramp! You made out with Adrien Brody right on stage. And you liked it. I can tell, I saw your nipples grow 2 sizes larger!
Trebek: Now please, let's bring order to this circus! I want to go back to what Britney said. It's not legal to use her picture without her consent. That seems reasonable to me. Any thoughts?
Sean: Ooohhh you think you're pretty smart Trebek? Trying to side with Britney are you? Quit wasting your time! The bitch is a virgin!
Angelina: All I have to say about that argument is that it's total crap. That would mean we would have to shut down the news and all newspapers. They use pictures of us every day. Think they called me to ask if it was ok when they reported on the baby for sale racket in Cambodia? Hell no! So if they can't do that, then I see no need of getting consent to use my face on a nude body. Anyway, my acting career is going down the drain so I'll do some porn for some cash.
Keanu: Whoa! That was deep! Like, totally cool and stuff! Doodz, I'm sitting at the wrong side of the table!
DR evil: In my opinion, it's all about disclaimer. When I wanted to take over the world using the "laser", I didn't simply blast the planet to pieces. I called the pentagon first and informed them of what was to occur. And it would have worked if that damn Austin hadn't showed up! I'll be back Mr. Powers! I'll be back!
All of a sudden, DR Evil's seat begins to rise in the air using rocket-propelled boosters and he vanishes into space.
Keanu: Whoa!! Doodz did you see that? Does my seat do that too?
Trebek: We only whish it did keanu. We only whish it did...
Well, that's all the time we have. To sum up the discussion, the press uses celebrity pictures without consent every day so why should websites be treated differently? Especially if there is a disclaimer that states the content is fake and for entertainment only?
See you all next week folks!
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