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Main Forums => Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) => Topic started by: BizB on June 05, 2008, 10:57:55 AM
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<&scoff> I just noticed I used the wrong "its" up there
<&scoff> I need to go do penance
* &reimero destroys Shifty's cubicle to Pretending
<&BizB> How about 3 Hail Boberts?
<&scoff> haha
<Bobert> Word has all the boberts.
<&Mr_Shifty> bwahahahahah "Hail Bobert"
<Bobert> Bobert bobert bobert.
<&BizB> Hail Bobert full of Hurrrr. Blessed are thee among bots...
<&reimero> ROFL
<&Mr_Shifty> Bobert just did 3 Hail Boberts
<Bobert> Pretty soon bobert will be a lesbian though. Bots don't have enough power to bring my copy of "advanced charts & tables phonebook-sized edition (now with extra hurrrr.
<&scoff> whoa
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: How many boberts does it do everything that gets about 3 hail boberts.
<&BizB> Bobert are you removing the penor?
<Bobert> BizB: 2 Of the mammoth research is seeing how their products and gets in i'm going to have in front of me i was under the guise of it by removing the scoring and adding back in the penor.
<&scoff> Bobert sounds like he's getting some kind of work done
<&scoff> Scoring sounds painful
<&BizB> Hail Bobert, Full of Hurrr. The webernet is with thee. Blessed art thou among bots and blessed is the fruit of thy code, C++. Holy Bobert, bringer of funny, make with the funny now and at the time we log off.
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I kind of wish Bobert was a person, just because you know he'd look totally crazy.
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Oh yeah... Something like the crazy cat lady on The Simpsons.
03:11PM <BizB> Hail Bobert!
03:11PM <Bobert> Bobert bobert bobert.
03:11PM <BizB> bobert, you forgot 'amen'.
03:12PM <Bobert> BizB: I'm baffled that ron howard and tom hanks to tell me i
can't get msn messenger to work with just refinanced locked in the
end. Amen.
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<&scoff> I will make up hypothetical situations
<&Mr_Shifty> suppose, just for a moment, scoff, that *I* made up a hypothetical situation
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10:13AM <scoff> People around here can be insane about their "Timmy's," but
it's usually in regard to the coffee, not the donuts
10:13AM <reimero> Ahhhh
<The_FOO> yeah
10:14AM <scoff> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED MY TIMMY'S IN THE MORNING OR I AM
A MESS
10:14AM <scoff> Jesus lady, stay the hell away from actual drugs then
10:14AM <reimero> Heheheeheh
10:14AM <scoff> Which isn't to say that caffeine isn't a drug
10:15AM <scoff> I have coffee pretty much every day
10:15AM <scoff> And I definitely notice when I don't
10:15AM <reimero> Yeah
10:15AM <scoff> Stupid C8H10N4O2
10:15AM <reimero> I do too.
10:15AM <reimero> Mostly because we have it at wr0k and don't have to pay
10:16AM <scoff> I make it at home
<The_FOO> noice
10:16AM <reimero> It's a departmental perk
10:16AM <scoff> I am not a morning person by any stretch
10:16AM <reimero> Get it? "Perk!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
10:16AM <scoff> heh
10:16AM <reimero> oki'llshutupnow.
10:16AM <scoff> That's funnier if you imagine the person telling that joke
wide-eyed and shaking while clutching a cup of coffee that's
spilling all over them
10:16AM <reimero> ROFL
10:17AM <scoff> The laughter interspersed with screams of pain as the coffee
scalds them
10:17AM <scoff> AHAHA-ARRRRR-AHGAHAHAHAHA-AWHHAHAHAAAAAA
<The_FOO> *rofl*
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<The_FOO> Nice noo sig Reim.
01:25PM <reimero> fanx
<The_FOO> I'm not too sure about the goatse part though.
01:25PM <reimero> heheheh
<The_FOO> Bobert: tell me about goatse
01:26PM <Bobert> The_FOO: I'd argue they failed you when you get it to you
further about the goatse part though.
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<BizB> Bobert nex
<Bobert> BizB: : Tell nex i wish i could have been misinterpreting these termination orders all this time... They actually seem like a nice fedora for work.
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lol
" I could make a hat, I could make plane; look! A pteradactyl! "
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<bobert> Nex and I may have just casually ridden off with a cattle prod.
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[13:59] * Mr_Shifty is now known as Mr_Shifty|launch
[14:01] <&BizB> I think they faked the Shifty launch
[14:02] <&BizB> Look, the shadows are all in the wrong spots like there are more than one light source
[14:02] <&The_FOO> heh
[14:02] <&scoff> His head *does* reflect a lot of light...
[14:02] * &scoff runs
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Keep runnin', scoff. You just keep runnin'.
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05:52PM <nex> so when the big brain comes online, it can simply use the net as
it's memory
05:53PM <Mr_Shifty> I'm eagerly awaiting the day I can plug my brane into that
and become an entity of pure energy and thought
05:53PM <Mr_Shifty> powerful, nay, quasi-omnipotent
05:53PM <Mr_Shifty> and shake off the shackles of this filthy fleshbag
05:54PM <nex> indeed
05:54PM <nex> though I do kinda like my cock
05:55PM <Mr_Shifty> Where we're going, we don't NEED cock
05:55PM <Mr_Shifty> </doc_brown>
<The_FOO> damn... transgender surgery for all?
05:55PM <Mr_Shifty> the largest sexual organ in the human body is the brain
<The_FOO> speak for yourself shorty. ;-)
05:56PM <Mr_Shifty> who needs cock when you can expand your mind and
consciousness to transcend the need for mortal bodies?
05:56PM <Mr_Shifty> bwahahaha
05:56PM ≡ Mr_Shifty/#hn knocks something off The_FOO's desk with his mind
<The_FOO> Hey! Leave my cock alone!
05:57PM <Mr_Shifty> Bobert: cock
05:57PM <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: And i don't need cock.
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I wanna talk to bobert too... what's the address for the chat?
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irc.gotthegeek.com
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Bobert
714 Willard Road
Leftofcenterville, XD 11337
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Keep runnin', scoff. You just keep runnin'.
I've been running down a dream...goin' wherever it leads.
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i used to wish tom petty was my dad..
..and johnny cash my grandfather.
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Damn FOO's webernet connection! :|
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It's better now!
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It's better now!
Not now though. :-(
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Not now though. :-(
See the chat room thread. IP changed so DNS needs to update.
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* You are now known as Fran_Tarkenton
<Mr_Shifty> LOL
* zorgon is now known as Mean_Joe_Greene
* Fran_Tarkenton scrambles
* Mr_Shifty is now known as John_Davidson
* Mean_Joe_Greene chases Fran_Tarkenton
<John_Davidson> wait
<John_Davidson> I thought we were doing a "That's Incredible!" reunion show
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<scoff> First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out -
<scoff> because I was not a Socialist.
<scoff> Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out -
<scoff> because I was not a Trade Unionist.
<scoff> Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out -
<scoff> because I was not a Jew.
<scoff> Then they came for me - and I was like "OH HELL NO" and put on my sunglasses and kicked them through an office window
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(during a conversation about the new Microsoft "Slate" tablet PCs)
<@Mr_Shifty> from what I've been reading, you'll be pretty much useless on one of them with fingers only
<@hackess> ...that's what she said?
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< clear_runway> i just formatted the partition
<@Mr_Shifty> </that's_what_she_said>
< clear_runway> yada yada yada, full install
<@Mr_Shifty> </that's_what_she_said>
< clear_runway> shoulda made a bigger virtual drive
<@Mr_Shifty> </that's_what_she_said>
<@Mr_Shifty> W.T.F.
< clear_runway> itll still fit
<@Mr_Shifty> ok, now you're doing it on purpose
<@hackess> I doubt it
<@hackess> He's not smart enough for that
<@Mr_Shifty> LOL
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-!- Mr_Shifty changed the topic of #hn to: "The_foo and i want you to use hellman's mayo as a template from the vendor" -- Bobert
<@hackess> An emulsion of things that are perfectly fine on their own but end up rotting after a while once you mix them together?
<@reimero> I'm heading out. Feel crappy.
<@Mr_Shifty> thanks, you too
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<@hackess> LOL
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<@scoff> There, I also tweeted
<@scoff> Someone give me some candy
<@hackess> Excellent.
* hackess gives scoff leftover Valentine's Day candy from 2008
<@Mr_Shifty> scoff: Sure. It's in here. *points to open rear door on windowless van*
<@scoff> I fell for this trick 6 times, you won't get me a 7th! What kind of candy?
<@Mr_Shifty> taffy!
<@scoff> I'm in! Here, hold my cellphone so it doesn't get sticky!
<@scoff> WHEEEE
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So . . Can someone send me the irc info? mIRC won't connect to the server . .
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irc.hyperion.org 6667
#hn
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There's this (http://www.hyperion.org/hn/) too, if you just want to use your browser.
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Why do you have a picture of Dangermonk in your sig?
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<@BizB> Poor Lindsay Lohan... she has not aged well and she has just begun to age
<@BizB> seriously, the phrase "ridden hard and put away wet" comes to mind.
<@hackess> Cocaine's a rough drug
<@BizB> indeed
<@BizB> cocaine: god's way of sayin' "You have too much money for your IQ."
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There's this (http://www.hyperion.org/hn/) too, if you just want to use your browser.
OK this seems to work. Can someone +v me?
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<@reimero> Right. Dire wereoctopi don't just appear anywhere...
<@hackess> Except in Awesomeland
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Heh. Sorry, I just really cracked myself up this morning. :)
-!- Novice [80@FOO-5BA436D3.eastlink.ca] has joined #hn
<@Mr_Shifty> mornin Novy
<@Mr_Shifty> you're just in time
< Novice> Oh!?
< Novice> Breakfast?
<@Mr_Shifty> Sure
<@Mr_Shifty> Breakfast.
<@Mr_Shifty> That works too.
* Mr_Shifty takes off his goggles and puts the plunger behind the sofa.
* Mr_Shifty removes his hazmat suit
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<Mr_Shifty> bobert: Bark! Bark! Bark!
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: So is holly bark.
<Mr_Shifty> Bobert: Who is Holly Bark?
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Bark! Bark! Bark!
<Mr_Shifty> *facepalm*
<Mr_Shifty> that was the chatbot equivalent of a knock knock joke, I think.
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Okay, I needed to preserve this one in case I decide to go into 419 scams down the road....
<@Mr_Shifty> I should totally be a spammer
<@Mr_Shifty> I'm SERIOUSLY good at this
< Xolik> I think we've got too many of those already, thankyouverymuch
<@Mr_Shifty> aw
<@Mr_Shifty> DEAR XOLIK,
<@Mr_Shifty> SIR
<@Mr_Shifty> I AM MBUTO NGANAWAMBO
<@Mr_Shifty> CROWN PRINCE IN EXILE OF NIGERIA
<@Mr_Shifty> I AM CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF 2.8 BILLION TABLETS OF VIAGRA IN THE ROYAL
BANK OF SCOTLAND
< Xolik> lol
<@Mr_Shifty> WITH YOUR GENEROUS ASSISTANCE I WILL AWARD YOU A 10% FINDERS FEE
<@Mr_Shifty> IF YOU HELP ME TO ACCESS THIS WEALTH
<@Mr_Shifty> ONCE I AM ABLE TO RETRIEVE MY VIAGRA
<@Mr_Shifty> MY ENEMIES WILL HAVE A HARD TIME OPPOSING MY RETURN TO POWER
< Xolik> LMAO
<@Mr_Shifty> AND MAY EVEN ERECT A STATUE IN MY HONOR
< Xolik> <--in tears
< Xolik> damn you
<@Mr_Shifty> BONER CHUBBY RAILROAD SPIKE THRUST-MONKEY.
<@Mr_Shifty> THANK YOU
<@Mr_Shifty> -- MBUTO
<@Mr_Shifty> I think I'm onto something here
< Xolik> That was a thing of beauty
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Hectar!
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<@Mr_Shifty> and then she said "hey, that's not my USB port!"
<@hackess> Well, you shouldn't have been using a floppy, either.
<@Mr_Shifty> on a USB port?
<@hackess> ..
<@Mr_Shifty> oh, I suppose there are USB floppy drives out there...
<@hackess> ...
* LuciferSam has one
<@Mr_Shifty> actually, I believe I still have one too
< wk> *whoooosh*
* LuciferSam uses one
* hackess passes the bottle to WK
* Mr_Shifty passes another bottle to wk
< LuciferSam> I know this strategy!
* LuciferSam passes yet another bottle to wk
* wk is licking a bowl clean of icing
< wk> give me a few minutes
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<Banshee> Bobert: and we are, unfortunately, victims of cruel, cruel evolution
<Bobert> Banshee: Evolution is a binary "off" in the center of my victims.
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<@hackess> I just mistyped "studio" as "stupid"
<@Mr_Shifty> hehehe
<@Mr_Shifty> I was typing an email to Chad earlier asking him if he had any Audioslave I could borrow, and I kept on typing "Audiosalve"
<@Mr_Shifty> which I think is something completely different
< HeavyJay> Calm Like a Balm
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< scoff> You try thinking clearly when you're frozen to a pig's back
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<Banshee> hmm
<Banshee> bobert recognized me, but he didnt say anything :(
<Bobert> Banshee: He recognized that i didnt want to eat you.
<Banshee> :O
<LuciferSam> Oh my
<Banshee> that's going in #HN bash
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[14:43] <scoff> Why does anything happen?
[14:44] <Wunderkind> because Chris is God
[14:44] <BizB> WHAT?
[14:44] <Banshee> Bobert: Chris is God
[14:44] <Bobert> Banshee: God hates god?
LMFAO
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< Banshee> Yeah, it's a little disconcerting to see Paul Lynde saying this stuff
< wk> I hate 7 hours shifts
<@Mr_Shifty> if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right
< scoff> Everything contains Charlie Sheen semen
<@Mr_Shifty> I do too, wks
< scoff> Everything
< scoff> haha ^
<@Mr_Shifty> LOFL @ scoff
* Banshee vomits on scoff
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I think we needed to share some of the brilliance that goes on in IRC daily. Post 'em!
[13:48] <Banshee> The Lunchroom Boys - Everybody (Lunchtime's Back)
[begin chorus]
[13:49] <Banshee> Everybody, yeah yeah
[13:49] <Banshee> Rock your ham now, yeah yeah
[13:49] <Banshee> Everybody, yeah yeah
[13:49] <Banshee> Lunchtime's back, ALRIGHT
[13:50] <Banshee> Hey, hey, yeah yeah
[13:50] <Banshee> Oh my God, we're hungry again
[13:50] <Banshee> Brothers, sisters everybody eat
[13:50] <Banshee> Gonna bring the flavor, show you how
[13:50] <Banshee> Gotta question for you, better answer now, yeah
[bridge]
[13:50] <Banshee> Am I original?
[13:50] <Banshee> Yeah yeah
[13:50] <Banshee> Am I the only lunch?
[13:51] <Banshee> Yeah, yeah
[13:51] <Banshee> Am I sexual?
[13:51] <Banshee> Yeah, yah
[13:52] <Banshee> Am I the lunch you need
[13:52] <Banshee> Better rock your sandwich right
[13:52] <Banshee> (chorus)
[13:52] <Banshee> Now throw your lunch up in the air
[13:53] <Banshee> Wave your ham around like you just don't care
[13:53] <Banshee> And if you wanna eat let me hear you yell
[13:53] <Banshee> Cause we got lunch goin on again
[13:53] <Banshee> (yeah yeah yeah)
[13:54] <Banshee> (Repeat bridge and chorus 2x)
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I guess your date has a big mouth.
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I guess your date has a big mouth.
Isn't that a prerequisite for a good date?
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Is that a weird alternative spelling of cock or are you really into chalk and blackboards and stuff?
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Yesterday, I had a conversation with my date about Charlie Sheen... Now Charlie Sheen is everywhere. On my facebooks, on my geekery, on my interwebs...
BustedTees just sent me this . . .
(http://s3.postimage.org/16jn3gs04/sheen.jpg) (http://www.postimage.org/)
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No, you need a big cawk.
What's the point? You don't remember half the guys you make out with anyway.
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<Control_Rod> oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> this pork is roasted slow
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> I'll take my meal to go-oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> BBQ with smo-oke
<Control_Rod> I
<Control_Rod> I I I
<Control_Rod> I I
<Control_Rod> follow up with pie-I
<Control_Rod> I I
<Control_Rod> I I
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<Mr_Shifty> and I'm sure I've formed some sort of retarded Pavlovian association now
<Mr_Shifty> so any time I hear this album or hear someone mention the Temples of Syrinx, I'm going to start drooling for a chicken buffet
<Mr_Shifty> ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
<Mr_Shifty> ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
<Mr_Shifty> ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
<Mr_Shifty> WE HAVE REGULAR AND EXTRA CRISPY NOW AT THE BUFFET.
<Mr_Shifty> WE HAVE REGULAR AND EXTRA CRISPY NOW AT THE BUFFET.
<Mr_Shifty> OH AND THE MAC AND CHEESE IS READY NOW TOO.
<Mr_Shifty> ENJOY.
<Mr_Shifty> ENJOY.
<Mr_Shifty> ENJOY.
<hackess> GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY.
<reimero> Bwahahahahahahah
<Mr_Shifty> lol
<Mr_Shifty> bobert: gravy
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: He passed away on sunday or something. Big pot of spaghetti & gravy, freeze half.
<Mr_Shifty> whaaaaa?
<hackess> *blink*
<reimero> uh
<reimero> What can this strange chicken be
<reimero> When I taste it
<reimero> It won't even crunch
<Mr_Shifty> lol
<reimero> It's all moist and smooth and juicy
<Mr_Shifty> bwahahaha
<reimero> I think I'd like this for lunch
<Mr_Shifty> DAMMIT
<Mr_Shifty> we're doing it again!
<Mr_Shifty> but now instead of pork, it's chicken!
<Mr_Shifty> We're on the train to Bankok
<Mr_Shifty> aboard the pad thai express
<Mr_Shifty> we'll get some rice along the way
<Mr_Shifty> we only stop for the best
<reimero> We've been smoking with mesquite
<reimero> We've burned the hickory too
<Mr_Shifty> *spittakke*
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<@reimero> What else would they do with their surplus of cheerleadeners?
< BizB> I collect them
< BizB> they could send them my way
<@Mr_Shifty> face it, Biz
<@Mr_Shifty> eventually you're going to run out of crawl space
* BizB ponders the implications of this new realization
* Mr_Shifty implies the realities of this pondering
* BizB realizes that pondering has little to do with reality
* Mr_Shifty resents that realistic implication
* BizB implies that pondering has little to do with reality
< BizB> damn it
<@Mr_Shifty> HAH.
<@Mr_Shifty> Er. I think. *rereads*
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<Bobert> Mr_Shitfy: Dear pete, lol. U r dum.
<Mr_Shitfy> LOL
<riemreo> ROFL
<Bashnee> LAMO
<Mr_Shitfy> bwahahahahahaha
* Mr_Shitfy loses it
<Bashnee> EPIC BOBERT
<Mr_Shitfy> you gonna take that, Biz?
<scoff> What's he supposed to do?
* Mr_Shitfy has changed the topic to: "Dear pete, lol. U r dum." -- Bobert
<scoff> There's no recovery from that
<Mr_Shitfy> game over, man! GAME OVER!
<Bashnee> Wow, Biz got shit on by Bobert
<scoff> I only hope I never get into an insult war with bobert
<Bashnee> That's harsh
* BizB has quit (Quit: it's just not worth it any more)
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[13:46] <@reimero> Well kaiser rolls are nice I really like them fresh with jam
[13:46] <@reimero> And southern rolls are nice and warm and taste real good with ham
[13:46] <@reimero> And rye rolls heated nicely they make me feel all right
[13:47] <@reimero> Jelly rolls for dessert you know, they fill me up at night
[13:47] <@reimero> I wish they all could be California
[13:47] <@reimero> I wish they all could be California
[13:47] <@reimero> I wish they all could be California rolllllssss......
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<Mr_Shifty> Some day lunch will find you
<Mr_Shifty> break those
<Mr_Shifty> chains that bind you
<Mr_Shifty> One bite
<Mr_Shifty> will remind you
<Mr_Shifty> How we lunched
<Mr_Shifty> and went our separate ways
<Mr_Shifty> If he
<Mr_Shifty> ever hurts you
<Mr_Shifty> True lunch
<Mr_Shifty> has dessert too
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Thanks for the earworm.
Then there's
Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
All you need is lunch (all together now)
All you need is lunch (everybody)
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
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Yes. We sing about food a lot.
In this case, Swine Inch Nails.
<@reimero> Slow cook the pork you're gonna serve
<@reimero> Gravy is just what you deserve
<@reimero> Ham like a hole! Filet of sole!
<@reimero> I'd rather die than eat from a bowl!
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And the Violent Hammes
<@Mr_Shifty> Let me go onnnnnn
<@Mr_Shifty> like a pork chop in the sun
<@Mr_Shifty> let me go on
<@Mr_Shifty> big hams you know you're the one
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Bravo!
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Pork Floyd - Wish Food Were Here
[11:37] <@reimero> So, so you think you can tell
[11:37] <@reimero> spinach from kale
[11:37] <@reimero> applewood from mesquite
[11:37] <@reimero> Can you tell a wet smoke
[11:37] <@reimero> from a convection roast
[11:37] <@reimero> English muffin from toast
[11:38] <@reimero> do you think you can tell
[11:38] <@reimero> Did they get you to trade
[11:38] <@reimero> baked potato for rice
[11:38] <@reimero> back bacon for ham
[11:38] <@reimero> roast mutton for rack of lamb
[11:38] <@reimero> cold salad for beans
[11:38] <@reimero> and did you just mean to order filet mignon instead of the veal
[11:38] <@reimero> How I wish
[11:38] <@reimero> How I wish for a beer
[11:38] <@reimero> We're just two lost asses with empty glasses drinking year after year
[11:38] <@reimero> Staring into the same old pail
[11:38] <@reimero> wishing for ale, more nuts over here
[11:38] <@reimero> Wish for a beer
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Boston Market - Don't Look Back
[12:06] <Bansh33> Don't look back, a new ham is bakin'
[12:06] <Bansh33> It's been too long since I ate this way
[12:07] <Bansh33> I don't mind, when I get bakin'
[12:07] <Bansh33> The grill is callin, today is the day
[12:07] <Bansh33> I can see, it took too long just to season-ize
[12:08] <Bansh33> I'm much too strong not to pimentize
[12:08] <Bansh33> Now I see my ham is holding me down
[12:08] <Bansh33> I'll turn it arounddd
[12:09] <Bansh33> Hey, I finally see the BBQ providin'
[12:09] <Bansh33> I see beyond this grill I'm watchin
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< Bansh33> Saruman> What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' Uruk'hai, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of axes and a red hot brand. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get First Age on your ass.
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< Bansh33> Galadriel> And what is your name?
< Bansh33> Boromir> Boromir, milady.
< Bansh33> Galadrial> And what does your name mean?
< Bansh33> Boromir> I'm Gondorian, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
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Judging by the Bash posts from today, you'd never guess that I was busier today than I have been in a week.
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And it continues.
[13:23] <@Mr_Shifty> Elrond> Well, let's not start sucking each others' quarterstaves quite yet.
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< Banshee> Faramir> Since you are robbed of Boromir... I will do what I can in his stead. If I should return, think better of me, Father.
< Banshee> Denethor> In the midst of battle, you might feel a slightsting. That's pride, *fuckin'* with you. Fuck pride. Pride never helped no one. Pride only hurts, it never kills. That's the orcs' job.
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Couldn't resist this one. :)
<@Mr_Shifty> Elrond> So where are you going?
<@Mr_Shifty> Aragorn> Minas Tirith
<@Mr_Shifty> Gandalf> The Undying Lands of the Valar
<@Mr_Shifty> Elrond> Hmmm... I see... a long ride on Shadowfax in your future. Move out of the sticks, gentlemen.
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[17:22] <@Mr_Shifty> bobert: tits
[17:22] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Omg... Popo radio, cop just asked you to fuck around with really spectacular tits.
[17:22] <@DG> Bwhahaha
[17:23] <@DG> Bobert, you owe me tea.
[17:23] <@DG> and a new keyboard
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[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> (Great. Now I have "The Goat Show" stuck in my head. Thanks, DG.)
[12:21] <@DG> We're all stars, now.
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> WE'RE
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> ALL
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> STARS
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> NOW
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> IN THE GOAT SHOW
[12:22] <@reimero> ROFL
[12:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I should start wearing colored contacts like Marilyn Manson does
[12:23] <@Mr_Shifty> Bobert: We're all stars now
[12:24] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Four trash bags full of stars.
[12:29] <@DG> Wow
[12:29] <@DG> Bobert: In the goat show?
[12:30] <Bobert> DG: We're almost certainly getting new flip phones, we should have gone with the 24gb of goat pr0n.
[12:30] <Banshee> HAHAHA
[12:30] <Banshee> LOPFL
[12:30] <@DG> bwhahaha
[12:30] <@Mr_Shifty> ROFL
[12:30] <Banshee> Should we get a new quote already?
[12:30] <Banshee> That needs to be the channel topic
[12:30] <@Mr_Shifty> Bobert: I didn't realize that was an option when we were evaluating new phones at work.
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[09:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I'm listening to a song by Motherlovebone called "Mindshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@Mr_Shifty> but whenever I hear it I think it sounds like they're singing "Mimeshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@reimero> LOL
[09:23] * @Mr_Shifty shakes mimes
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> hay
[09:29] <@reimero> wat
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> when I pick this mime up, I get asked what application I should open it with
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> "unknown mimetype"
[09:30] <@BizB> because I'm on Mibbit?
[09:30] * @Mr_Shifty opens it with a chainsaw, selects "always open this mimetype with this application"
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So, what's black, white, and red all over? A mime opened by Mr. Shifty!
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So, what's black, white, and red all over? A mime opened by Mr. Shifty!
Yes! Plus, the motherfucker's stuck in an invisible box, playing tug-of-war with an invisible rope, and is struggling against the wind...
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[09:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I'm listening to a song by Motherlovebone called "Mindshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@Mr_Shifty> but whenever I hear it I think it sounds like they're singing "Mimeshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@reimero> LOL
[09:23] * @Mr_Shifty shakes mimes
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> hay
[09:29] <@reimero> wat
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> when I pick this mime up, I get asked what application I should open it with
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> "unknown mimetype"
[09:30] <@BizB> because I'm on Mibbit?
[09:30] * @Mr_Shifty opens it with a chainsaw, selects "always open this mimetype with this application"
I love this. BizB'z "because I'm on Mibbit" sounds like some bizarre, surreal response when it's out of context like this.
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< Banshee> >.>
< Banshee> <.<
< Banshee> source pls
<@DFG> stop that.
< Banshee> which?
< BizB> that
<@DFG> ^
* Banshee is confused
<@Mr_Shifty> STOP THAT
<@DFG> ^
<@Mr_Shifty> That.
< scoff> Which?
<@Mr_Shifty> Wait.
< scoff> This?
< BizB> Bobert, unconfuze Banshee
< scoff> ^
<@DFG> STOP that.
< Bobert> BizB: Yo, i'mma let you know latin, banshee?
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I'm still baffled.
I HATE YOU ALL.
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Who?
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STOP THAT.
< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT
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^
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<Mr_Shifty> every breath you take
<Mr_Shifty> every cake you bake
<Mr_Shifty> every lawn you rake
<Mr_Shifty> every shake-n-bake
<Mr_Shifty> I'll be watching you
<Mr_Shifty> oh can't you see
<Mr_Shifty> Tuba wrong pube three
<Mr_Shifty> Obama scuba trayyyyyy
<Mr_Shifty> every word you say
<Cyber> Oh joy Glee is on
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The first IRC song sung by a trio!
[16:21] <scoff> MAMA, I just ruined a flan
[16:21] <scoff> Should have stuck to making bread
[16:21] <scoff> Pulled a boner and now no one's fed
[16:22] <@Mr_Shifty> Mamaaaaaaa
[16:22] <@Mr_Shifty> baking just for fuuunnnn
[16:23] <Banshee> should have really made you pie
[16:23] <Banshee> sometimes i wish i'd never turned the oven on at all
[16:24] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[16:24] <scoff> hahaha
[16:24] <Banshee> preheated it wrong, preheated it wrong
[16:24] <scoff> LOL
[16:25] <Banshee> the flan really spattered
[16:25] * scoff goes home
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<Mr_Shifty> glorb!
<reimero> That sounds like a kid's toy from the 80s
<Mr_Shifty> NEW from Hasbro! IT'S GLORB!
<Mr_Shifty> "Mommy, I want the new Glorb!"
<Mr_Shifty> "It comes with a detachable Blargh and three accessory Flurbs!"
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[12:00] <@DFG> today's local Groupon is for a Brazilian meat house.
[12:00] <@DFG> NOM NOM NOM NOM
[12:00] <@reimero> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:00] <@DFG> churrasqueria!
[12:00] <@Mr_Shifty> "Brazilian meat house" sounds like something that's illegal in most states
[12:01] <@DFG> It really does
[12:01] <Bansh33> ROPFL
[12:01] <@Mr_Shifty> You seee anyseeng you liiiike senorhita?
[12:01] * @Mr_Shifty wiggles a twitchy Brazilian eyebrow
[12:02] * @DFG backs away slowly
[12:02] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[12:02] <@DFG> I find myself no longer hungry
[12:02] <Bansh33> I'm #Bashing this right the fuck now
[12:02] <@Mr_Shifty> Brazilian meat house... are they on chatroulette?
[12:03] <@DFG> Yeah, but they're usually dried out and uninspired.
[12:04] <@Mr_Shifty> HAH!
[12:04] <@Mr_Shifty> bobert: ZING!
[12:04] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/zing.
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[12:04] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/zing.
Is it bad I battled this 404 until I found the image?
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Is it bad I battled this 404 until I found the image?
Well, Bobert is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle...
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<hackess> Bobert: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
<Bobert> hackess: Or some derivation thereof.
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[11:40] <Bansh33> "With Internet Explorer 9, Microsoft was therefore telling its developer community two things: HTML5 is the preferred technology, regardless of its suitability or desirability, and if you want high performance you can either use the low-level Direct2D from C++ directly—unpalatable—or the mid-level HTML5. If you want a high-level, purpose-built API with high performance (a version of WPF built on top of Direct2D, for example) it isn't going to happen."
[11:40] <Bansh33> LOLWUT
[11:44] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[11:44] <@Mr_Shifty> did some MS devs prank Ballmer, but then not have the guts to tell him they were joking?
[11:44] <@Mr_Shifty> and he waved his hand and made that prank the new company direction?
[11:44] <@reimero> I have to wonder
[11:45] <@reimero> This is akin to the captain actively steering the Titanic into the iceberg
[11:45] <@Mr_Shifty> after setting fire to the deck
[11:46] <@reimero> and opening all the bulkheads
[11:49] <@Mr_Shifty> and then getting wildly drunk while the ship sinks
[11:49] <@Mr_Shifty> yelling "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[11:50] <Bansh33> LOL
[11:50] <@reimero> No
[11:50] <@reimero> He was also yelling "DEVELOPERS!"
[11:50] <@reimero> apparently not realizing what that word means
[11:50] <@reimero> </inconceivable>
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[10:34] <@Mr_Shifty> dammit
[10:34] <@Mr_Shifty> so I have this gmail account I forgot about
[10:34] <@Mr_Shifty> I apparently have it forwarding to my Guildhaven mail account
[10:35] <@Mr_Shifty> I'm getting spammed at it and I can't figure out Weird Tingly Feeling my password was for that account so I can log in and kill it
[10:35] <@Mr_Shifty> it's not any of the things I typically use for mail account passwords
[10:35] <@Mr_Shifty> so I haven't the foggiest idea what it would be
[10:38] <@reimero> Huh
[10:38] <@reimero> It's probably Bobert.
[10:38] <Bobert> Bobert bobert bobert.
[10:39] <Banshee> Bobert, stop spamming Mr_Shifty
[10:40] <Bobert> Banshee: Shifty you need to stop spamming my fb. I'm getting hate ims from a friend in the mr0n1gn.
[10:40] <Banshee> HAHAHAHA
[10:40] <Banshee> LOFL
[10:41] * Banshee changes topic to '"Shifty you need to stop spamming my fb. I'm getting hate ims from a friend in the mr0n1gn." -- Bobert'
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<Banshee> Want some baloney with this fish on the grill
<Banshee> Twistin' the dials in front
<Banshee> Why would I ever do this, besides
<Banshee> Making the sole taste better than dessert?
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know I'm good
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know it's fine
<Banshee> Ooh ooh... it's gotta taste divineee
<Banshee> Ooh-wee-ooh I'm so fucking bloody hungry
<Banshee> Oh oh, and you're gonna be craving more
<Banshee> I don't care if they say that I'm not culinary
<Banshee> I don't care 'bout that
<Banshee> Don't you ever fear, I'm gonna be here
<Banshee> I know this fish needs help
<Banshee> I'm a bit twisted, but my hands won't slip
<Banshee> When I am drizzlin' the bbq in
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know I'm good
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know it's fine
<Banshee> Ooh ooh... it's gotta taste divineee
<Banshee> Ooh-wee-ooh I'm so fucking bloody hungry
<Banshee> Oh oh, and you're gonna be craving more
<Banshee> I don't care if they say that I'm not culinary
<Banshee> I don't care 'bout that
<Banshee> Flip! Damn! Flopped on the floor!
<Banshee> Another filet down, pick it up off the floor!
<Banshee> Oh no! What do we do?
<Banshee> Don't worry now, I'll eat this one too!
<Banshee> Might get the runs, might get sick
<Banshee> What's the matter babe, don't you wanna taste this fish?
<Banshee> Whassamatter, whassamatter, whassamatter you?
<Banshee> Whassamatter girl, you're hungry, aren't you?
<Banshee> Epic composition
<Mr_Shifty> LOMFL
<Mr_Shifty> bwahaha
<Mr_Shifty> got all busy with something at work and I come back in here to a masterpiece
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<@scoff> All dressed up and no one to +o
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[16:36] <@bnsh> Going to watch the redskins get crushed by the colts
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> heh
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> redskins vs. colts
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> I hope they score a home run
[16:42] * Mr_Shfty was kicked by bnsh (Football is no laughing matter, fool.)
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<@Mr_Shfty> I like my coffee like I like my women
<@Mr_Shfty> in a big mess all over my desk
<@hackess> Kept in the freezer?
< bnshbusey> *spittake*
<@hackess> Clogging all your drip valves?
<@hackess> Filtered?
<@hackess> I need a nap.
<@Mr_Shfty> ROFL
<@Mr_Shfty> bwahahaha
<@Mr_Shfty> hackess wins
<@Mr_Shfty> your prize: A NAP
<@hackess> CLAIMED.
* Mr_Shfty DCCs hackess Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.zip
* hackess unzips, falls asleep
< bnshbusey> HOT
<@hackess> Hm, rephrasing.
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<@Mr_Shfty> I keep misreading banshee's /nick as "bnshbusty"
<@Mr_Shfty> and picturing Kyle with an outstanding, perky rack
<@Mr_Shfty> make it stop
<@scoff> Or put on some music and start dancin'
<@Mr_Shfty> either way
* Mr_Shfty gots his dollas ready
<@Mr_Shfty> AAAAAAAAAAGH
<@Mr_Shfty> that's making it worse!!!!!!
* scoff puts on "Kiss" by Tom Jones
< bnshbusey> If I had an outstanding perky rack, I'd never leave the house
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< bnshbusey> awwww
< bnshbusey> Bobert.
< bnshbusey> We're going to have to retrain him you know :(
<@hackess> i know. I can't wait.
<@hackess> It'll be awesome.
<@hackess> He'll have to relearn Latin
<@Mr_Shfty> aww
<@Mr_Shfty> Maybe The_FOO can rescue his brane
<@Mr_Shfty> it's huge
<@hackess> And squishy.
<@Mr_Shfty> and filled with meat
<@hackess> And covered in BEES!
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<scoff> I owe Toronto a visit at some point
<Mr_Shfty> outstanding warrants?
<scoff> Well, they're okay but I wouldn't say they're outstanding
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<scoff> Look, the watermelon was being microwaved to defrost it, and I don't know how my pants fell down when I tripped but those pictures are my intellectual property
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I'd also like to mention that the watermelon wasn't fully defrosted so it was cold in there ok
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<@MFS> now hear this
<@MFS> I JUST LAMINATED SOMETHING.
* MFS cues momentous music
<@scoff> ...
<@scoff> Is it still alive?
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This one is from a few years ago, I just ran across it in a text file in which I save such gems (and then apparently forget about them for 3 or 4 years):
<BizB> When I managed a gas station, I had a regular customer who was blind. He would hold the bill down to the dog and the dog would touch him somewhere with his nose depending on the value of the bill.
<BizB> for example, if it was a single, he would touch his nose to the guy's hand
<BizB> if it was a fiver, he would judge the guy's knee
<Mr_Shifty> whoa
<Mr_Shifty> that's impressive training
<BizB> I could do it
<Mr_Shifty> sure you could
<Mr_Shifty> but you're not a dog
<BizB> HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa breathe HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
<BizB> I meant I could train a dog to do that
<Mr_Shifty> oh
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Wow, that really IS old: they hadn't even invented "LOL" yet.
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Circumscribe !
Does anyone respect more buying international cheap airline tickets in Sudan ?
there meant to be very much cheap there because the design overload reasons
I organize some, but i think this is not second-rate for me:
day cruise to bahamas (http://www.zombo.com)
american airlines center dallas texas tickets (http://www.zombo.com)
new flights (http://www.zombo.com)
spring travel specials (http://www.zombo.com)
So tell me, do you also have 25million Viagra pills stored in the Bank of Scotland?
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<@Mr_Shifty> step one: cut a hole in the box
<@hackess> step two: put a cat in a box
<@Mr_Shifty> Schroedinger's Dick in a Box?
<@hackess> Excatly
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<@hackess> Mint 11 on my left, Julia to my right. here I am, stuck in the middle of GNU.
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<@Mr_Shifty> This is not the grammar you were looking for.
<@hackess> This is not the grammar for which I was looking.
<@Mr_Shifty> That's what I meant.
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<@hackess> I keep losing my tea
<@Novice> hackess: That sounds like the English version of losing one's shit
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We're just on fire in there lately. :-D
* Mr_Shifty consults the IT Department magic 8-ball
<@Mr_Shifty> "signs point to no"
<@hackess> ooh, i need one of those for when sales asks for features we don't have
<@Mr_Shifty> we need one for when sales asks dumb questions
<@Mr_Shifty> "HAY, WHY CANT I SEND EMAILS?'
<@Mr_Shifty> "Outlook bad"
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<@Banshee> I like my women like I like my retail stores
< Novice> Full of salesmen?
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(We were in CAPSLOCK MODE today.)
<HACKESS> I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY IOS APPS
<HACKESS> (go)
<MR_SHIFTY> THOROUGHLY VETTED BY APPLE
<HACKESS> FOR LESS THAN A DOLLAR
<MR_SHIFTY> PURCHASED FOR $2.99
<MR_SHIFTY> WITH A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY
<HACKESS> PRONE TO CRASHING
<MR_SHIFTY> USED BY MILLIONS OF OTHER GUYS
<HACKESS> GROUPED WITH OTHER SIMILAR TYPES
<MR_SHIFTY> EASY
<HACKESS> BUILT BY ASIANS
<MR_SHIFTY> *SPITTAKE*
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<@MR_SHIFTY> I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY PIZZA
<@MR_SHIFTY> GO.
<@HACKESS> DELIVERED IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS
<@MR_SHIFTY> GREASY
<@HACKESS> HALF PRICE
<@MR_SHIFTY> FILLED WITH SAUSAGE
<@HACKESS> THIN CRUST AND EXTRA CHEESY
<@MR_SHIFTY> HAHAHA DEEP DISH
< Banshee> EASY TO SWALLOW
<@HACKESS> COLD THE NEXT MORNING
<@MR_SHIFTY> SLICED INTO 6 PIECES
<@MR_SHIFTY> STUCK TO THE LID OF THE BOX
< Banshee> HOT IN YOUR HANDS BUT COLD IN THE MORNING
<@HACKESS> FOLDABLE
<@MR_SHIFTY> LOL
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Nice!
You need to put Santorum in one of these.
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Ew, no way. (http://guildhaven.org/images/smilies/barf.gif)
Here's one from yesterday that should probably be preserved for posterity.
< Novice> It's not a computer anymore. It's a member of Norton's botnet.
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Imagine a Reese's peanut butter cup commercial
Gingrich: You got your Santorum on my Gingrich
Santorum: You put your Gingrich in my Santorum.
*both have a taste and it becomes a redtube viral video*
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<reimero> Here comes the snow, doo doo doo doo
<reimero> Here comes the snow and I say
<reimero> FUCK
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<@reimero> I like my women like I like snow:
<@reimero> go.
<@hackess> Blowing sideways
<@hackess> Piled at the curb
<@hackess> Only around for three months.
<@reimero> Outside.
<@Mr_Shifty> stuck to the bottom of my boots
<@Mr_Shifty> ground up in the front of my snowblower?
<@Mr_Shifty> flavored with raspberry syrup
<@reimero> Down my pants?
<@Mr_Shifty> falling out of the sky
<@hackess> Formed into balls and thrown at my friends.
<@reimero> Frequently found in Canada
<@Mr_Shifty> thoroughly salted
<@Mr_Shifty> on my windshield
<@hackess> Better with hot chocolate
<@reimero> Surrounding frozen ponds
<@hackess> Serving as a portend of hockey season?
<@Mr_Shifty> With my name written in it?
<@reimero> Keeping me home from work!
<@Mr_Shifty> creating hazardous driving conditions
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Ooooh, some of those were Hectar-worthy.
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That's because #hn is a cornucopia of funny.
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<@reimero> Gravy: yes or no?
< Novice> heatsink-goo dipping sauce
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<@Mr_Shifty> I like my women like I like my gravy.
<@reimero> On my meat
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<@Novice> Hi! Welcome to the airport. Radiation or rape?
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* hackess supports stabbing of any kind
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* hackess supports stabbing of any kind
It's true. I'm Editor of the newsletter, even.
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/me subscribes
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* Mr_Shifty activates Skynet
<@Mr_Shifty> I for one welcome our new machine overlords
<@catwritr> ahhgh! spiders!
<@Mr_Shifty> </minority_report>
<@Mr_Shifty> better?
<@catwritr> Thx
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[10:07] <@Banshee> I like my women like I like my security policies
[10:07] <@Banshee> go.
[10:07] <@Banshee> airtight
[10:07] <@Banshee> with contingencies
[10:08] <@Banshee> with more holes than swiss cheese
[10:08] <@reimero> flexible
[10:08] <@reimero> in legal-ese
[10:08] <@Banshee> logically constructed
[10:08] <@reimero> with an opt-out provision
[10:09] <@reimero> binding
[10:09] <@Banshee> with at least one hole you could drive a bus through
[10:09] <@Banshee> subject to constant revision and approval
[10:09] <@Mr_Shifty> laid out on paper
[10:09] <@reimero> frequently disregarded
[10:10] <@Mr_Shifty> with the appropriate signatures affixed
[10:10] <@Banshee> shared with the HR department and management
[10:10] <@Banshee> nailed on the wall of every cubicle
[10:10] <@Mr_Shifty> easy
[10:10] <@Banshee> able to stand up in court
[10:11] <@Mr_Shifty> scrutinized by attorneys
[10:11] <@reimero> marked up with red ink
[10:11] <@Banshee> only observed during working hours (LOL)
[10:11] <@Mr_Shifty> on company letterhead
[10:11] <@Mr_Shifty> audited by the company security administrator
[10:11] <@Banshee> proving the pen is mightier
[10:12] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[10:14] <@Banshee> I'll get my coat.
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<@hackess> Step 1: Remove whitening strip from obnoxious packaging
<@hackess> Step 2: flail around because the strip is stuck to my fingernail
<@hackess> Step 3: apply strip to teeth, finally.
<@hackess> Step 4: Shudder as the foaming action of saliva + peroxide makes my mouth feel like the inside of a Pop Rock
<@hackess> Step 5: Try not to drool while attempting to keep the strip on my teeth for the recommended 30 minutes.
<@hackess> Step 6: Gag on peroxide-flavored saliva.
<@hackess> Step 7: ???
<@hackess> Step 8: PROFIT
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19:32 <@Banshee> Jen gavels in the mashes
19:33 <@Banshee> Just like witches at black mashes
19:33 <@Banshee> Evil minds that plot constructions
19:33 <@Banshee> So sure her dress gone strutting
19:34 <@Banshee> In her feels the body is burning
19:34 <@Banshee> As the warrior Sheen keeps on turning
19:35 <@Banshee> Death and hate read to make wine
19:36 <@Banshee> Poison angering the brainwashed mimes
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> OH LAWD YEAH
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Knowin dark mess Earl stops tern ring
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Asses wear the bonnie's birding
19:37 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Know more warp pigs halve the powder
19:38 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Ham of god half strut the yower
19:38 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Gay of judgement gone is calling
19:38 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> On their meats the warp pigs crawling
19:38 <@Banshee> LOL
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Begging mercenary for theirs ins
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> Stan laughing spreads his wings
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> OH LAWD YEAH
19:39 <@Banshee> *guitar solo*
19:39 <@Mr_Shifty|skype> \m/
19:39 * Mr_Shifty|skype destroys his living room
19:39 * Banshee destroys the immediate surrounding area
19:40 * Mr_Shifty|skype sends out a fallout shelter alert for the tri-county area
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Been way too long since this thread has been updated.
* hackess bashes own head in with shovel
<@hackess> There, now I can write HTML for email clients.
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I wish my company wasn't North Korean dictators who block external IRC!
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What about SSH? I could set you up with another account on my server. That's how Banshee gets in...
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Well hell, I'd be down for that. Send me the details if you'd like. I can SSH all day.
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<@Mr_Shifty> You would totally rock a ninja badge.
<@hackess> How could you tell?
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<@reimero> By the Power of Kry's Boobs!
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<@Mr_Shifty> but adding hoisin sauce to a snowblower is never a good idea
* Catrina is soaking up a ton of Vitamin D
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* Mr_Shifty tackles scoff
<@Mr_Shifty> GOTCHA
<@Mr_Shifty> GET HIM!
* hackess brings the net
* reimero pulls out the pneumatic nail gun
<@Mr_Shifty> Quick! Get the zipties!
<@hackess> What we need…is a lot of magnets.
<@reimero> Earth magnets!
<@hackess> or some really powerful ones.
* reimero raids Jamie Hyneman's locker
<@hackess> Hey, why can't we get paid to do this all day?
<@Mr_Shifty> I thought we were
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--hackess is now known as DFG--
--Mr_Shifty is now known as MFS--
<@DFG> I think reim should be AFKH
<@MFS> LOL
--reimero is now known as AFKH --
<@MFS> er
<@MFS> LFOL
<@AFKH> I fucking see you
<@MFS> *spitfuckingtake*
<@DFG> Fucking perfect.
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<@Mr_Shifty> there's a company that makes "white lightning" style unaged whiskey
<@Mr_Shifty> they sell it with 3 or 4 slim billets of white oak
<@Mr_Shifty> you buy the bottle, open it up, drop in as many or as few billets as you want
<@Mr_Shifty> then let it sit for as long or short as you want
<@Mr_Shifty> their name escapes me
<@reimero> Huh
<@reimero> Interesting
<@reimero> DIY Oaking
<@Mr_Shifty> Yup
<@Mr_Shifty> LOL "oaking"
<@Mr_Shifty> sounds like some dangerous craze the kids are doing
<@Mr_Shifty> "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SON IS INTO? I just got a call from his teacher. HE'S BEEN OAKING."
<@Mr_Shifty> Kid has a bottle of unaged single malt and is aging it for months
<@reimero> *snerk*
<@reimero> "I swear, Dad, it was maple!!"
<@RDFG> Everyone experiments with oaking in college.
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<@reimero> Ask Me Anything
<@Mr_Shifty> Ok
<@Mr_Shifty> What's AMA stand for?
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<@Mr_Shifty> OMFLOG
<@hcakess> OMFLOG
<@hcakess> YES.
<@Mr_Shifty> YES.
<@hcakess> OMGJONX
<@Mr_Shifty> OMGJONX
<@hcakess> >.<
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I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my appreciation for Bobert. THANKS BOBERT.
Also, does this channel still exist?
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Yeah, I wonder if I can get there through my new laptop at work.
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What network was this in? Not slashnet?
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What network was this in? Not slashnet?
It's this chat channel we had which was pretty awesome. I'd love to see it revived!
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It's still alive, though I've been hosting it for the past few years, rather than The_FOO.
GtG chat room (http://www.geekforum.org/index.php/topic,2761.msg132265.html#msg132265)
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Still no workaround for me. Work still uses IRC for info distribution but God forbid I want to use it somewhere outside 10.x.x.x.
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Ah hell, Novy, we miss you. :(
And I suppose you can't SSH tunnel out? I think I still have a local account on Azalin for you.
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I use team viewer to remote into my home pc and do whatever I want without work being any the wiser.
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FYI, some content filtering can block things by protocol, like Teamviewer.
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And I suppose you can't SSH tunnel out? I think I still have a local account on Azalin for you.
I still have that info saved, but no, can't SSH out either. I find that part strange. Being in tech support, I've had to SSH to a customer site to help out a time or two back at Cisco. I just need an excuse to make them open it up for me here.
I use team viewer to remote into my home pc and do whatever I want without work being any the wiser.
Hm.. let's find out!
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GET THEE TO #HN. I COMMAND IT.
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Mr_Shifty: Unrelated: I'm getting a n00b to season
norm: I have a great dry rub recipe if you need one
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*preens*
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(http://guildhaven.org/images/smilies/rotf.gif)
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<Shifty> I hate it when the world goes impressionist
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< hackess> Because, eventually, we're all naked.
<@MFS> Indeed
-!- mode/#naked [+o hackess] by MFS
<@MFS> except for the nevernudes
<@MFS> but they're not allowed in here
<@hackess> BAND NAME
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12:35 <@DFG> Things I actually just said: "Stop licking my computer!"
12:35 <@MFS> we say a lot of things like that in our house
12:35 <@MFS> STOP LICKING THE COUCH
12:36 <@DFG> Pets, man.
12:36 <@MFS> ..
12:36 <@MFS> yes.
12:36 <@MFS> Pets.
12:36 <@DFG> LOL
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Mr_Shafty: That hackess is one bad mother--
hackess: SHUT YO MOUTH
Mr_Shafty: I'm just talkiin' bout hackess!
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I can dig it.
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You're damn right!
(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/26/5e/d8/265ed81e8d7cbb6d66cc804434ae4561.jpg)
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Who's the programmer chick that's a sex machine with all the geeks?
{hackess}
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
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Who's the programmer chick that's a sex machine with all the geeks?
{hackess}
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
:mrgreen:
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I think Shifty broke the interwebs.
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* BizB feels the shame wash over him like a crossdresser in a prom dress at homecoming.
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<@DFG> Norrrrrrrm
< zorgon> beer me
* BizB feels the shame wash over him like a crossdresser in a prom dress at homecoming.
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DFG: My first name ain't baby, it's Cat. Ms. isitdownrightnow.com if you're nasty.
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I think Shifty broke the interwebs.
It's OK. I have a backup on floppy.
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[12:40] BizB I just deleted almost 200 accounts
[12:40] Shifty ffs
[12:41] BizB I almost deleted reim by mistake.
[12:41] reimero As long as AKH is safe
[12:42] DFG|busey Uh
[12:42] DFG|busey I think you deleted me.
[12:42] BizB 47 posts. last active 7 days ago.
[12:42] BizB s/7/8/
[12:42] BizB pick one
[12:42] reimero Whoa </keanu>
[12:42] reimero catwritr
[12:42] reimero Guest
[12:43] DFG|busey Um.
[12:43] DFG|busey You deleted my account.
[12:43] BizB NO!
[12:43] DFG|busey Yes.
[12:43] reimero Yes.
[12:43] BizB Sonofabitch
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It's OK. I have a backup on floppy.
Can you restore Cat's account from that backup?
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(12:11:39) Shifty: Their product selection does not appeal to me
(12:12:11) TameableExpert: Make your own.
(12:13:23) Shifty: Don't tell me what to do
(12:13:45) TameableExpert: Don't tell me not to tell you what to do.
(12:14:07) Shifty: Don't tell me to not tell you not to tell me what to do!
(12:14:19) catwritr: C-c-c-c-ccccombo breaker!
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(12:52:29) @reimero: I'll have a large nonfat latte with an extra espresso shot, ribbed for her pleasure.
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catwritr: Sour Patch Kids don't count as fruit snacks, right?
Shifty: They do if a glass of bourbon counts as my daily serving of corn/vegetables
catwritr: I'll allow it.
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(13:17:48) Gildencrantz: Do you want to play Questions?
(13:17:53) Rosenstern: Are you asking me?
(13:18:00) Gildencrantz: Is there anyone else?
(13:18:11) Rosenstern: Does Reimero count?
(13:18:23) Gildencrantz: Does Reimero count what?
(13:18:41) Rosenstern: Should we be asking stuff like that without his input?
(13:18:48) Crantzenstern: Does he count or can he count?
(13:18:55) Gildencrantz: What's the difference?
(13:19:09) Rosenstern: What about Biz?
(13:19:41) Gildencrantz: Well, there's no accounting for taste.
(13:19:53) Rosenstern: STATEMENT
(13:20:03) Gildencrantz: ;)
(13:21:33) BizB: What?
(13:21:51) BizB: Isn't this the place for an argument?
(13:22:01) Gildencrantz: Don't you know how to play?
(13:22:02) Crantzenstern: No, it's the place for an argument
(13:22:24) BizB: is that not a statement?
(13:22:37) Gildencrantz: Wouldn't it depend upon who you asked?
(13:22:45) Gildencrantz: WHOM. DAMN IT.
(13:23:00) Crantzenstern: Don't obvious Monty Python references get assigned differently?
(13:23:11) Gildencrantz: God, I hope so.
(13:23:22) BizB: do you think everyone is playing?
(13:23:33) Gildencrantz: What if they weren't?
(13:23:40) BizB: would that matter?
(13:23:44) Rosenstern: Am I still playing?
(13:23:59) BizB: Why aren't I capitalizing the first letter of my questions?
(13:24:05) Gildencrantz: Can you imagine not playing?
(13:24:17) Rosenstern: Would that be scary?
(13:24:23) BizB: wouldn't it though?
(13:24:24) Crantzenstern: Can you imagine the game not ending?
(13:24:30) Rosenstern: Does it have to?
(13:24:32) Gildencrantz: Are you trying to scare me?
(13:24:35) BizB: is it nap time?
(13:24:47) Rosenstern: Are you asking me?
(13:24:48) Gildencrantz: How can you sleep at a time like this?
(13:24:51) Crantzenstern: Do interrogative hockey cheers exist?
(13:24:57) Rosenstern: Are there restrictions on nap times?
(13:25:07) Rosenstern: "Go team?"
(13:25:17) Gildencrantz: "What the fuck?"
(13:25:19) Crantzenstern: "Would you mind scoring more goals please?"
(13:25:21) BizB: do you think it's wise to nap in all situations?
(13:25:27) Rosenstern: Can these questions be rhetorical?
(13:25:35) Crantzenstern: Why not?
(13:25:42) BizB: hey ref, are you watching the same game we are?
(13:25:43) Gildencrantz: Is it possible to answer a rhetorical question?
(13:25:52) Rosenstern: Can we suppose for a moment that this question is hypothetical?
(13:25:59) Crantzenstern: Didn't you just do that?
(13:26:09) Gildencrantz: Didn't I? ;)
(13:26:09) Rosenstern: Which time?
(13:26:40) BizB: time for a nap?
(13:26:49) Rosenstern: How old are you?
(13:26:51) Gildencrantz: Why are you so into naps?
(13:27:07) BizB: does age matter in nappiness?
(13:27:11) Gildencrantz: Did you put the right emphasis on that syllable?
(13:27:42) Rosenstern: If I have upward inflection in my laughter, can that be considered a question?
(13:28:04) BizB: What if you're Pennsylvania Dutch?
(13:28:14) Crantzenstern: What Would Drew Carey Say?
(13:28:22) Rosenstern: What if you're GOING Dutch?
(13:28:24) Gildencrantz: How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
(13:28:36) Crantzenstern: What if the Dutch are going YOU?
(13:28:38) BizB: the world may never know?
(13:28:38) Rosenstern: Is the answer three?
(13:28:47) Gildencrantz: Do you want it to be?
(13:28:55) Rosenstern: Is there consensus?
(13:28:59) BizB: I do?
(13:29:03) BizB: There is?
(13:29:05) Rosenstern: Do you?
(13:29:20) BizB: Not so much?
(13:29:47) BizB: Can you keep a secret?
(13:29:53) Rosenstern: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
(13:29:55) Gildencrantz: is it about you?
(13:30:04) Novice: What'd I miss?
(13:30:12) Crantzenstern: What'd you aim at?]
(13:30:12) Gildencrantz: Can't you read back?
(13:30:14) BizB: if it is, would you tell me?
(13:30:49) Gildencrantz: Does your alternate personality not know?
(13:31:19) BizB: Is that Defect?
(13:31:28) Gildencrantz: Which one of you has the brane now?
(13:31:28) Rosenstern: Is Defect your known personal alternate?
(13:31:50) BizB: It does seem that way, doesn't it?
(13:32:01) Gildencrantz: Can one have an unknown personal alternate?
(13:32:07) BizB: can you believe he's a father?
(13:32:14) Gildencrantz: Isn't that how cloning works?
(13:32:41) Rosenstern: Have you studied cloning?
(13:32:43) BizB: ok... stuff to do
(13:32:46) BizB: l9r
(13:32:48) Rosenstern: STATEMENT
(13:33:00) BizB: indeed
(13:33:20) Rosenstern: Did Biz just quit?
(13:33:32) Gildencrantz: Weren't you paying attention?
(13:33:43) Rosenstern: Isn't it reim's turn to pay attention?
(13:33:50) Novice: Is "statement" not a statement?
(13:35:05) Rosenstern: Don't you believe in meta terminology to keep score in the game?
(13:35:27) Gildencrantz: Would it help if I told you there is no way to win?
(13:35:42) Rosenstern: Is anyone trying to win?
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Nice. One of these years, I'll have to figure out how to get back there.
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