song:  Bright Lights, Bigger City
artist: Cee-Lo Green

Transplant shouldn't be the term.  That implies replacing an organ with another one.  After all, we all know he never had one in the first place.

I wonder if former vice president Cheney's heart implant is going to try to dig it's way out a la "Alien"...  or if he'd notice if it did.

negative.  I'm not a fan of waiting a month for something that i can finish cover to cover in less than a half hour.

IBTNP has been guilty of overusing a meme at some point.

Don't ask me. It's a shameful story.

You fucked up, now I MUST know.

Welcome to the Wal-Mart bargain bin?

There's always the option to stop using Google, especially since they're nothing more than a for-profit advertising company.

That being said, I'm kinda boring when it comes to my web searches these days, so I'm not really bothered much...

Laugh all you want, but if Sagan was still alive and wanted to cum on my face I'd be like "Hell fucking yes!"

Would it be wrong of me to want to change my name right now?

As much as I enjoy the discussion on how lickable detta's but may be (I wouldn't know, haven't seen it in person as of yet...), do we just declare the topic at hand dead?

But belief, by definition, defies and even condemns rationality.
Shortly before this talk with my work mate, I had asked the same question to another Christian girl, her reply was what I had expected "There is a god blablabla all knowing, he'll spank you with a belt if you don't heeed!"
Then after hearing the South African lasses reply, she immediately says "Oh yeah, that makes sense... I totally agree!"
Gain some hope for humanity, lose some hope.

Do not confuse belief for faith.  Belief requires some degree of validation, relevant or irrelevant, even if it is in the shouts of the like-minded or one's own paranoid delusions.  Faith, however, is irrational and requires no actual evidence no support in favour of or to the contrary, allowing it to go unimpeded by the inherant handicaps of seeking out the masses for validation.

That being said, do you have that chick's number?  She sounds like exactly the type of chick I'm looking for at the moment, dumb and wicked kinky.

Methinks he's going to lose if anyone challenges it.  They've spent so long allowing it to happen that it would be impossible to claim that it's for protection of the IP and patents or prove substantial loss due to violation.

Please don't be me and do a GIS for anything to look for a sarcastic image macro without thinking about the possible results.

Goddamnit.

Fixed it for ya....

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Even if I could, I don't think I would buy it.