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Author Topic: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...  (Read 2757 times)

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I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« on: August 28, 2011, 11:12:34 PM »
Seriously,

I just bought a unicycle.

Wat Teh Fug
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 12:20:34 AM »
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 04:37:12 AM »
Ha! and Ha!

What the hell are you going to do with a unicycle??
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 06:47:51 AM »
Probably just ride it once and then forget about it
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 10:21:09 AM »
Well, first you have to learn to ride it. But don't worry, it's easy, like falling off a bike.
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 07:10:58 AM »
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 09:54:30 AM »
Quote from: bmandy on September 07, 2011, 07:10:58 AM
hahahaha
cool stuff ;)

I like this new one. Let's keep it. : D
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 10:26:49 AM »
Quote from: Novice on September 07, 2011, 09:54:30 AM
I like this new one. Let's keep it. : D

Excellent!  *puts it in the crawlspace with the rest of them*
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 12:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Jaepheth on August 28, 2011, 11:12:34 PM
Seriously,

I just bought a unicycle.

Wat Teh Fug

I feel like it's one of those things that you'll always be happy you own... Maybe? I don't know. There are certainly internet buys you could be more ashamed of.  :wink:

Ya gonna take that bad boy off-road?
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Re: I need to stop shopping on the internet late at night...
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 01:13:10 PM »
Hahaha, that's great. Now all you need is something flaming to juggle, a circus soundtrack, and a monkey- and you'll be your own one-man show! (I'm not sure exactly where the monkey fits into all of this... but they knock everything up a notch on the awesome scale)

I have the same issue buying unnecessary things, only the cause is more often intoxication vs sleep deprivation or boredom hah. Although, I suppose most women have the tendency to shop for things that they don't need. Maybe alcohol isn't my problem- maybe it's just my vagina??! *ponders*..... anyways! Last weekend I happened to be drinking and looking online at cute pictures of cats and dogs in costumes. (wow, I didn't realize how sad my life sounded until now).... so, I eventually ended up on a Halloween store site where I purchased a Yoda dog costume and a zombie yard ornament. Doesn't sound so bad right? I mean both are win.... only problem is I don't have a dog... or a yard -__-  Fml.
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