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Author Topic: What American accent do you have?  (Read 2872 times)

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What American accent do you have?
« on: October 24, 2011, 11:48:29 AM »

What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The South
That's a Southern accent you've got there.  You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.

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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2011, 12:19:25 PM »

Northeast, duh. Isn't that what we all speak in the United States?
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2011, 01:02:32 PM »

The Northeast, of course.

People FROM Long Island ask me why I have such a thick accent.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2011, 02:27:18 PM »

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What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West
Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech.  Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent.  And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
Result Breakdown:
80% The West
77% The Midland
76% Boston
58% North Central
46% The Northeast
45% The Inland North
44% Philadelphia
30% The South

Not bad.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2011, 02:39:39 PM »

Mine's like ivan's but "The Midland" and "The West" are flipflopped.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2011, 04:29:54 PM »

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West
Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech.  Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent.  And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
Result Breakdown:
96% The West
95% The Midland
75% Boston
73% North Central
33% The Inland North
27% Philadelphia
27% The South
21% The Northeast
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz

The West? The West? What in hell and high water is that? I haven't been out west since I was 3 years old!

EDIT: Okay, okay, I am a Florida-born native, but what... wait, no what?
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2011, 08:43:54 AM »

Your Result: You're not fooling anyone, Canada.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2011, 12:19:22 PM »

Your Result: The West
Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech.  Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent.  And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
Result Breakdown:
96% The West
95% The Midland

This.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 07:51:52 PM »

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: North Central
"North Central" is what professional linguists call the Minnesota accent.  If you saw "Fargo" you probably didn't think the characters sounded very out of the ordinary.  Outsiders probably mistake you for a Canadian a lot.
Result Breakdown:
86% North Central
84% The West
75% The Midland
63% Boston
30% The Inland North
23% The South
13% Philadelphia
9% The Northeast

Canadian... lol :)
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2011, 09:21:43 AM »

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: Philadelphia
Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak!  If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like south Jersey, Baltimore, or Wilmington.  if you've ever journeyed to some far off place where people don't know that Philly has an accent, someone may have thought you talked a little weird even though they didn't have a clue what accent it was they heard.
Result Breakdown:
88% Philadelphia
74% The Northeast
72% The South
66% The Midland
65% The Inland North
34% Boston
24% North Central
15% The West
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Spot on.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 09:57:16 AM »

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent."  You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas.  You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Result Breakdown:
100% The Midland
67% Philadelphia
65% The South
63% The Inland North
57% The West
45% The Northeast
38% Boston
36% North Central
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2011, 11:51:38 AM »

Your Result: The Inland North

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."

I don't think this is very accurate.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2011, 10:54:01 AM »

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West
Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech.  Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent.  And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.
Result Breakdown:
96% The West
95% The Midland
75% Boston
73% North Central
33% The Inland North
27% Philadelphia
27% The South
21% The Northeast
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2011, 04:09:49 PM »

Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they don't take medical terminology seriously..
Artery.............................. The study of paintings
Bacteria........................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium............................ What doctors do when patients die
Benign............................. What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section............ A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan.......................... Searching for Kitty
Cauterize......................... Made eye contact with her
Colic............................... A sheep dog
Coma.............................. A punctuation mark
Dilate.............................. To live long
Enema............................ Not a friend
Fester............................. Quicker than someone else
Fibula............................. A small lie
Impotent......................... Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain.................... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff................... A Doctor's cane
Morbid............................ A higher offer
Nitrates........................... Cheaper than day rates
Node.............................. I knew it
Outpatient...................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis............................. Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative................ A letter carrier
Recovery Room.............. Place to do upholstery
Rectum.......................... ****** near killed him
Secretion........................ Hiding something
Seizure........................... Roman emperor
Tablet............................ A small table
Terminal Illness.............. Getting sick at the airport
Tumor........................... One plus one more
Urine............................. Opposite of you're out
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2011, 05:25:35 PM »

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent."  You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas.  You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Result Breakdown:
100% The Midland
73% Philadelphia
70% The Inland North
69% The South
52% The Northeast
41% The West
31% Boston
25% North Central
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2011, 10:27:09 AM »

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent."  You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas.  You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Result Breakdown:
100% The Midland
73% Philadelphia
70% The Inland North
69% The South
52% The Northeast
41% The West
31% Boston
25% North Central
Quiz Created on GoTo Quiz

Yah, shuuuuure.  You betcha.  Dontcha know.
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Re: What American accent do you have?
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2011, 09:59:48 PM »

That looks really odd with Josie Wales' picture.

It's like Clint baby offering hot dish! Ooofta.
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