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Author Topic: Do you wish YOU could star in your own real-life video game-style adventure?  (Read 1047 times)

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The creators of EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION and producers of CATFISH: THE TV SHOW and THE CHELSEA HANDLER SHOW are casting a new series, offering the experience of a lifetime to those who are looking to add a little excitement to their lives in the tri-state area.

We have a team of experts who can provide an experience unlike any other. From suspenseful and adrenaline-pumping, to thrilling and stimulating, you can have your own custom-design adventure that will shake up your life and help to put some pep back in your step.

Are you ready to transform your ordinary life into the extraordinary? Do you want to play the hero in your very own action movie and save the day against the bad guys? Or be the star in a real-life video game-style adventure filled with spies, good guys, clues, and treasure? If you are 18 years of age or older, and this sounds like an exciting change of pace, email us at spammer@zombo.com with your name, a photo, and phone number with a brief note telling us why your life is so normal and why you would want to star in your own adventure. IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP.
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The creators of EXTREME TURDOVER: TOILET EDITION and producers of SCATFISH: THE BM SHOW and THE CHELSEA HANDLER SHOW[No edit required] are shatting a new series, offaling the bowel movement of a lifetime to those who are looking to add a little excrement to their lives in the tri-state area.

We have a crapload of experts who can poovide an experience unlike any other. From suspenseful and colon-pumping, to thrilling and prostate-stimulating, you can have your own custom-diarrhea adventure that will shit up your life and help to put some poop back in your step.

Are you ready to push your ordinary feces into the extraordinary? Do you want to plop the kids in your very own pool and save the corn from the intestines? Or be the star in a real-life Japanese game-style adventure filled with [REDACTED FOR SENSIBLE AUDIENCES!]? If you are 18 years of age or older (We CANNOT stress this requirement enough), and this sounds like an exciting change of pace, email us at spammer@zombo.com with your name, a BM photo, and Bristol Stool number with a brief note telling us why your life is so normal and why you would want to star in your own coprophilic adventure. IT’S TIME TO PFTHFTHTHTHTHTHTHFHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.



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