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Author Topic: I like my _______ like I like my ______.  (Read 3157 times)

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I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:40:53 AM »

cat changed the topic to: I like my men like I like my weather. GO.
11:08:34 AM   cat  Destructive
11:10:14 AM   cat  Seasonal
11:31:23 AM   cat  In like a lion, out like a lamb
11:31:44 AM   cat  Covered by insurance
11:31:58 AM   cat  Different in every part of the country
1:55:22 PM   BizB  making puddles.
1:55:53 PM   BizB  blowing me hard
3:26:57 PM   MFS  coming fast
3:27:30 PM   MFS  strong enough to rip the shingles off my roof
3:27:44 PM   MFS  something everyone complains about
3:27:45 PM   hackess  Blustery.
3:27:53 PM   MFS  calm
3:28:14 PM   MFS  leading to home repairs
3:29:45 PM   MFS  predicted by scientists
3:29:51 PM   MFS  observed by satellites
3:29:59 PM   hackess  Brought up in polite conversation.
3:30:00 PM   MFS  here today, gone tomorrow
3:30:15 PM   hackess  All I talk about with my dad.
3:30:20 PM   MFS  ruining farmers financially
3:30:43 PM   BizB  cold at night and hot at noon
3:31:02 PM   MFS  able to kill thousands
3:31:26 PM   BizB  nearly as dangerous as religion
3:31:30 PM   MFS  computer modeled
3:31:54 PM   BizB  unpredictable beyond today
3:32:19 PM   hackess  Delaying sporting event
3:32:20 PM   hackess  s
3:32:42 PM   MFS  visible on doppler radar
3:32:53 PM   MFS  causing warning sirens to go off
3:33:18 PM   hackess  LOL
3:33:36 PM   MFS  described daily by Al Roker
3:33:40 PM   BizB  giving me inches and inches until I cry mercy
3:33:48 PM   MFS  *spittake*
3:33:52 PM   hackess  Making me get a shovel.
3:34:03 PM   MFS  ruining everything
3:34:08 PM   BizB  two words: ice dam
3:34:20 PM   MFS  flooding my basement :demo:
3:34:26 PM   BizB  ^
3:34:51 PM   MFS  causing me to purchase all new weather stripping
3:35:04 PM   BizB  deciding which hobby I partake in
3:35:23 PM   BizB  fetching me a beer from the fridge (if only)
3:35:26 PM   MFS  robbing me of fuel efficiency
3:35:31 PM   hackess  Forcing me to wear extra layers
3:35:39 PM   BizB  givening me shivers
3:35:48 PM   MFS  making things slippery
3:35:58 PM   BizB  *golf clap*
3:36:05 PM   MFS  *snicker*
3:36:20 PM   MFS  bringing hoar frost?
3:36:40 PM   MFS  HOARY
3:37:02 PM   MFS  causing entire species of animals to migrate
3:37:03 PM   BizB  shown on TVs all across America every evening... for about 7 minutes.
3:37:51 PM   MFS  Regarded as a sign from the gods by primitives
3:38:47 PM   BizB  dumping me on my ass about once every 3 years
3:39:01 PM   hackess  Dreary
3:39:04 PM   BizB  that one is too true
3:39:18 PM   hackess  Wet
3:39:27 PM   MFS  40F
3:39:40 PM   hackess  so, refrigerated?
3:39:47 PM   MFS  sure!
3:40:29 PM   BizB  gripping my soul with bony fingers of ice and twisting my heart until it lay in a puddle on the ground... beating. beating.
3:40:52 PM   BizB  </emo>
5:38:22 PM   BizB  ...capable of making the leaves fall from the trees
5:49:29 PM   MFS  making my potatoes freeze solid
5:49:54 PM   MFS  causing me to want hot soup and white russians
5:51:18 PM   BizB  makes me want to stay in on a Saturday night
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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 11:00:20 PM »

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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2014, 11:24:17 AM »

We did good, guys. I can't wait to see what you come up with this weekend.
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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 03:05:52 AM »


I'm so glad I came across this post. I have a very good knowledge. I'm reading the information easy to understand.
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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 12:57:22 PM »

I'm so glad I came across this post. I have a very good knowledge. I'm reading the information easy to understand.

...guys? Did Pepe learn to spell?
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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 02:06:48 PM »

Hail pepe!

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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2014, 11:05:26 AM »

10:22 < BizB> ./topic I like my women like I like my car tires.  Go!
10:22 < BizB> ...since I'm not an op right now
10:23 < BizB> Mounted for a small fee.
10:23 -!- MFS changed the topic of #hn to: I like my women like I like my car
          tires. GO!
10:24 <@MFS> round
10:24 <@MFS> rubbery
10:24 <@MFS> vulcanized?
10:27 <@MFS> attached to my lug nuts
10:28 <@MFS> not needing a rim job
13:03 <@BizB> with instructions printed on them
13:03 <@BizB> rated for specific speeds
13:04 <@BizB> 5 at a time with one being a midget
09:59 <@BizB> under me when I'm going fast
10:00 <@BizB> on my car
12:33 <@BizB> equally at home in snow and mud
12:34 <@BizB> 4 in use and one backup
12:36 <@BizB> Tested by NASCAR drivers
15:20 <@MFS> steel belted
15:21 <@MFS> not bald
15:21 <@MFS> hung from a tree and used as a swing?
15:48 <@BizB> discarded and birthplace of billions of mosquitoes every eyar
15:52 <@MFS> black and strong
15:55 <@BizB> burning for days once set afire
15:57 <@BizB> used to fetch me groceries
15:58 <@BizB> can be decorated with spinning shiny metal
16:07 <@BizB> ...don't wear underwear
16:07 <@BizB> ...leave neat designs behind when you roll them in the snow
16:33 <@MFS> explode when punctured
16:54 <@BizB> incapable of making Tony Stewart happy
17:34 <@BizB> important between the ages of 16 and 80
18:05 <@BizB> well balanced
18:06 <@MFS> around my waist
18:11 <@BizB> requiring a fee to dispose of
18:14 <@BizB> recycled to make shoes in 3rd world countries
18:47 <@MFS> Used to make playground equipment
18:56 <@MFS> run-flats
19:44 <@BizB> replaced every 3 years
20:26 <@MFS> better with fewer miles on them
09:40 < TameableExpert> Balding?
09:47 <@TameableExpert> In matching sets?
09:47 <@reimero> Inflated with nitrogen
09:47 <@TameableExpert> With low miles.
09:48 <@reimero> Hand-tightened with a torque wrench
09:48 <@TameableExpert> With little to no camber?
09:48 <@reimero> Tubeless
09:49 <@TameableExpert> With few burnouts.
09:49 <@TameableExpert> With excessive tread?
09:50 <@reimero> Siped
09:50 <@reimero> Manufactured by Michelin
09:50 <@reimero> With a 40,000 mile warranty
09:50 <@TameableExpert> Smooth and branded with "Hoosier"
09:52 <@reimero> Wrapped in chains
09:54 <@TameableExpert> with sidewalls intact.
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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2014, 05:17:45 PM »

[10:39]   zorgon   non sequitur: HOLY SHIT http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30083969
[10:40]   Shifty   gourmet coffee+monitor
[10:41]   zorgon   damn if the probe hadn't bounced it would have been fantastic
[10:41]   zorgon   article also says they broke the thermometer trying to stick it into the ground
[10:41]   zorgon   so basically their entire notion of what the comet is made of is basically wrong
[10:41]   zorgon   I bet the harpoons bounced and just fired the probe back up into space
[10:41]   reimero   Well fuck
[10:41]   zorgon   it's still in freaking credible
[10:42]   reimero   That means the emergency plans to build space-capable nukes to avert tsunami-causing impacts were all for naught
[10:42]   zorgon   I bet they're thinking that
[10:44]   zorgon   I like my women like I like my comet nuclei: made of rubble but unexpectedly firm
[10:46]   Shifty   smelling like sulfur
[10:46]   Shifty   spewing out a trail of gas for a million miles when placed in the sun
[10:46]   reimero   In a vacuum
[10:47]   Shifty   fun to bounce probes off of
[10:47]   zorgon   :galm:
[10:47]   reimero   misunderstood by men
[10:47]   zorgon   packing cyanide
[10:47]   reimero   frigid
[10:48]   Shifty   containing my complex proteins, if you know what I mean
[10:48]   zorgon   on a parabolic orbit that might never return
[10:48]   catwritr   Probably housing an alien
[10:48]   Shifty   From the Oort Cloud.
[10:49]   reimero   Heralding doom and destruction
[10:49]   zorgon   only comes once every 76 years ... oh wait, that's Hailey, never mind you don't know her
[10:50]   reimero   Viewed through powerful telescopes
[10:50]   zorgon   occasionally with the naked eye
[10:51]   catwritr   will almost definitely destroy your world
[10:51]   reimero   Wielding a spatula
[10:56]   |<--   TameableExpert has left irc.hackess.com (Quit: )
[10:58]   BizB   impervious to harpoons
[11:02]   Shifty   Travels in an ellipse
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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2014, 10:29:25 AM »

topic: I like my men like I like my new earth creationists! Go!
BizB  hung (for heresy)
BizB  available at the mall
BizB  easily fooled
BizB  mystified by science
BizB  free hugs?
MFS  Rampantly ignorant!
MFS  riding around in vans
BizB  Has skeletons in his closet
BizB  stays in on Sat night so he can get up early for church in the morning
BizB  only drinks sacrament wine
BizB  masturbates as much as any one of us
BizB  ...even though it's a sin ;)
BizB  has an @aol.com email address
BizB  can't explain the tides
BizB  ...or magnets
BizB  left handed penis wrinkle
BizB  ...thinks sex is gross
BizB  superb long range planning skills
BizB  tastes like purple
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Re: I like my _______ like I like my ______.
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2014, 03:36:14 PM »

topic: I like my men like I like my new earth creationists! Go!
BizB  hung (for heresy)
BizB  available at the mall
BizB  easily fooled
BizB  mystified by science
BizB  free hugs?
MFS  Rampantly ignorant!
MFS  riding around in vans
BizB  Has skeletons in his closet
BizB  stays in on Sat night so he can get up early for church in the morning
BizB  only drinks sacrament wine
BizB  masturbates as much as any one of us
BizB  ...even though it's a sin ;)
BizB  has an @aol.com email address
BizB  can't explain the tides
BizB  ...or magnets
BizB  left handed penis wrinkle
BizB  ...thinks sex is gross
BizB  superb long range planning skills
BizB  tastes like purple


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