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WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU
« on: August 21, 2002, 11:47:53 AM »
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lane when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2002, 12:02:28 PM »
You forgot about the Honda Civic. :x

Honda Civic - I like to rice out my car and put a fart muffler on it so it can gain an extra thousandth of a second in the quarter mile which I will never actually run since I'll crash into a pole before I reach the half way mark.
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2002, 12:54:28 PM »
Toyota Tacoma - People think I have a nice fucking truck. And they are right.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2002, 01:16:43 PM »
Pontiac Bonneville -- "Driving that thing must be like driving around your living room sofa!" -- (Crazy Greek, commenting on my car)

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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2002, 01:42:11 PM »
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Pontiac Bonneville -- "Driving that thing must be like driving around your living room sofa!" -- (Crazy Greek, commenting on my car)



Ahhh hahahahahaha! That's classic! Was that from his car thread when he was looking for a new one?

Speaking of cars, my brother had a Ford Escort:



But you know what happened to that as you can see in the picture. Now he has a pretty nice '99 Saturn:

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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2002, 01:59:25 PM »
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Pontiac Bonneville -- "Driving that thing must be like driving around your living room sofa!" -- (Crazy Greek, commenting on my car)



Ahhh hahahahahaha! That's classic! Was that from his car thread when he was looking for a new one?[/i]
Yeah, I think so... it was quite a while ago.  At least a year and a half or so.  

The funny part is, he's right.  My car is if anything more comfortable than our living room sofa... and it seats more people, too.

Plus it has a big V6 in it and it has BALLS on the highway.  I've had the car for two years, and I still occasionally accidentally bark the tires when taking off from a stoplight or pulling out of a parking lot.  It's fucking sweet when you need to pass someone.  

I had an interview up in Brainerd yesterday, which is about an hour north of St Cloud (where I live), and about half of it is 2-lane highway.  I passed one guy that was doing about 60, and there was another car coming from the other way, so I kicked it down and passed the guy quick.  When I looked down, I saw that I had accelerated to 95 without even so much as any vibration.  I love my car...
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2002, 02:04:11 PM »
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Yeah, I think so... it was quite a while ago.  At least a year and a half or so.  

The funny part is, he's right.  My car is if anything more comfortable than our living room sofa... and it seats more people, too.

Plus it has a big V6 in it and it has BALLS on the highway.  I've had the car for two years, and I still occasionally accidentally bark the tires when taking off from a stoplight or pulling out of a parking lot.  It's fucking sweet when you need to pass someone.  

I had an interview up in Brainerd yesterday, which is about an hour north of St Cloud (where I live), and about half of it is 2-lane highway.  I passed one guy that was doing about 60, and there was another car coming from the other way, so I kicked it down and passed the guy quick.  When I looked down, I saw that I had accelerated to 95 without even so much as any vibration.  I love my car...


Passing cars doing 95 on a two lane highway...



I don't want to get a car because I live in New Jersey. You'll either have to get another job because of car insurance being so high, or some moron will crash into you because they got confused when they saw a red light and didn't know which pedal was the break.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2002, 03:27:48 PM »
3 Cars I want to know about:

1)  3000GT VR-4
2) Hearse
3) Camaro z28.

And by the way: Mustangs (for people under 25) means mommy bought it, most likely.  Myu friend has one, got hit by a dumptruck. hah.
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2002, 07:16:37 PM »
I drive a 95 toyota tercel.It screams "be gentle..im little."
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2002, 05:32:06 AM »
It was my misfortune a few weeks ago to see (to my horror) a pink Geo Tracker in the parking lot of a local shopping center.  I still can't figure out how I made it to 1980's California without leaving my Hyundai.
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