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« on: May 10, 2006, 01:17:18 PM »

Alrighty all, I'm not sure how many of you follow any of the console news, or anything coming out of E3, but i've got a good one.  It's gold, or golden, depending on what your view of it is...  Nintendo's next-generation console, until recently heralded as the "Revolution" has had a bit of a name change.

Stop me if you've already heard this, and if not, well, prepare to laugh.

Coming November of 2006, the Nintendo Wii (pronounced Wee).

My friends and I were making cracks at this all night, here are a few, and feel free to add your own...


Do not drag your Wii across the carpet, damage may result from such use.

Do not play with your Wii at work, as this kind of activity is generally seen as inappropriate.

Newsflash: Man found dead in basement after playing with his Wii for 3 weeks straight.


you get the idea.  Any thoughts/Additions?
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2006, 02:20:20 PM »

The next release is going to be Wii Nano.  So small you can play with your wii anywhere!
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2006, 02:26:08 PM »

Before you know it there will be accessory packs for the Wii including:
  • Wii leather cover: wrap your Wii
  • Wii car charger - play with your Wii while mom drives you to soccer practice
  • Wii protective glasses - Don't go blind from playing with your Wii[/list:u]
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2006, 02:40:02 PM »

heh heh, the wii is coming in November, heh heh...

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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2006, 03:36:36 PM »

Wii will rock you!
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2006, 10:01:01 AM »

OMG Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2006, 06:22:23 PM »

Quote from: Revka
OMG Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

don't you mean OMG Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2006, 08:22:27 PM »

101 uses for a Wii.

If ya ain't seen brainiac you won't likely get it.
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