Topic: *Guys* Need help describing something (Read 12009 times)

LuciferSam · « **Reply #25 on:** December 02, 2006, 04:17:07 AM »

Quote from: LuciferSam on December 01, 2006, 08:36:10 AM

You should tell her that it would feel to her the same as the experience of her walking in on him having a wild caligulesque orgiastic burlesque ho-down with her mother, younger sister, and best friend. And clowns. Except in the loins.

I forgot to mention that you should also demonstrate to her, first hand, what that feels like.

Mikekillerus · « **Reply #26 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:51:50 AM »

well, i kinda followed the camels advice... she hit me. really hard, while i was lying down with my legs slightly open... i've never seen her so sorry in her life. i came home and it hurt to pee and i had a weird sticky film coming out... needless to say i got scared shitless.

btw, sorry for resing thread but i feel that i added something useful.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #27 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:34:37 AM »

Um...about the 'weird' sticky film...

Dark Shade · « **Reply #28 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:50:10 PM »

Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on January 15, 2007, 01:34:37 AM

Um...about the 'weird' sticky film...

You officially owe me a cup of coffee!

SHOULTZ · « **Reply #29 on:** January 16, 2007, 05:09:58 AM »

Stab her head with a dull spork, I don't know.

Say its a lot worst having a Charlie horse in your calf.

Mr_J_ · « **Reply #30 on:** January 16, 2007, 06:24:11 AM »

I guess that unless you kick her hard to the clitoris she won't really know.
Just tell her it's similar to that...

First it's overwhelming pain that takes your reasoning away, then this almost naucious feeling that comes from the genitalia up to your ears geting more powerfull as it goes. This last part finishes you off. You loose all strength in your body.

It's like your genitals are coming up and want to leave.

I guess you could ask her to spread her legs, and then wack her on the clitoris with a ruller to show how it should feel; more or less...

Mikekillerus · « **Reply #31 on:** January 17, 2007, 05:37:28 PM »

Mr.J i like your idea, maybe i will try it out, didnt know it hurts when a girl gets hit on the clitoris. btw, what would hurt more, a ruler or just like a soft punch?

Min · « **Reply #32 on:** January 17, 2007, 08:21:33 PM »

This thread was fascinating.

Thank you.

Min · « **Reply #33 on:** January 17, 2007, 08:22:22 PM »

Quote from: catwritr on November 29, 2006, 09:36:04 PM

Did you just call your balls unnecessary?

This was classic, by the way. Seriously...THANK YOU!

Vespertine · « **Reply #34 on:** January 17, 2007, 11:05:56 PM »

Quote from: Mikekillerus on January 17, 2007, 05:37:28 PM

Mr.J i like your idea, maybe i will try it out, didnt know it hurts when a girl gets hit on the clitoris. btw, what would hurt more, a ruler or just like a soft punch?

I really have to ask...you didn't know that it hurts to get your clit crushed??? Did you bother to read through all of the replies to your original post that described the excruciating nature of this injury? Are you ignorant of the fact that the clit is a tightly packed bundle of nerve endings? Do you know what a girl is?

On a different note, "maybe I will try it out"..."a ruler or a soft punch?". In all seriousness, what the hell is wrong with you? I truly hope that whoever this girl is, she beats you senseless then tells all of your friends about how she kicked your ass.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #35 on:** January 17, 2007, 11:09:44 PM »

Now now, how about we all just settle for saying that they BOTH hurt like hell for the respective parties, and swear off doing it? On a related note, did anybody hear about the Doomsday Clock going to five this weekend or something like that?

Vespertine · « **Reply #36 on:** January 17, 2007, 11:14:16 PM »

I think you're missing my point. I wasn't reigniting the argument about which one hurts worse.

TheJudge · « **Reply #37 on:** January 18, 2007, 08:03:53 AM »

Quote from: Vespertine on January 17, 2007, 11:05:56 PM

Do you know what a girl is?

Boys have penises! Girls have vaginas!

hackess · « **Reply #38 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Detta on January 17, 2007, 08:22:22 PM

This was classic, by the way. Seriously...THANK YOU!

I figured it shouldn't be a big deal if they're just unnecessary flaps of skin.

MISTER MASSACRE · « **Reply #39 on:** January 18, 2007, 04:18:07 PM »

Quote from: Vespertine on January 17, 2007, 11:05:56 PM

On a different note, "maybe I will try it out"..."a ruler or a soft punch?". In all seriousness, what the hell is wrong with you? I truly hope that whoever this girl is, she beats you senseless then tells all of your friends about how she kicked your ass.

If he is serious, I fervently hope both he and anyone stupid enough to try this mash each other's reproductive organs past the point of recovery.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #40 on:** January 18, 2007, 04:20:38 PM »

Quote from: Lacerda on January 18, 2007, 04:18:07 PM

If he is serious, I fervently hope both he and anyone stupid enough to try this mash each other's reproductive organs past the point of recovery.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeTU7ZUB07Q

Min · « **Reply #41 on:** January 18, 2007, 04:26:29 PM »

Quote from: Vespertine on January 17, 2007, 11:05:56 PM

Are you ignorant of the fact that the clit is a tightly packed bundle of nerve endings?

That's not just a few either. It's like 20,000 nerve endings.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #42 on:** January 18, 2007, 07:05:59 PM »

Quote from: catwritr on January 18, 2007, 01:24:38 PM

I figured it shouldn't be a big deal if they're just unnecessary flaps of skin.

You just described about a full 1/3 of the newbies we've been getting over the past few months.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #43 on:** January 18, 2007, 08:26:12 PM »

We should have a game behind the scenes in private messages to see if we can predict how many posts a n00b will be able to make before being banninated.

Min · « **Reply #44 on:** January 18, 2007, 08:27:53 PM »

We already do that in the secret forums.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #45 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:42:52 PM »

Yeah. How do you think I got all these Coolio Points?

Not because of my hairdo, I'll tell you that much.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #46 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Detta on January 18, 2007, 08:27:53 PM

We already do that in the secret forums.

How many virgins must I sacrifice before I'm allowed in there?

Min · « **Reply #47 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:50:10 PM »

Don't be mean to virgins.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #48 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Agent_Tachyon on January 18, 2007, 09:45:24 PM

How many virgins must I sacrifice before I'm allowed in there?

None. Just keep on keepin' on. You'll make it some day.

Agent_Tachyon · « **Reply #49 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:54:26 PM »

Will do, Worshipful Master.

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