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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #625 on: November 23, 2008, 11:38:30 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #626 on: November 26, 2008, 10:33:23 AM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on November 26, 2008, 09:30:35 AM
Anything to give you a false feeling of acceptance.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #627 on: November 26, 2008, 03:41:08 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on November 26, 2008, 03:23:26 PM
Never heard of it... I dislike sciencey things.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #628 on: November 30, 2008, 10:51:41 PM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on November 19, 2008, 04:25:30 PM
The Silmarillion is like the Bible, but with elves instead of all the Jews.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #629 on: December 01, 2008, 12:43:09 AM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on November 19, 2008, 04:25:30 PM
The Silmarillion is like the Bible, but with elves instead of all the Jews.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #630 on: December 03, 2008, 11:02:41 AM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #631 on: December 04, 2008, 12:52:51 AM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on December 03, 2008, 11:16:43 PM
Damn those gays, one slept on my car last night and left little gay prints on my windshield.
:-D
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #632 on: December 05, 2008, 09:56:40 AM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on December 04, 2008, 08:23:20 PM
something  shoot'er
in the cooter
something hooter
pearl necklace something cuter

You can probably now hide this forum again.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #633 on: December 05, 2008, 11:44:34 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on December 05, 2008, 10:58:21 AM
For The Future, Yo ?

I'm not sure why that's funny, but I almost choked on my coffee.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #634 on: December 05, 2008, 12:07:55 PM »
:-D Glad someone got it.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #635 on: December 05, 2008, 12:51:14 PM »
Quote from: ivan on December 05, 2008, 12:41:39 PM
quote author=Demosthenes link=topic=6346.msg106258#msg106258 date=1228498731]
Pretty well, most of the time.  Though to be fair, sometimes I do fuck it up.


GODDAMMIT!


Buhwahahaha!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #636 on: December 06, 2008, 12:54:38 AM »
Quote from: ihatecliches on December 05, 2008, 09:01:43 PM
True, but I meet him in my dreams most nights in a raging torrent of hot Tarantino-esque chainsaw sex.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #637 on: December 07, 2008, 05:22:57 AM »
Quote from: Jaepheth on December 05, 2008, 11:58:22 PM
Though now I have this hilarious image of a blinking light telling that guy "Your ass is ajar, your ass is ajar."
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #638 on: December 11, 2008, 12:15:46 PM »
Quote from: Double Botch on December 11, 2008, 06:22:31 AM
We'll start with a base score of 10/10. This is because we'll assume it's not a fake video.

-3 points for failure to inform the audience. No one really knows what the hell this video's about for the first half of it.
7/10

-5 points for the self-aggrandizement. Starting from the shot of his vein riddled forearm and ending with him screaming semi-intelligibly in the canyon it seemed like one big personal ad aimed at catching a rebound chick who can appreciate his interest in his own muscles.
2/10

-2 points for playing on people's sympathies by advocating for cancer charities while fishing for pity hookups.
0/10

+1 for advocating cancer charities despite the fact that he's fishing for pity hookups.
1/10

+2 for playing the Dragonheart score in the background. You demean the music, but at least it was played.
3/10

Final score 3/10. Fail.

HECTAR!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #639 on: December 11, 2008, 12:18:41 PM »
Quote from: Novice on December 11, 2008, 01:04:55 AM
You're right. My drones must have stopped bombing the place for some reason. I'll get on that.

Heh.  +1.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #640 on: December 11, 2008, 12:26:35 PM »
Quote from: ivan on December 11, 2008, 11:10:22 AM
The abhorence of your racist views is only exceeded, then, by your taste in music.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #641 on: December 11, 2008, 12:34:03 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on December 11, 2008, 12:05:17 PM
Recent photo of me.  Caught me off guard, that's why I'm not smiling.  I think I may have blinked, too, hence the odd expression on my face.



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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #642 on: December 11, 2008, 12:41:55 PM »
Hey, not everybody can pull of a picture of themselves as their primary avatar.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #643 on: December 11, 2008, 12:44:34 PM »
Is that headgear Ginsu? Or just regular steak-type?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #644 on: December 11, 2008, 12:54:39 PM »
Ginsu.  With my helm, I can cut through an aluminum soda can, and afterward still slice cleanly through a ripe tomato.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #645 on: December 11, 2008, 12:55:55 PM »
Or a hapless hobbit.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #646 on: December 11, 2008, 12:58:07 PM »
To-may-toh, to-mah-toh.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #647 on: December 11, 2008, 09:35:40 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on December 11, 2008, 12:41:55 PM
Hey, not everybody can pull of a picture of themselves as their primary avatar.

You're right, few of us can.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #648 on: December 12, 2008, 11:02:11 AM »
Indeed.

I owe mine to an annonymous artist at TCM. This is probably rendered from a frame in Breakfast at Tiffany's. Someday I will get the film on DVD and watch for this shot.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #649 on: December 12, 2008, 11:30:48 AM »
I love it when a plan comes together.
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