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Author Topic: Jesus Christ They Learn Fast  (Read 1330 times)

Joe Sixpack

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Jesus Christ They Learn Fast
« on: January 25, 2008, 02:57:00 PM »
I had a little car trouble this morning, so I had to hike back home before the wife left to drop the kid off at school.  We went the back way so we could pick up a couple things from the car.  Here is a transcript:

Little Maddie Sixpack: We're going the wrong way.  This isn't the way to school.  This is the way to grandma's house.

Me:  We are going to school.  This is just the back way.

LMS:  No it's not, this is the way to grandma's.

Me:  We're going to school.

LMS:  Are you sure?

Me:  Of course!  Trust me!

LMS: ... Mama?


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"God places cherubim with a flaming sword east of Eden to guard the Tree of Life from the ambitions of man.

Cherubim is plural; Genesis 3:24 specifies one flaming sword. Presumably flaming swords were in short supply."

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Re: Jesus Christ They Learn Fast
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 03:32:27 PM »
the kid's clearly a genius.
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