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#HN Bash
« on: June 05, 2008, 10:57:55 AM »

<&scoff> I just noticed I used the wrong "its" up there
<&scoff> I need to go do penance
* &reimero destroys Shifty's cubicle to Pretending
<&BizB> How about 3 Hail Boberts?
<&scoff> haha
<Bobert> Word has all the boberts.
<&Mr_Shifty> bwahahahahah "Hail Bobert"
<Bobert> Bobert bobert bobert.
<&BizB> Hail Bobert full of Hurrrr.  Blessed are thee among bots...
<&reimero> ROFL
<&Mr_Shifty> Bobert just did 3 Hail Boberts
<Bobert> Pretty soon bobert will be a lesbian though.  Bots don't have enough power to bring my copy of "advanced charts & tables phonebook-sized edition (now with extra hurrrr.
<&scoff> whoa
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: How many boberts does it do everything that gets about 3 hail boberts.
<&BizB> Bobert are you removing the penor?
<Bobert> BizB: 2 Of the mammoth research is seeing how their products and gets in i'm going to have in front of me i was under the guise of it by removing the scoring and adding back in the penor.
<&scoff> Bobert sounds like he's getting some kind of work done
<&scoff> Scoring sounds painful
<&BizB> Hail Bobert, Full of Hurrr.  The webernet is with thee.  Blessed art thou among bots and blessed is the fruit of thy code, C++.  Holy Bobert, bringer of funny, make with the funny now and at the time we log off.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 10:59:23 AM »

I kind of wish Bobert was a person, just because you know he'd look totally crazy.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 01:15:06 PM »

Oh yeah... Something like the crazy cat lady on The Simpsons.

03:11PM <BizB> Hail Bobert!
03:11PM <Bobert> Bobert bobert bobert.
03:11PM <BizB> bobert, you forgot 'amen'.
03:12PM <Bobert> BizB: I'm baffled that ron howard and tom hanks to tell me i
          can't get msn messenger to work with just refinanced locked in the
          end.  Amen.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 01:16:28 PM »

<&scoff> I will make up hypothetical situations
<&Mr_Shifty> suppose, just for a moment, scoff, that *I* made up a hypothetical situation
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 08:20:07 AM »

10:13AM <scoff> People around here can be insane about their "Timmy's," but
          it's usually in regard to the coffee, not the donuts
10:13AM <reimero> Ahhhh
<The_FOO> yeah
10:14AM <scoff> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED MY TIMMY'S IN THE MORNING OR I AM
          A MESS
10:14AM <scoff> Jesus lady, stay the hell away from actual drugs then
10:14AM <reimero> Heheheeheh
10:14AM <scoff> Which isn't to say that caffeine isn't a drug
10:15AM <scoff> I have coffee pretty much every day
10:15AM <scoff> And I definitely notice when I don't
10:15AM <reimero> Yeah
10:15AM <scoff> Stupid C8H10N4O2
10:15AM <reimero> I do too.
10:15AM <reimero> Mostly because we have it at wr0k and don't have to pay
10:16AM <scoff> I make it at home
<The_FOO> noice
10:16AM <reimero> It's a departmental perk
10:16AM <scoff> I am not a morning person by any stretch
10:16AM <reimero> Get it?  "Perk!"  AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
10:16AM <scoff> heh
10:16AM <reimero> oki'llshutupnow.
10:16AM <scoff> That's funnier if you imagine the person telling that joke
          wide-eyed and shaking while clutching a cup of coffee that's
          spilling all over them
10:16AM <reimero> ROFL
10:17AM <scoff> The laughter interspersed with screams of pain as the coffee
          scalds them
10:17AM <scoff> AHAHA-ARRRRR-AHGAHAHAHAHA-AWHHAHAHAAAAAA
<The_FOO> *rofl*
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 11:55:22 AM »

<The_FOO> Nice noo sig Reim.
01:25PM <reimero> fanx
<The_FOO> I'm not too sure about the goatse part though.
01:25PM <reimero> heheheh
<The_FOO> Bobert: tell me about goatse
01:26PM <Bobert> The_FOO: I'd argue they failed you when you get it to you
          further about the goatse part though.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 01:32:08 PM »

<BizB> Bobert nex
<Bobert> BizB: : Tell nex i wish i could have been misinterpreting these termination orders all this time... They actually seem like a nice fedora for work.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2008, 01:59:36 PM »

lol
" I could make a hat, I could make plane; look! A pteradactyl! "
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 12:54:02 PM »

<bobert> Nex and I may have just casually ridden off with a cattle prod.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 01:04:28 PM »

[13:59] * Mr_Shifty is now known as Mr_Shifty|launch
[14:01] <&BizB> I think they faked the Shifty launch
[14:02] <&BizB> Look, the shadows are all in the wrong spots like there are more than one light source
[14:02] <&The_FOO> heh
[14:02] <&scoff> His head *does* reflect a lot of light...
[14:02] * &scoff runs
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 02:30:29 PM »

Keep runnin', scoff.  You just keep runnin'.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 03:57:52 PM »

05:52PM <nex> so when the big brain comes online, it can simply use the net as
          it's memory
05:53PM <Mr_Shifty> I'm eagerly awaiting the day I can plug my brane into that
          and become an entity of pure energy and thought
05:53PM <Mr_Shifty> powerful, nay, quasi-omnipotent
05:53PM <Mr_Shifty> and shake off the shackles of this filthy fleshbag
05:54PM <nex> indeed
05:54PM <nex> though I do kinda like my cock
05:55PM <Mr_Shifty> Where we're going, we don't NEED cock
05:55PM <Mr_Shifty> </doc_brown>
<The_FOO> damn... transgender surgery for all?
05:55PM <Mr_Shifty> the largest sexual organ in the human body is the brain
<The_FOO> speak for yourself shorty. ;-)
05:56PM <Mr_Shifty> who needs cock when you can expand your mind and
          consciousness to transcend the need for mortal bodies?
05:56PM <Mr_Shifty> bwahahaha
05:56PM ≡ Mr_Shifty/#hn knocks something off The_FOO's desk with his mind
<The_FOO> Hey! Leave my cock alone!
05:57PM <Mr_Shifty> Bobert: cock
05:57PM <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: And i don't need cock.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 04:21:29 PM »

I wanna talk to bobert too... what's the address for the chat?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 04:22:38 PM »

irc.gotthegeek.com
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 04:22:51 PM »

Bobert
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2008, 07:37:46 PM »

Keep runnin', scoff.  You just keep runnin'.

I've been running down a dream...goin' wherever it leads.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008, 08:36:13 PM »

i used to wish tom petty was my dad..

..and johnny cash my grandfather.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2008, 02:55:24 PM »

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Damn FOO's webernet connection!   :|
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2008, 10:56:27 AM »

It's better now!
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2008, 11:20:10 AM »

It's better now!

Not now though.   :-(
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2008, 11:42:28 AM »

Not now though.   :-(

See the chat room thread. IP changed so DNS needs to update.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2008, 02:36:34 PM »

* You are now known as Fran_Tarkenton
<Mr_Shifty> LOL
* zorgon is now known as Mean_Joe_Greene
* Fran_Tarkenton scrambles
* Mr_Shifty is now known as John_Davidson
* Mean_Joe_Greene chases Fran_Tarkenton
<John_Davidson> wait
<John_Davidson> I thought we were doing a "That's Incredible!" reunion show
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2008, 11:56:46 AM »

<scoff>     First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out -
<scoff>     because I was not a Socialist.
<scoff>     Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out -
<scoff>     because I was not a Trade Unionist.
<scoff>     Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out -
<scoff>     because I was not a Jew.
<scoff> Then they came for me - and I was like "OH HELL NO" and put on my sunglasses and kicked them through an office window
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2010, 10:33:00 AM »

(during a conversation about the new Microsoft "Slate" tablet PCs)

<@Mr_Shifty> from what I've been reading, you'll be pretty much useless on one of them with fingers only
<@hackess> ...that's what she said?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2010, 04:14:08 PM »

< clear_runway> i just formatted the partition
<@Mr_Shifty> </that's_what_she_said>
< clear_runway> yada yada yada, full install
<@Mr_Shifty> </that's_what_she_said>
< clear_runway> shoulda made a bigger virtual drive
<@Mr_Shifty> </that's_what_she_said>
<@Mr_Shifty> W.T.F.
< clear_runway> itll still fit
<@Mr_Shifty> ok, now you're doing it on purpose
<@hackess> I doubt it
<@hackess> He's not smart enough for that
<@Mr_Shifty> LOL
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