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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #850 on: October 01, 2010, 01:23:32 PM »
True

IBTNPTP  prefers the Andes variety to the Linux variety.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #851 on: October 27, 2010, 04:22:16 PM »
False!

IBTNPTP is a self-professed geek.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #852 on: January 04, 2011, 08:53:44 AM »
True, but that's a bit easy isn't it. =)

IBTNPTP Likes Dr.Who more than Firefly.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #853 on: January 04, 2011, 05:03:03 PM »
False, but I have no idea who it is.

IBTNFTPITHT doesn't have as ridiculous deadlines at work as I do.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #854 on: January 04, 2011, 05:20:27 PM »
True: Christmas and new year are over so the humble bar tender can go back to not getting slammed by a waiting list the size of her boyfriends cock, and tables as full as your mother was last night with my cock? Too far? I don't know... Please tell me someone has a dead mother so I can throw necrophilia on top of that.

IBTHPTP doesn't know what a smizmar is.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #855 on: July 30, 2011, 03:21:24 AM »
Absolutely true, though I promise to Google it later.

IBTNP hates/hated high school.

Also: ^^^ B-B-BUMP! Sorry, I know I have a fair chance of being beheaded.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #856 on: July 30, 2011, 08:43:26 AM »
Uh, I never went to High School. No idea how to answer that.
Home school rocks though.

IBTNP doesn't wear shorts... ever.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #857 on: July 30, 2011, 11:35:04 AM »
Quote from: h4wt_b3t4 on July 30, 2011, 03:21:24 AM
Also: ^^^ B-B-BUMP! Sorry, I know I have a fair chance of being beheaded.

No, it's fine. The thing is, most of us know what a Smizmar is. All of us "True"ers wanted to wait to see if there was someone who didn't know what a Smizmar is. Thereby uncovering the member who is not a fan of Futurama.
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Also, False. Kansas gets hot.

IBTNP is happy the NFL lockout is over.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2011, 11:38:25 AM by Novice »
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #858 on: July 30, 2011, 09:47:44 PM »
False, I couldn't give a damn about football.

IBTNP thinks the above statement is sacrilege.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #859 on: July 31, 2011, 09:44:53 PM »
False, I don't care for football at all.

IBTNP has licked an inanimate object they were told not to lick.

Also,

Quote from: Novice on July 30, 2011, 11:35:04 AM
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #860 on: August 01, 2011, 03:56:10 AM »
False.

IBTNPTP likes a watersport (excluding swimming)
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #861 on: August 01, 2011, 12:31:02 PM »
False.

IBTNP doesn't like Tolkien.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #862 on: August 02, 2011, 08:45:34 AM »
False. I never knew the guy.

IBTNP has seen a movie with Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton in it.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #863 on: August 02, 2011, 08:50:55 AM »
Quote from: Juggstown Massacre on August 02, 2011, 08:45:34 AM
False. I never knew the guy.

IBTNP has seen a movie with Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton in it.

True.  "The Terminator".

IBTNP used to eat things they dropped on the floor because of the "five second rule", but stopped after they saw that Mythbusters episode on the subject.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #864 on: August 02, 2011, 01:19:20 PM »
False. I still eat things I've dropped on the floor.

IBTNP didn't know that the dirtiest place in a public bathroom is the door handle inside. The one you must grab on the way out.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #865 on: August 02, 2011, 01:31:58 PM »
False, BizB informed us of that already

IBTNGFTPITHT has not had genital warts.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #866 on: August 02, 2011, 02:53:59 PM »
True, thankfully.

IBTNP doesn't know where the confounded bridge is, either.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #867 on: August 02, 2011, 03:20:44 PM »
True, but I'll bet Robert Plant doesn't either.

IBTNP has been dazed and confused for so long it's not true.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #868 on: August 02, 2011, 04:39:30 PM »
True.
IBTNP wanted a woman; never bargained for two...
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #869 on: August 02, 2011, 07:36:30 PM »
True, as far as it goes.

IBTNP's soul was created below.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #870 on: August 03, 2011, 10:05:20 AM »
False.

IBTNP works hard bringin' home their hard earned pay.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #871 on: August 03, 2011, 12:13:34 PM »
Oh, you betcha.

IBTNP has been to London, seen seven wonders, and knows to trip is just to fall.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #872 on: March 20, 2012, 02:10:24 PM »
Nope.

IBTNPTPITHT didn't have Bailey's creme brulee on Saturday night.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #873 on: March 20, 2012, 03:46:21 PM »
True

IBTNP owns a bathing suit.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #874 on: March 20, 2012, 05:12:44 PM »
Yep, several.

IBTNPTP has dual citizenship.
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