Topic: IBTNP (Read 156103 times)

Wunderkind · « **Reply #875 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:29:12 PM »

Nope

IBTNP is a jedi.

hackess · « **Reply #876 on:** March 21, 2012, 03:32:33 PM »

All Dark Side, all the time.

IBTNP has been to China.

Vespertine · « **Reply #877 on:** March 22, 2012, 11:30:01 PM »

Nope.

IBNTP isn't kicking around the idea of firebombing their management chain.

reimero · « **Reply #878 on:** March 23, 2012, 08:06:22 AM »

There have been times the thought has crossed my mind, even if I am generally pacifist.

IBTNP doesn't celebrate Fish Stick Fridays

Min · « **Reply #879 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:15:06 PM »

HA! Something similar, my friend. Enrique's not into fishsticks but we still don't eat meat on fridays during lent. It's a shame because fishsticks is the only fish I actually like (besides tuna in a can).

IBTNP doesn't know who Foofa is.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #880 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:36:15 PM »

True.

IBTNP can sing the "Soft Kitty" song.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #881 on:** March 23, 2012, 03:26:05 PM »

If I knew the words, I guess.

IBTNP is just demo in disguise and will deny it profusely.

hackess · « **Reply #882 on:** March 23, 2012, 05:35:04 PM »

Negatory. If I was Demo, why would I deny it? Besides, there's documented proof that we're two different people.

IBTNP didn't eat a cupcake today.

reimero · « **Reply #883 on:** March 26, 2012, 02:20:18 PM »

Correct. I have not eaten a cupcake today.

IBTNP has never listened to "Nails" by the Look People.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #884 on:** March 26, 2012, 07:13:42 PM »

True.

IBTNP is in possession of at least one human bone.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #885 on:** March 26, 2012, 08:47:13 PM »

True. 206 of them, in fact.

IBTNP hates Spam (the canned meat, not the emails).

Timberwolf 1.0 · « **Reply #886 on:** March 26, 2012, 10:16:36 PM »

Tried it last week, fried like bacon in cracked pepper-not horrible except that smack a pound of lard on my butt and get it over with thing.

IBTNP prefers to be barefoot in the summer.

hackess · « **Reply #887 on:** March 28, 2012, 10:40:53 AM »

Guilty as charged.

IBTNP has subscribed to a magazine within the last year.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #888 on:** March 28, 2012, 02:12:08 PM »

negative. I'm not a fan of waiting a month for something that i can finish cover to cover in less than a half hour.

IBTNP has been guilty of overusing a meme at some point.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #889 on:** March 28, 2012, 06:39:19 PM »

I don't understand. You can overuse them?

IBTNP knows what bubble tea is.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #890 on:** March 28, 2012, 07:53:46 PM »

Yep.

IBTNPTP didn't know that Earl Scruggs died.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #891 on:** March 30, 2012, 05:35:24 AM »

Who?

IBTNP has never had donuts fried at an altitude of approximately 14,000 feet. (btw: they're delicious)

reimero · « **Reply #892 on:** April 05, 2012, 09:08:11 AM »

Nope.

IBTNP has never smoked or cured their own bacon. Mmmmmm.....bacon....

Wunderkind · « **Reply #893 on:** April 07, 2012, 07:59:17 AM »

I don't smoke but I have cured bacon before.

IBTNP knows what Gravlax is.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #894 on:** April 07, 2012, 09:35:34 AM »

Yep. Never had it though. I tend to stick with sashimi.

IBTNPTPITHT remembers Detrimus from HN.

TerrorDronze · « **Reply #895 on:** April 10, 2012, 04:12:10 PM »

Who?

IBTNP partakes of the awesomeness that is a hookah from time to time.

BizB · « **Reply #896 on:** April 20, 2012, 06:12:10 PM »

False.

IBTNP does not wear a helmet when s/he rides a bicycle.

Timberwolf 1.0 · « **Reply #897 on:** April 22, 2012, 05:14:27 PM »

Absolutely correct

IBTNB has already realized they now quote their parents

reimero · « **Reply #898 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:55:53 AM »

True.

IBTNP sets the bar for "comfort food" (meatloaf, for instance) with $maternal_figure's being the gold standard to which none other can aspire.

Banshee · « **Reply #899 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:19:48 PM »

Quote from: reimero on April 23, 2012, 10:55:53 AM

True.

IBTNP sets the bar for "comfort food" (meatloaf, for instance) with $maternal_figure's being the gold standard to which none other can aspire.

False. My mom can't cook.

IBTNP can usually count on friends from college being always ready to welcome their presence even after long absences.

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