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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #900 on: May 02, 2012, 07:57:58 AM »
False, I had no friends in college.

IBTNP is one of those annoying morning people.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #901 on: May 02, 2012, 08:05:11 AM »
False, it is very difficult for me to get moving in the morning. Especially without coffee.

IBTNP frequently skips breakfast.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #902 on: May 02, 2012, 10:59:25 AM »
False. Breakfast is not only the more important meal of the day, it's frequently the most delicious.

IBTNPTPITHT has a pet with a person's name.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #903 on: May 02, 2012, 03:55:57 PM »
True, Petrov (or Pepe as he is informally known) is a Russian Blue male feline of the domestic variety.

IBTNP never thought of calling goldfish 'Kitty Skittles'.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #904 on: May 02, 2012, 07:30:53 PM »
True.

IBTNPTP also misses Bananaskittles
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #905 on: May 04, 2012, 11:34:56 AM »
Meh.  Didn't know 'em that well

IBTNPTP is not working on their doctorate.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #906 on: May 04, 2012, 12:00:24 PM »
Sort of true, I was going to get around to it some day.  Maybe I'll get an honorary doctorate in procrastination.

IBTNPTP did not have a Chewy Wookie donut at Psycho Donuts.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #907 on: May 04, 2012, 01:38:00 PM »
No, but i want to try this:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150708463165728&set=a.115905285727.109429.12489745727&type=3

IBTNP Has done this:  :slap at least once in their life.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #908 on: May 07, 2012, 08:33:58 AM »
False. My friends, family, and myself are all punchers, not slappers.

IBTNP has played paintball and enjoyed it.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #909 on: May 07, 2012, 11:11:06 AM »
too entirely true.

IBTNP can relate to the song "I'm Awesome", by Spose.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #910 on: May 07, 2012, 11:56:04 AM »
I ..



'Spose.

IBTNPTPITHT just lost the game.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #911 on: May 07, 2012, 06:41:28 PM »
True

IBTNP isn't attending a eight-month-old's funeral tomorrow.  :cry:
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #912 on: May 08, 2012, 10:53:55 AM »
True.


IBTNP has had their hopes for the global economy and STEM industries re-energized by Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson in the past 2 years.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #913 on: May 09, 2012, 06:10:37 PM »
False. I think we're fucked.

IBTNP didn't have their state set their domestic laws back about 100 years as a total embarrassment last night. (So ashamed to be a North Carolinian right now)
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #914 on: May 09, 2012, 07:14:58 PM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on May 09, 2012, 06:10:37 PM
False. I think we're fucked.

IBTNP didn't have their state set their domestic laws back about 100 years as a total embarrassment last night. (So ashamed to be a North Carolinian right now)

True. My state will be doing it later this year.

But come on, it's a slippery slope.  If you let the gays marry each other, what next?

Blacks marrying whites?  Get serious!

IBTNP has a neck ache.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #915 on: May 10, 2012, 09:44:15 AM »
False.

IBTNP is destroying his/her cubicle to a relatively obscure track.
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« Reply #916 on: May 22, 2012, 11:02:51 AM »
I don't have a cubicle anymore.

IBTNP secretly thinks they're not as awesome as they let on.
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« Reply #917 on: May 22, 2012, 10:19:17 PM »
False. I'm freaking amazing and I know it.

IBTNP can tell the difference between a beech tree and birch tree.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #918 on: May 22, 2012, 10:53:54 PM »
True.

IBTNP thinks Billy Connolly is fricken hilarious.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #919 on: June 04, 2012, 05:34:35 PM »
True.

IBTNP has a friend on Facebook.
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« Reply #920 on: June 14, 2012, 08:14:49 AM »
True.  IBTNP has a Facebook friend whose birthday is today.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #921 on: June 17, 2012, 06:19:51 PM »
True!  It's Little Timmy's birthday!

IBTNP drank beer today.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #922 on: June 17, 2012, 11:16:18 PM »
False.

IBTNP drank gin today.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #923 on: June 23, 2012, 09:56:00 AM »
False, gin is gross.

IBTNP has made their own home-brew tasty adult beverage before.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #924 on: June 26, 2012, 12:04:10 PM »
False. Give me a couple years.

IBTNP has cursed in the last twelve hours.
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