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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #925 on: June 26, 2012, 06:57:47 PM »
True.  In the last twelve minutes even.

IBTNP hasn't heard Korn's new album.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #926 on: June 26, 2012, 07:11:25 PM »
True, assuming you mean the one they released in the 90s isn't their new one.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #927 on: June 26, 2012, 10:30:41 PM »
FALSE

IBTNP doesn't have a cat sleeping next to their computer.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #928 on: June 27, 2012, 12:29:56 PM »
TRUE.

IBTNP isn't wearing socks.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #929 on: June 27, 2012, 03:55:06 PM »
True

IBTNPTPITHT doesn't own a traditional farm animal.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #930 on: June 27, 2012, 05:47:28 PM »
In Soviet Russia, traditional farm animal owns you.  Nope, not unless you count a mutt.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #931 on: June 28, 2012, 12:56:45 AM »
False.  I'm at home. Drunk again.

IBTNP hasn't worried about how they look today.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #932 on: July 09, 2012, 10:21:08 PM »
False.

IBTNP obtained illegal fireworks for the 4th (of July).
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #933 on: July 13, 2012, 07:38:31 AM »
False.

IBTNP has dreamed of mustard in a tube.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #934 on: July 13, 2012, 07:40:38 AM »
True

IBTNPTP

Has never had a colonoscopy.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #935 on: July 15, 2012, 01:23:02 AM »
True, and hopefully not for a while yet.

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Doesn't get called to the bathroom in order to wipe someone else's butt.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #936 on: July 18, 2012, 12:50:50 AM »
False

It's funny, he'll slam the door and say "still pooping", then he'll want help sometimes.

IBTNPTPITT is not a CFO of an LLC.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #937 on: July 18, 2012, 05:21:08 PM »
True.  But I know one.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #938 on: July 19, 2012, 11:10:52 AM »
true, but charmingly so.

IBTNP couldn't have accurately guessed that I would make this statement.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #939 on: July 19, 2012, 01:13:10 PM »
Unsure. Based on the info you provided below your avatar, "I'm not narcissistic, I'm just awesome.", I may have able to make a fairly accurate assumption.

IBTNP doesn't have auditors from a major drug manufacturer walking around the workplace currently.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #940 on: July 19, 2012, 02:47:08 PM »
Unable to respond. I'm not at work right now, but we do have a table of those that come in to eat every Tuesday.

IBTNP lives inside city limits.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #941 on: July 20, 2012, 09:04:32 AM »
Sorta false, I live only within the limits of physics...  I merely reside in Colorado Springs.

IBTNP wants to take over the world with an army of rabid waffle irons.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #942 on: September 06, 2012, 09:58:17 PM »
False.  I want to take over the world with a pack of rabid corgis.

IBTNPTP hasn't been here in a while.


What part of Colorado Springs, TD?  I used to live there a long time ago.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #943 on: September 10, 2012, 12:14:10 AM »
Holy shit, true!

IBTNPTPITT is resting their elbows on the table/desk as they read this.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #944 on: September 10, 2012, 09:44:40 AM »
Negative, I only geekery from my bed.

IBTNP also just realized that everything they loved from their childhood is officially vintage.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #945 on: September 12, 2012, 01:45:12 AM »
Almost, but not quite all of it yet.

IBTNP has an engineering degree of some kind.


@ Demo:  I was living over by Airport and Murray, but now I'm up by Academy and Austin Bluffs.  Convenient, given that I've recently become a full-time mech e. student at UCCS.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #946 on: September 13, 2012, 12:14:42 PM »
Nope. BA in Biologogy, Biotechnology, and an MS in Biology, Cell & Molecular.

IBTNP hasn't shaved for at least 3 days.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #947 on: September 15, 2012, 05:08:57 PM »
True.  I last shaved 6 days ago.

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@ Demo:  I was living over by Airport and Murray, but now I'm up by Academy and Austin Bluffs.  Convenient, given that I've recently become a full-time mech e. student at UCCS.

Ah, I know just where that is.  When I was in Colorado Springs, I lived for a while on Bonfoy Ave., just off Union by Constitution.  Then when I lived with my Aunt Lois, it was up on Dublin Loop West, right off of North Academy.

When I was in Manitou I lived on High Street.  Manitou sucked though.

IBTNPTP has never been to any of these places.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #948 on: September 19, 2012, 02:54:27 PM »
True.

I bet the next person to post will not do so for at least 2 weeks.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #949 on: October 12, 2012, 12:07:36 PM »
True.

@Demo:  Brew pubs, crazy people and mountains....  what's not to like?
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