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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #475 on: December 16, 2008, 03:10:20 PM »
True.  It's another futile attempt to keep inflating the economy past what the free market's natural equilibrium says it should be valued.

IBTNP sings out loud while wearing headphones when they think nobody is around.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #476 on: December 16, 2008, 03:41:41 PM »
False.

IBTNP has at least 15 close relatives.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #477 on: December 16, 2008, 03:53:35 PM »
False.

IBTNP didn't realize until just now that the 'Whisky' in the Weird Tingly Feeling filter is spelled wrong.



P.S. Should be 'whiskey'.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #478 on: December 16, 2008, 03:59:09 PM »
False.  Both are technically correct, depending on which beverage is being described (i.e., scotch whisky is spelled without the "e", and bourbon whiskey has an "e" in it).

IBTNP likes to argue.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #479 on: December 16, 2008, 04:13:16 PM »
True.

IBTNP tries to avoid argumentation.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #480 on: December 16, 2008, 04:34:04 PM »
True, because usually it's a waste of my valuable time.

IBTNP, upon reading this:

Quote from: Demosthenes on December 16, 2008, 03:10:20 PM
IBTNP sings out loud while wearing headphones when they think nobody is around.

immediately thought of this: ROHHHHK SAAAAAHHHN!
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #481 on: December 16, 2008, 04:35:15 PM »
False.

IBTNP does not know their IQ.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #482 on: December 16, 2008, 04:37:04 PM »
False.  I do know it.

IBTNP upon seeing this:

Quote from: ivan on December 16, 2008, 04:34:04 PM
True, because usually it's a waste of my valuable time.

IBTNP, upon reading this:

immediately thought of this: ROHHHHK SAAAAAHHHN!


Thought KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #483 on: December 16, 2008, 07:30:01 PM »
True

IBTNPTP has never seen the Khennnn photoshop.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #484 on: December 16, 2008, 08:43:34 PM »
False... but I don't remember where I saw it.

IBTNP wasn't awoken by screaming child last night.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #485 on: December 16, 2008, 08:54:26 PM »
True

IBT Previous person is mistaken about Khennnnn photoshop
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #486 on: December 16, 2008, 10:00:36 PM »
There is a high probability we aren't speaking of the same photoshop, but then, you weren't very specific.

IBTNP couldn't care less what day the winter solstice is on.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #487 on: December 16, 2008, 10:40:12 PM »
True.  I could care more, but I don't.

IBTNP  doesn't 'get' the attraction to gambling. Or 'gets' it; just doesn't feel it.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #488 on: December 17, 2008, 12:57:10 AM »
True. I don't mind a game of Blackjack every now and then, but I fail to see how people get addicted to it.

IBTNP doesn't know the etymology of their last name.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #489 on: December 17, 2008, 01:25:15 AM »
False... sort of, I kind of know in a vague generic sort of sense.

IBTNP Has never had absinthe, but wants to try it.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #490 on: December 17, 2008, 02:53:58 AM »
False and I don't want to try it again.

IBTNP went to a boarding school.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #491 on: December 17, 2008, 04:36:26 AM »
False. I went to the local bush school.

IBTNP has tried the ol' snorting-the-string-through-the-nose-and-coughing-it-out-the-mouth-party-trick.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #492 on: December 17, 2008, 04:58:37 AM »
False. The parties I used to go to didn't cut out lines of string to snort.

IBTNP takes issue with Selective Service being mandatory at 18; but purchasing alcohol being forbidden until 21.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #493 on: December 17, 2008, 05:03:55 AM »
True.

IBTNP takes issue with the fact that you can sign your own DNR (do not resuscitate/revive) at 18; but purchasing alcohol is forbidden until 21.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #494 on: December 17, 2008, 05:30:46 AM »
True.

 IBTNP takes issue with the blue laws; specifically because they are direct imposition of one religious point of view on an entire population by law.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #495 on: December 17, 2008, 05:37:50 AM »
True.

IBTNP doesn't live in a "blue" county. (As opposed to a strictly "dry" county.)
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #496 on: December 17, 2008, 08:37:07 AM »
False. I unfortunately live in a county that is both. Yep. Somehow beer and wine is different from liquor. But you can't have ANY of it on The Sabbath. But you already knew that.

IBTNP is thinking "W7F? No alcohol on Sunday?"
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #497 on: December 17, 2008, 09:08:26 AM »
False.  I remember the 1970s.

IBTNP would love to attend my potluck lunch today so they could share in...

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #498 on: December 17, 2008, 03:44:47 PM »
False.  I have absolutely no idea what that is.  Please don't hurt me.

IBT previous person wants to hurt me.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #499 on: December 17, 2008, 03:52:07 PM »
False. BizB doesn't seem the violent type.
Quote from: BizB on December 17, 2008, 09:08:26 AM
False.  I remember the 1970s.

IBTNP would love to attend my potluck lunch today so they could share in...

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At first I thought it was a bacon lasagna. Now I have no idea what the hell it is.

IBTNP wears a watch every day.
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