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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2008, 11:37:26 AM »
Quote from: ivan on December 11, 2008, 11:32:20 AM
Same as the common term "strong atheism". People intuitively understand what "hard" implies, so I use it in mixed company.
Ah, hmm. Seems I've always marked that in my mind as being agnosticism vs. atheism, rather than weak vs. strong atheism. The wikipedia article doesn't do much to disambiguate that. But I get the picture.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2008, 11:44:00 AM »
Muhammad was Asian.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2008, 11:44:51 AM »
....wait - should I split that off to another thread?






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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2008, 11:50:19 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on December 11, 2008, 11:44:00 AM
Muhammad was Asian.

Englishpeople call everyone east of Dover "asian".
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2008, 11:52:52 AM »
So was Muhammed also a cofee caramel frappe colour.

Or was he white?
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2008, 11:55:22 AM »
Are we talking the hitorical Muhammed, or the mythical Muhammed? Because the mythical Muhuammad can be any... oh, fuck it.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2008, 11:57:49 AM »
Hehehe. I think he was a sort of day-old-mayonaise yellow. Mythically speaking.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2008, 12:00:06 PM »
Historically speaking, I could say he was blue. Supposedly they aren't to view his image, amirite?
 So who says I wouldn't be correct in my Blue Muhammad?
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2008, 12:04:47 PM »
huh.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2008, 12:06:32 PM by ivan »
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2008, 12:05:19 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on December 11, 2008, 12:00:06 PM
Historically speaking, I could say he was blue. Supposedly they aren't to view his image, amirite?
 So who says I wouldn't be correct in my Blue Muhammad?
That raises an interesting wrinkle.
Does that mean they can't look at *any* image of a man, for fear that it may happen to look like Muhammed?
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2008, 12:09:31 PM »
To say that (that a man looks like Muhammad) would probably get you killed.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2008, 12:26:17 PM »
Is that allowed? :cry:
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2008, 12:28:16 PM »
Nah, he's way revered. Swy they freaked about the Dutch cartoons. Touchy, touchy. 
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2008, 07:03:30 PM »
Quote from: RubberFingerStan on December 11, 2008, 11:52:52 AM
So was Muhammed also a cofee caramel frappe colour.

Or was he white?

Muhammed had a face full of fire all the time so I'll say 'red, orange, and all burny'
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2008, 01:00:42 AM »
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Muhammed had a face full of fire all the time so I'll say 'red, orange, and all burny'

Was he cross about something?
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2008, 08:54:21 PM »


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Muhammed had a face full of fire all the time so I'll say 'red, orange, and all burny'

Was he cross about something?



That would have been so much funnier if you were still talkin' 'bout the Cheeezus.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2008, 05:40:05 AM »
So has anyone done a search on jesus+muhammed+gautama+zoroaster+porn?
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2008, 05:54:01 PM »
Jesus taking triple anal from the others would be a miracle indeed.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2008, 07:53:06 PM »
Holy fuckin' Trinity Batman.

That would explains the 'all three-in-one' concept I've heard so much about but could not visualize until now.

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2008, 02:12:47 AM »
If Jesus were black, he would be packing some serious shlong ammo...ouch for the Virgin Mary...
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2008, 09:39:59 AM »
Quote from: RubberFingerStan on December 15, 2008, 02:12:47 AM
If Jesus were black, he would be packing some serious shlong ammo...ouch for the Virgin Mary...

So Jesus had sex with his own mother now?

If that's the case, before posting again, please watch this:
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #46 on: December 15, 2008, 12:19:13 PM »
Quote from: Chris on December 15, 2008, 09:39:59 AM
So Jesus had sex with his own mother now?

If  you follow the concept of the Triune Deity then, yes, this is the case. If you believe that God=Father, Son and Holy Spirt, and that 1+1+1=1, and if the Holy Spirit is what made Mary conceive Jesus, and since Jesus=Holy Spirit=Father, then yes, what you stated would be true.

It's pretty simple, really.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #47 on: December 15, 2008, 12:35:01 PM »
Sorry folks, but the virgin birth doctrine holds that Jesus was conceived in Mary's virginal womb by the Holy Spirit without intercourse and without male seed. So you can't has Holy Threesome. Not yours.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2008, 01:22:35 PM »
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2008, 02:03:21 PM »
If you stop and think about it, Joseph musta been either a total pussy, bi, or just really not bright. His wife gets pregnant, it isn't his, she says she didnt do it with anyone else, and he's all cool with that. W7F?
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